Reality is Myth. Myth is Reality.
Uh…huh…
Has history been altered by time-bending alien artifacts?
No.
Are we caught in a timewar between hyperdimensional forces?
No.
How does this fit into the greater spiritual battle between darkness and light?
I dunno, man, you're the one writing this nonsense, you tell me how your sci-fantasy novel goes.
And what does this mean for our life mission and planetary destiny?
Is this the one where we wait three fucking hours to see the alien, but it turns out to be Jodie Foster's dad?
Explore the answers in this revolutionary synthesis of Gnosticism, Alchemy, Hermeticism, Rosicrucianism, Indo-European Mythology, Biblical Eschatology, UFOlogy, and Quantum Mechanics.
Thanks, but I don't need any more head trauma in my life, I'm good.
Discover:
The Way of the Fool and the true meaning of Gnosis.
Dude, the first one I could teach a Master Class on, and the second…I never did beat the Xenosaga games. Too heady with the lore for my tastes.
How we came to exist in a Fallen realm controlled by Archons.
I keep misreading ‘Archon’ as ‘Archeron,’ you know, those giant prehistoric sea turtles?
The nature of the Demiurge and how it shapes our reality.
Uh…huh…
The occult science behind making the Philosopher‘s Stone.
Hey, if you've got the secret to immortality and infinite wealth, fucking prove it. If you know how to make one, show us and fucking make one.
How Nordic aliens factor into Grail lore and human history.
Spoiler: they don't.
The Great Pyramid as a glowing, rumbling, plasma resonator.
It's made out of fucking limestone, you fucking twit.
How abusing the Ark of the Covenant let in the demon Yahweh.
*Facepalms* Fucking moron.
What Christ is, from a Neoplatonic & Rosicrucian perspective.
I have no idea what half of those words even mean, and I bet neither do you.
Mythology that encodes ET technology and hyper-history.
Oh good, I was hoping to see some Chariots of the Gods sprinkled into this deleted chapter from a mescaline-inspired Harry Potter fanfic.
Cyclical cataclysms and the coming dissolution of linear time.
So what, cause would follow effect instead of the other way around? I'd burn my fingers before I touch the hot stove, stuff like that? You are aware that time isn't actually a tangible thing, right? We measure it and conceptualize it, but outside of it's affects on matter, it's not really a thing.
What these epic puzzle pieces reveal about our greater purpose.
My greater purpose is to finish a project I've been working on for eighteen fucking years, and then die. There's no puzzle there, clown.
This profound exegesis of forbidden knowledge will completely blow your mind!
How did you come by this forbidden knowledge? Who gave it to you, who helped you understand it, who confirmed it's veracity and do you trust those sources?
