In the span of one second, Sorbsie, Trump would extoll himself as the evillest person to ever do evil. He would claim that nobody had ever been as evil as he was, that he changed what it meant to be evil, that people come up to him on the street , big people, strong people, tears in their eyes, telling him how evil he is. He would use words like ‘bigly’ and ’yuge’ and brag about how Joe Biden's casualty count is no where near as depressingly large as his own.
I mean, the man brags about how his judges killed Roe V. Wade, he brags about how he goldbricked on gun control measures, it's only a matter of time before he has tee shirts printed up that read, “I sat on my hands while hundreds of thousands of Americans died of a preventable disease because my Daddy never hugged me and I need to ignore actual fucking doctors in order to pretend I'm smart!”
Then, as he's orally reciting his CV for membership into the Legion of Doom, he'd slip in a fifteen minute rant about how awesome Emperor Palpatine is, how, if given the choice between being frozen and shattered Demolition Man-style or being eaten by lions, he'd go with being frozen and then spend six minutes just making half-assed sound effects like he was auditioning for a community theater production of fucking Police Academy.
And Kevin Sorbo would be at home, watching the debate, nodding along, not getting any phone calls from his agent telling him that he has work as an actual actor, lapping up the Dotard's bullshit. Donald Trump could call Kevin Sorbo the cuckiest cuck to ever cuck, call him a talentless hack and his wife a fucking moron, and Kevin would just soak it all up with a smile.
Mind you, Trump would never say that about Sorbo or his wife, because Sorbo is a talentless hack, his wife really is a moron, and Trump can't tell the truth even when it's fucking handed to him. But if he did, Kev would still be on Team Dictatorship.
