Just got kicked out of the library for moving the post apocalyptic fiction to the current events section.
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While I have doubts of the veracity of this claim and assume it's more a joke... yes. Good. If you fuck with the library books you should be kicked out.
Just like if you were moving just shelves of current event books around.
I imagine you're being as clever as your insanity allows, but sometimes jokes don't land because the setup is terrible. If it actually happened you're just an asshole.
…so you would like it if I did the same in a bookshop?:
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After all: is your latter-end post-apocalyptic tale just fiction or a metaphor of what was happening to Christians then by Nero…?!
If it’s the latter, then it’s already happened. So who’s in the wrong: the wag who took the above photo or you, Kevin Sorearse…?!
…and said wag probably put that book back where they found it: the Religions & Philosophy section. So, Kevvo:
Do books on Satanism not count in said section in my local branch of Waterstone’s…?!
Satanism is a religion: with it’s Temple having Tax Exemption status in your country.
You know what you’ll be admitting - certainly to the IRS - if you say that it shouldn’t …!
You’re in a library? That’s staffed, and funded? How many libraries are going to be funded post-apocalypse?
Try to write humor where the punchline doesn’t contradict the premise.
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Even the only two cases of operating libraries in post-apocalypse fiction I can think of, one wasn’t actually funded, and the other didn’t loan books but sold them.
Also, I’m not sure if either Fallout or Kenshi should be looked on as serious expressions of what a real post-apocalypse is going to be like.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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