Trump lost 2024 because he didn’t advertise enough. Nobody even knew he was running. Everyone thought he was in prison. Biden got 934,569,334 votes, the most votes in the history of the world. It’s legit though and if you question it we’ll arrest you.158.2K Views721 Reposts 86 Quotes 6,245 Likes 22 Bookmarks
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Trump lost 2024 because he didn’t advertise enough.
Oh, don’t threaten us with a great time…
Nobody even knew he was running.
Considering how around 50% of the USA is a hardcore Trump fan, and how Trump has an ego the size of Jupiter and advertises his campaign whenever he can, I HIGHLY doubt that.
Everyone thought he was in prison.
We wish! But thing is, he’s most likely not going to be even after being found guilty, he’s probably just going to have to pay a HUGE fine and perhaps get some business bans or something. Nothing that would prevent him from running for POTUS (sadly).
Biden got 934,569,334 votes, the most votes in the history of the world.
Literally NOBODY is claiming that except you, sorarse.
“Trump lost 2024 because he didn’t advertise enough.”
“Nobody even knew he was running.”
“Everyone thought he was in prison.”
“Biden got 934,569,334 votes, the most votes in the history of the world.”
“It’s legit though and if you question it we’ll arrest you.”
Followed quickly by Trump phoning every state official, telling them they’re nothing without him, and asking them to find 934,569,335 votes for him. And getting a hot tip from a friend in Russia that yet another disgraced official that used to take Russian bribes was forced out of their position when they tried to blackmail Biden into somehow making their multinational problems go away (something beyond his position or frankly any single person’s for that matter) by threatening his son. And the non-Trump appointees of the Supreme Court getting killed in mysterious “self defense” incidents by lone wolf mobs wearing red hats that don’t mean anything really and all six of their seats being held open indefinitely by the GOP because filling them would be a political move, at least until Trump gets back in office and then in less than a day with no vetting can quickly shove them through to their lifetime appointments just in time to rule on whether or not the Constitution is “Constitutional” and Trump’s decision to abolish it was retroactively fine and he can get on with the long list of summary executions he repeatedly stated on camera he planned to order. But it’s fine. Total immunity. Not for Biden or anyone else legitimately elected, just for Trump so he can be a “strong” leader like those he so openly admires (too strong for Democrats, who want weak leaders in his words) that jails his opposition without cause or due process and murders them flippantly and not a corrupt one that just settles for letting the law catch up to them after decades of evading it. And in addition to full rights to defense and the usual requirements of habeus corpus and burden of proof still giving those opponents miles of wiggle room anyone else commiting similar crimes doesn’t get including tolerating continuous witness intimidation, contempt of court, threats against officials, and breaking a slew of other laws in full view of the judge and public.
Kevin thinks he’s “Sorbodamus” or something, I guess?
If you’re gonna do that, put it in cryptic language with anagrams and allusions and such, so at least it’s kinda fun to figure out what the hell you were getting at…oh, and so even if what people thought you were predicting turned out to not happen, they can always say it’s really meant for something totally different, that maybe even hasn’t happened yet!
In a 2024 minifilm featuring Sorbo with wig, bible, sword, shield and red cap, called: "The tribulations of the Last Real American in the Communist People's Republic of the US (CPRUS)"?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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