“A woman is a satanic beast, the embodiment of why you yourself have to be as cruel as possible in a dog-eat-dog world.”
First of all, my sister would want a Satanic Beast t-shirt if she knew you, and second, you remind me of my boss.
He’s a surface Navy veteran and shot a rubber band across the room at one of his submariner vets. Went into my supervisor’s cubicle with a handful of rubber bands. “This is what you get when you attack one of those guys.” And she said, ‘Yes… And?’
If women are minions of satan, are you really equipped to win a pissing contest with them? Are you really that cruel in real life?
“She can't be allowed anything.”
Just how much are you in charge of what she gets, though?
“I would love a clip of someone being handshook by a woman, then she hugs another guy,”
Not all of us are automatic huggers. Some people hug EVERYONE, some hug people they know, some only hug a chosen few. How long have you been on this planet?
"If she isn't perfect towards you, she is an enemy.”
There’s a hill to die on.
“Not even someone to be punished, downright an enemy.”
Yes, little man, you’re prepared to take up arms against (checks notes) half the fucking species.