Now we know why the likes of the OP haven't accepted Evolution as fact.
Because it hasn't happened to them yet.
Some... thing turned into an Oragnutan, though: which is why these devolved illiterates still support it.
...and despite what happened - or not - nary six hours ago, let them, says I: they can only contribute to the schism in the Repubicans.
Said illiterates can only be the Democrats' best asset.
Oh, did I say 'Not'...?! There's still the matter of said oragnutan's tax returns, so The Man still can.
By putting said Orange... thing in the Can.