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[From "Anomalies in Shooting Reports"]

SEE reports by Fellowship of the Minds and Vivien Lee on the missing pieces in recent reports of mass shootings.

In the video below, you can see the completely bloodless victims of the shootings at an El Paso Walmart ludicrously — against all emergency protocols observed by emergency teams around the country — taken out of the store on shopping carts. (Did they deliberately choose heavy victims to poke fun at America? I wonder.)

Carnage is typically messy. The human body carries more than a gallon of blood and it tends to flow profusely. Here we see none of the normal mess. It looks like an emergency drill, not a real event.

Furthermore, the idea that one person could kill 22 people in minutes when even the most expert marksman cannot achieve such kill rates, especially in this age of advanced medicine when even people who are shot in the head can be revived and survive for years, is absurd.

The real victims of these shootings are the children and extremely gullible adults who have been traumatized by these reports which are broadcast everywhere so that you cannot escape them or find barely a corner of the world to achieve a moment’s rest from manufactured hysteria and political grandstanding.

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There weren't any videos taken in that school in Dunblane: as it had no CCTV.

But what the police discovered in their investigations soon after what Thomas Hamilton had done was enough for the Conservative government to ban guns in Britain.

CCTV almost everywhere now. No school shootings here since 1996.

Certainly before in all of Britain's entire history: but school shootings in the US since 1764. As a matter of historical fact.

No 'Conspiracies' required.

...oh, and unless 'Doc' Emmett Brown had taken into the past PCs with all of id Software's games - from "Return to Castle Wolfenstein" to the forthcoming "DOOM Eternal" - installed on such, how do you account for all those school shootings in the US before video games existed...?!

You don't even have the right to blame anything: certainly anything in terms of pop culture, for those mass shootings on; the likes of "Overwatch" played in all those 'PC Bangs' in South Korea: why no school shootings in Seoul...?!

Why would you want to look at the human remains of that carnage?

I’m no expert on gun wounds, but those high-power war-weapons don’t just make a nice clean bullet-hole, do they? Don’t they rip the bodies apart, go through several bodies and wound them all, if they don’t hit bone or metal? That’s how you kill a lot of people in a short space of time; you just shoot willy-nilly, and bullets harm/kill several people. Marksmen aim, try to hit vulnerable parts. These blithering idiots just spray bullets all around, and some hit a target, more or less by accident.

You ought to change your page to conspiringhousewife, or imagininghousewife. It’s not thinking, what you do, dearie.

I have two things to tell Ms Wood:

1) Fuck you.

2) Fuck you.

So, because the shootings don’t follow your script, they must be fake? Has it ever occurred to…no, of course it hasn’t. If Dunning-Kruger had a face, it would be yours, you sour twat.

Yes you can kill 22 people in a matter of minutes. Those weapons are designed to do just that, and it doesn't take a marksman to operate them. That is their point. That is their purpose. That is what they are designed to do, you stupid cunt.

Maybe if you got a job, you would have something more productive to do with your time than maligning the dead.

And while we're on the topic of this bullshit, I read somewhere there were three thousand people in that Walmart. That's a stunning number, making it a target-rich environment. Any idiot, including Laura Wood, could kill 22 people with that weapon in that time frame.

And people killed instantly don't tend to bleed more than a little bit.

Laura Wood: "All these 'mass shootings' are fakes by an anti-American conspiracy to get rid of the Second Amendement!!"

You can probably quite a few more than 22 people in a few minutes if you're determined to do it.

Unsurprisingly, Ms. Wood is also a Sandy Hook and Parkland truther.

Automatic weapons have been conceived to kill a great number of persons.

If you whipped your dick out and started pissing in a packed American Walmart you wouldn't have much trouble hitting thirty people in about a minute and bullets get more distance. Assault rifle bullets can also rip through one person's soft vital organ meats of which most of the inside of your body is composed and lodge themselves in somebody behind them. Despite what Hollywood would have you think people typically don't keep walking around after chunks of metal tear through their lungs and explode their hearts. Blood doesn't spray everywhere like a kinked hose when people get shot, when the heart stops beating there's no pressure pumping blood at all.

@Anon-e-moose:
"...oh, and unless 'Doc' Emmett Brown had taken into the past PCs with all of id Software's games - from "Return to Castle Wolfenstein" to the forthcoming "DOOM Eternal" - installed on such, how do you account for all those school shootings in the US before video games existed...?!"

You shouldn't leave out id's older games. Wolfenstein 3-D and the original Doom both predate this whole school shooting trend, I believe. I spent many hours on those, and they're still high on my list of favorite games. But, personnally, I blame all this violence on Commander Keen :-)

I get the sneaking suspicion that Laura Wood doesn't know how powerful guns are.

'Great Scott!' X3

...but then, all 'Doc' Emmett Brown has to do is refuel the ol' 'Mr Fusion' reactor on his DeLorean, and...!

Do you know what "bumper stocks" are, Laura?

It doesn't look like the movies there for it is fake.