TheKingOfRhye

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Mike Stone #wingnut #quack #fundie #conspiracy

While the entire country was locked down, and people were arrested for going to the beach, crews went out all over the country and built 5G towers. Their mission was so secret, it could only be done under cover of a nationwide lockdown.

I think it had been pretty well known by 2020 that 5G was the next big thing. Yeah, I just looked it up in fact, Samsung’s first 5G phone came out in 2019. So I’m guessing there had been some 5G towers already out there….since, after all, a 5G phone would just be a 4G one if there weren’t any 5G towers. Also, people could still go outside and even look out their windows during the lockdown, so it wasn’t like nobody would know if a new cell tower was down the street.

A transphobic mom #transphobia #fundie

I have a son who’s been struggling with his gender identity. He claims that “he’s always known” that he is a girl.

It sounds like she hasn’t been “struggling” with it all, if she had “always known.” That always annoys me, when people like this say trans people are “confused” or something…no, they seem to have a very definite idea as to what their gender identity is, in a lot of cases!

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #god-complex

Now they are marching lock, step, and barrel

OK, that actually made me laugh…I guess he was thinking “marching in lockstep” but got it mixed up with “lock, stock, and barrel”…or, he’s just an idiot.

(TIL that saying refers to the parts of a gun like a flintlock musket, never knew that)

various commenters #wingnut #racist

I forget who said it but I always liked the saying… “there are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and statistics.”

Donald Trump #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Wow. So, not only does he complain about “election fraud” when he WON an election, he complains about it when there’s not an election going on….and he can’t even be elected again???

wereq #sexist #psycho #racist

Make them clean the dirtiest and shittiest of toilets.

That one just made me laugh. Cus, ya know, I’m literally a porter at a truck stop, plus I’ve worked at a hospital, and various restaurants. Trust me when I say I’ve cleaned some dirty shitty toilets in my day! Believe it or not, though, it’s not a “fate worse than death”…and also, I’ve worked alongside many women who did or do the job just as fine as me if not better. Oh, and also anyone who’s ever been a parent has to deal with defecation-related grossness. Not that incels would ever know about that…

Eric Hovind #fundie

4.The Empty Tomb – Even Jesus’ enemies couldn’t produce His body. All they could claim was that it had been “stolen”—an admission that the tomb was empty.

Uh, hmm….am I missing something there? It doesn’t look like he gave any “extra-biblical evidence” for that, at all.

5.The Explosion of the Early Church – Thousands of Jews and Gentiles converted in Jerusalem, where Jesus was crucified and buried. That wouldn’t happen unless something world-changing happened—like a resurrection.

I’m guessing thousands of people converted to Islam in its early days, so does that mean what Muhammad said was true? Same logic, right?

Gen. Jim #fundie #wingnut #homophobia

If you think the Democratic Party is “far left,” you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Bill Donohue #fundie #wingnut

“Reality check” #fundie #transphobia

I was shocked! My first thought was maybe he is confused about his sexuality. To my knowledge he has never been kissed. Between his awkward autistic personality and COVID isolation at a time when he should have been experiencing his sexual awaking while away at university, he has faced unfair challenges. But to decide he is a girl trapped in his healthy male body, that is IMPOSSIBLE.

I was an autistic awkward introvert who’d never been kissed until I was WELL out of high school…well, OK, I’m still an awkward autistic introvert, but I know have been kissed, among other things. But I still wasn’t “confused about my sexuality”, no, I knew damn well what it was!

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

A.W.A.R.E. (AreWeAllReallyEducated) #crackpot #wingnut #mammon #conspiracy

There’s one thing I don’t see explained in that whole thing: Why is getting the “We The People World Citizen Passport Bundle Package” any better than…ya know, getting an actual passport and/or other proper legal identification?

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy

The issues families can have with Street Fighter 6 are violence

Violence in a game called Street FIGHTER?? Geez, next thing Paul’s gonna tell us is that in the Grand Theft Auto games, there’s people stealing cars!!!

Also, wait…don’t video games these days still have RATINGS? Like they say on the box (or on the download I guess) what kind of content they have that might be objectionable???

Honestly I feel like Paul sounds like a guy who watched a porn movie and is complaining about how there’s too much sex in it.

Thinker2 #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Laura Milander #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie

If you hate Trump it's because you satanists hate Christians

Well, I DO hate Trump…and I used to be a Satanist (ya know, that Anton LaVey variety, not that Laura would know what that even is), still an atheist, and I most certainly don’t hate Christians. I, in fact, love some Christians (like my parents!). What I hate about some Christians is what the more conservative sorts want to try to impose on the rest of us who don’t agree with your agenda.

Hannahkat #fundie #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

Laura Loomer #racist

DEI hires in congress

Wow, that seriously has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve read today, and that’s saying a lot. Yeah, cus the US Congress just “hires” people…that’s totally how that works….

Abby Trivett #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Does the end of the roles of both Pope Francis and Klaus Schwab as world leaders signal that we are another step closer to the very end?

Well, if there is such a thing as the “very end”, then we’re always getting another step closer to it. That’s how time works, ya know. As Steve Miller said, “time keeps on slippin’ into the future!” (doo doo do doo)

Kyle Langford and Matt Loesby #racist #sexist

"It is an initiative that will encourage family formation in the State of California; fostering healthy, stable young families is my #1 priority," Langford told Newsweek in an emailed statement[…]

I dunno, but if I had to think of the possible ways to “foster healthy, stable, young families,” literal EXTORTION wouldn’t be one of the first things to come to mind.

Redeemed Zoomer #dunning-kruger

One kinda funny thing is, I’m in the US, where we supposedly DON’T use the metric system…but wait, we actually kinda DO. Like if you’re doing anything where you turn a wrench or something you better know your millimeters and such. And have all the sockets and whatnot for both.

Donald Trump #wingnut

I miss the days when we had a President that had some fucking CLASS, damnit. I didn’t agree with everything Barack Obama said, but he wouldn’t have done a “Happy Easter message” that amounted to “Happy Easter and fuck everyone I don’t like.”

Medeea Greere #wingnut #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

And now, Pope Francis is gone.
The questions write themselves.

No, they really don’t. An 88 year old man died. They do that, ya know. Hell, I hope I make it to that age myself, another 40 years to go!

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

John Denjino #mammon #wingnut

Billy and the Magic of Bitcoin: A fully AI generated story colouring book for kids
This fully AI-generated children's coloring book is a one-of-a-kind experience for young artists ages 4-8.

I know times are different nowadays, but still, do 4- to 8-year-olds give a shit about Bitcoin, if they even know what it is? I mean, when I was a 4 to 8 year old kid in the early 80s, I wouldn’t have been interested in a coloring book about “Charlie and the Checking Account”, ya know?

A. Arter #mammon #sexist #psycho

Ever found yourself wondering, "What's the secret sauce that makes Andrew Tate such a powerhouse?"

I’d rather wonder about more interesting and significant things like, oh, let’s see……did Charlie Chaplin have a Hitler mustache or did Hitler have a Charlie Chaplin mustache?

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

I don’t even get the second one. OK, it’s racist against Hispanic people but….huh? Why???? Because they….are witches who give people magic tacos? “Magic taco” = drugs, I guess??

Candace Owens and Ian Carroll #conspiracy #racist

They wanted people — LSD free, sex, rock and roll.

OK, and uh….so? Yeah, the certainly did do some LSD among other thing back in the day. As for sex, well, I don’t think their lyrics were any more about sex than some other rock bands at the time. I guess, congratulations, Candace, you just figured out “sex, drugs, and rock and roll” is a thing, woo hoo. How that means it’s all a “psy op” organized by some Institute, I don’t understand.

Cosmic Convergence Research Group #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

Various Commenters #racist #homophobia

I see these butt sex banners, sodomy signs, and fag flags more and more. Gross.

Where the fuck are you where you’re seeing “buttsex banners” and “sodomy signs”? Oh wait wait….he also said “fag flags” so let me guess, that all just means “pride flags”, right?? I guess I’ll give him credit for nice use of alliteration, if nothing else.

Not the bee #transphobia

Schools would be powerless to enforce basic standards, opening the door to boys in skirts and biological males in girls' locker rooms.

Whoa whoa whoa, what? Boys dressing in non-gender-conforming clothes is just as “bad” as boys literally being in girls’ locker rooms?? Kinda seems like that’s two different things, aint it? Like “boys in skirts” is such a crazy concept….never heard of a kilt before?

Fr. James Mawdsley, Dave Reilly and Vincent James Foxx #conspiracy #racist #pratt #fundie

Mawdsley also claimed that the word “antisemitism” is “completely meaningless”

He’s saying it’s a meaningless word because the Holocaust never happened? That makes no damn sense to me. “Antisemetism” literally means “prejudice against Semitic people” (technically Jews and Arabs too, but it’s taken the meaning of prejudice against Jews in particular now). Why is it that if the Holocaust never happened (which it totally did) would there be no such thing as antisemitism?

Quiet_Lengthiness348 #conspiracy #fundie

@JeanP #221793

Plenty scientific fields would have to be utterly debunked for YEC to be true

I don’t think I ever watched them all, but AronRa did a whole series on YouTube about just that years ago, great stuff.

Mark (Emery) Davey #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

What is this?

That’s the question on my mind after reading that, to be honest! What the french fried fuck IS this??

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie

We may not be seeking an assistant pastor for the foreseeable future, but we are proud to announce the ordination of now Pastor Eric Kalinowski who will be taking over as Project Leader of SimplyChristian effective immediately and Senior Pastor of the New Testmaent Baptist Church at the end of the year.

Well, we have another source of FSTDT-worthy quotes to look forward to, if nothing else, I suppose!

Quiet_Lengthiness348 #conspiracy #fundie

There’s no actual evidence that space exists or the earth is a globe

For evidence that the Earth is a globe, my favorite one is the fact that we can see the Sun rise and set. It literally goes below the horizon and comes back. How does that make sense in any “flat earth model”? Also, the fact that the Moon has phases, that proves it’s a round ball out there, getting light shined (shone?) on it.

ripx4nutmeg #transphobia

Chess Masters: The Endgame is a new show hosted by Sue Perkins in which 12 contestants compete against each other over chess and puzzles until a winner is announced. One of the contestants is, of course, a man who pretends he’s a woman

Uh, OK, and my first question would be….so what?

JD Cowan #fundie

There has never been a story with an outright demon as a good guy that wasn't complete garbage

I’d disagree with that. Of course though, I’ve been reading a lot of “haremlit/rpglit” stuff lately, and I’m guessing that wouldn’t be JD’s preferred genre! Like I’ve liked the “Backyard Dungeon” series by Logan Jacobs and one of my favorite characters (aside from the girls lol) is the “demonkin” Scourge. He’s definitely not a 100% stereotypical “good guy” by any means, but he is 100% on the side of the protagonist in the story and would basically seriously fuck anyone up who would even mess with him or anyone else on his side.

Edward Hendrie #fundie #wingnut #pratt #conspiracy

A heliocentric creation does not exist. So also, a heliocentric creator does not exist. A heliocentric creator is a false god.

Well, since I don’t believe in your god, or any other for that matter, I can reject that, and go with the evidence of the things I’ve seen with own two eyes.

throwawayaccount2037 #homophobia

@TatersForever5481 #221323

Throwntheirbrainawayfromtheirheadacuntlivesin1037: How dare they put LGBT in my games! I don’t care about the gameplay, I CARE ABOUT THE SEXUAL OPTIONS!

I’ve said this before here, in response to quotes saying things like that: If you care that much about the sexual options in a game, play a damn porn game! There are actually some good ones out there, which I just happen to know for some reason….lol

There are no western AAA games with any kind of relationships that are strictly hetero.

OK, I’m by no means a gaming expert, I don’t think I’ve even played any game that would be classified as “AAA”, at least not lately…but I have to doubt that statement. I mean, there’s gotta be some examples where the male protagonist has a girlfriend/wife, right?

SantinoTheCatholic #fundie #forced-birth

they shit everywhere, bark at nothing, think with their stomachs,

Replace “bark” with “cry” and you’re talking about human babies.

McSneaks #sexist #fundie #psycho

god literally invented the counter for that a thousand years ago it's called domestic violence

God invented domestic violence in the year 1025?

Judy Cirello #conspiracy

I just looked it up, I vaguely remembered watching a video about this guy a few years back….yeah, this one. Same “Pastor Bob” or whatever, this guy analyzed his voice and basically said he’s actually a decent Elvis impersonator, but you can tell the voices are just a little different.

Elvis would be 90 years old now, and was known to not be in good health before he died. If that guy is Elvis, he found the damn Fountain of Youth some time between 1977 and now.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Later, I assume under orders from the Obama camp, pushed all out for “Kamala,”

Why is “Kamala” in quotes there?? Did I miss something, is there some Republican conspiracy theory that says that that isn’t really her real name?

Patricia Cota-Robles #fundie #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

AMERICA, which is an anagram for the I AM RACE

Well, “The United States of America” is an anagram for “I feast, i eat the cream donuts.”

So what about that???!? HA!

Vic Biorseth #fundie #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

What are NCOs (Non-Christian Organizations) doing in Christian organizations?

I’ve never heard anyone ever use the letters NCO to refer to “non-Christian organizations.” That’s a military term to me, a “non-commisioned officer”, like a Sergeant or something.

Abby Trivett #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

What’s most intriguing about this, is how the supernova explosions lines up with the blood moons taking place this year. From the Purim Blood Moon to the coming Rosh Hashanah one, is it possible that this celestial event will also take place during a biblically significant time frame?

Sure, it’s possible. It’s possible that all kinds of various shit would happen “during a biblically significant time frame”, whatever that even means, but that doesn’t mean anything, sometimes shit just happens at a certain time that people think is significant. Ever heard of a COINCIDENCE????,

In the words of Neil Peart (RIP): Why does it happen, because it happens, roll the bones.

Rep. Joe Wilson #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Conservapedia #wingnut

Liberal critics Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert give biased reviews to theatrical films, telling their viewers what to think.

Yeah, OK…isn’t that what being a critic literally IS? Sure, they were biased, but ain’t every damn critic?

And Conservapedia complaining about someone being biased is EXTREMELY ironic!