“1. There is no sensible reason to set aside a whole month for any recognition.”
Doesn’t have to be sensible. Any number of groups can designate a Cottage Cheese month, or an Old MOvies month, or a Pent Up Bullying Assholes month. You don’t have to observe all of them. You’re not EXPCECTED to observe all of them.
"That includes Black History month, Ramadan, or Gay Pride month.”
Interesting choices…
“Observances can be done in one day.”
Not your call to make, really.
"If you want your own month, do it on your own calendar.”
You can always trawl the stationary stores at Christmas for a calendar that doesn’t offend your delicate cancel-culture sensibilities.
"2. Why are gay people so anxious to want others to know their sex lives?”
Right, right TOTALLY different from, say, women who insist on being called MRS rather than MISS. Or men wearing their wedding ring… Or carefully removing it before entering the bar.
“Sex is a subject you talk about in private.”
You would not believe how little i care about your delicate ettiquette.
“No one wants to know about or gains any valuable knowledge knowing with whom you sleep. And for God’s sake stop glamorizing it around kids.”
Your cancel culture is offensive.
“3. Pride is not a positive trait in any individual and is thus not to be encouraged or lauded.”
Except for all those muggles shouting ’When’s the White Straight Man’s Pride Month!?!?”
"It is the main “deadly sin.””
Who gives a flying fuck?
"I can be proud of my children or proud of my art work or proud of my country: I don't set aside an entire month to talk about it, boring people into insensibility and splashing shop windows with material about it.”
Your choice. NOt a morally superior position, though.
“While we Christians do observe Christmas over a few weeks during the year, we don’t demand a “Christian Month.””
Some of you are doing exactly that. Which Christains do we believe?
“There is no such thing as “Jewish Month.””
Um, they have an entire calendar to themselves.
"There is no “Heterosexual Month.” We don’t need people to know we’re normal.”
And those last two words are WHY there’s a Pride month you bigotted fuckface.
“There is no “Sloth Month”,
July is national fishing month.
“no “Liars Month”,”
Campaign Season.
“no “Drug Addicts Month.”
September is National Recovery Month.
“People who want to engage in certain behavior should never (a) inflict it on the rest of us, or (b) insist on a whole month to sprinkle the entire nation with their symbols and their interests. We don’t care, and in fact, in most cases, we find it utterly off-putting.”
OH, NO! You disapprove of people not giving a fuck what you care about!?!? How ever can we move beyond this injustice?
Maybe if you hold your breath and count to a zillion?