TheVaudevillain

@TheVaudevillain

Socrates #racist #transphobia #pratt

Look at Switzerland - comparable private gun ownership rate to the USA. All gun crimes in ‘Murica: 368 per 100k. Switzerland: 0.2. But that definitely can’t be the result of regulation at all. Nope. No way. They’re just…uhhh…. made docile by the soy! That has to be it!

pisceanpharies #sexist #crackpot

"This is to keep people in a low-vibratory state"

I would have thought a sex-obsessed karmic dystopia would involve much higher levels of vibratory states.

"the couple is having sex with the strangers they're watching"
...Eh, George Carlin's version of that theory had way better delivery.

FitBread6443 #transphobia #sexist #homophobia

I'm a veteran if the tabletop - not as active as I used to be, but I've definitely seen more than my fair share of bisexual Toreador characters being played by straight guys and gals playing Nosferatu... There's a not insignificant amount of the player base who actually love exploring characters outside of buff dude and sexy gal.
And I've met more women who played VTMB than dudes over the last couple of decades too.

CC Anonymous #fundie #racist #sexist #crackpot #magick

Ann Calatayud/Bride Ministries International #fundie #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack

*I furthermore map the ways in which the Yggdrasil is connected to (person’s name) along with his/her alters, parts, shards, splinters, fragments, RNA, DNA, essence, backups, duplicates, replicas, derivatives, replacements, impersonators, stand-ins, ancestors, merfolk, spirit doubles, hybrids, mirror images, holograms, artificial intelligence replicas, archived memories, mind files, clones, walk-ins, variants, naturals, spirit children, Nephilim children, or composite entities containing his/her DNA and/or RNA"

... Hold up- merfolk? Everything else I understand every other item on the list keeping with a theme, but merfolk? Really? Merfolk? Is it the shapeshifting? Because they don't turn into another person, it's just the same person with leggies. Why not Changelings? You literally have the Fae in the first list, I could understand that. But...merfolk? Really?

CC Anonymous #fundie #racist #sexist #crackpot #magick

"The BLACK HOLE is the universal symbol of the FEMININE VOID"

This does explain how my ex seemed to subsist entirely on spaghetti...

Lukas Schubert #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

No, no, I actually agree with this. All the foreigners who arrived under a foreign flag and speak the languages of different continent entirely, who arrived solely to steal resources and land and ..

Okay we all know it's a settler joke. I'm too tired to go for higher fruit.

Azisfan #crackpot #dunning-kruger

"Ideally, just saying one contradiction should be enough to disprove"
Just one? The hardest part is choosing!
Okay.
Objectively, men don't steal genes. They deposit genes. Which is kinda sorta absolutely the complete opposite of stealing.

Lauren Boebert #wingnut

Going from "Russia will face severe penalties if they continue the war" to "Ukraine will suffer severe concessions because they're not the superpower in the room" isn't brokering a peace - it's enabling military conquest and appeasing a dictator. Because that worked so well back in the 30s.

The Blue Avians via Octavia Vasile #magick #ufo #quack

Actual alien invasion is going to be so easy with these people
"Human, I have travelled from the stars. I would like to bestow my gift of molecular excitation on you"
"Yes! Bestow your gift! I am ready for a higher plane of consciousness!"
*Intense spontaneous combustion ensues*

Nomorepapertowels (Feminefilist) #crackpot

@Timjer #232866

Yeah, it's a very edgy version of anti-natalism. Even the name tries too hard: "we're anti life, so our philosophy is LIFE backwards! Geddit?"

Clair Obscur is definitely worth the price of admission on the visuals alone. But the acting and utter gut-punches...it's an emotional rollercoaster for sure.

But a game doesn't even have to be Serious Art to make a difference. I do a regular games night at a mental health ward, usually Jackbox, some other party games and a few who actually roleplay together on Sunderfolk (using it as a gateway to tabletop gaming), and the difference in the moods and mental state are just night and day. That little bit of silly enjoyment and social interaction makes a big difference.

As soon as somebody is far enough down the rabbit hole to not only bring up efilists, but make similar arguments to them, it's usually time to be a little concerned. Whole movement is basically death-cult anti-natalism with a heavy dose of determinism, based on pseudophilosophical ramblings about life being suffering and there is no way to improve it because we're all machines following an evolutionary script in a world designed to destroy us(and outright preaches that murder is therefore morally right because it ends suffering).

But I still celebrate gaming as an art form. The artistic expression, the ability to make somebody feel involved in a story through mechanics alone. The communities that form around searching for the slightest clues to lore and history and celebrate every new uncovered tidbit.
The stories themselves! I'm emotionally wrecking myself going through Clair Obscure right now - and it's amazing!

Francis Slobodnik #wingnut #fundie

"These slovenly Godless men no longer wear tight hose! Embracing the looseness of trousers at the same time as they embrace the loose morals of the Devil! We see the decline of masculinity itself as the codpiece is no longer proudly on display! Truly a sign the Serpent himself clouds and distorts the very meaning of manliness!"
-OP's great-great-great-great-grandfather, probably.

Jonas E. Alexis, Senior Editor #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

"Or are you on the side of the brave truth tellers seen in this video who are determined to make the world a better place for our children?"

Join me, Jonas E Alexis in standing with brave truth speakers, like the video collaborator, this admirable Jonas E Alexis figure, or the people cited as sources in the video to Elder Scrolls ripoff music like the heroic Jonas E Alexis person! What a guy!

Storyendingnever #crackpot #sexist #transphobia

@Malingspann #232578

I mentioned somewhere before that they're pretty big on parthenogenesis as the wondrous alternative to male-female breeding.
Except, for a huge variety of reasons, it looks like it might be impossible to do reliably with human embryos. Even the most successful efforts result in some mild Akira/Cronenberg complications that make cloning a far more viable alternative.

Even the famous example they use of a Japanese mouse that was born from artificial parthenogenesis was one of thousands upon thousands of attempts that ended in unviable embryos.

David Nikao #fundie #crackpot #pratt #conspiracy

I mean, so much is open to interpretation. But playing Devil's Advocate, the Bible doesn't specifically state the planet is immobile. Just that the earth is affixed so it won't fly into the void. The sun completing it's circuit? Large enough timescales, that will happen as the sun does technically circle the Earth as our entire solar system orbits the galactic center.
I know the Bible supports the idea of a round earth and space with mentions of circular horizons and the world 'hanging upon nothing"

Or, y'know, the book that was written by men, translated a dozen times in a dozen time periods by men, and interpreted by men isn't actually infallible. Who woulda thunk.

Witchwind #god-complex #psycho

Anon #crackpot #sexist #fundie #dunning-kruger

@Peacemonger373 #232127

They're very big on the idea of parthenogenesis, and keep citing that it's been observed in mice.
Never mind that it was artificially induced, and it's not likely to ever work for human embryos.

Rob Pue #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

@TheKingOfRhye #232236

Came here to say that Heathen Rage would be a bitchin' metal band name.

Turns out there was a band by that name - and thankfully not nazi-adjacent, looking at their lyrics. Just generic power metal.

Skanda #sexist #wingnut #conspiracy

@TatersForever5481 #232281

To my old shame, I was actually a cohost for one of the top Furry podcasts back in the day. And yeah, so much support for Gamergate in the community at the time. Just a rabid belief that the womz were coming to kill video gaming and Western Culture (TM) as we know it.

@DarkPhoenix #232303

Still saddens me that Gamergate 1.0 actively helped make that future more possible - through direct harassment of women in the industry who were actually trying to archive and preserve the games from the 'good old days' they say they long for...

Jennifer Bond Baker #transphobia

@DarkPhoenix #232304

Bilek also found a way to shoehorn The Joos, Big Pharma and the NWO into their screeds, directly citing Soros and Martine Rothblatt as part of a secret cabal to normalise (a warped understanding of) transhumanism in order to undermine humanity itself for...reasons...

So, not actually far off with that description.

Vic Biorseth #wingnut #fundie #racist #homophobia #conspiracy

Vic's busy building a strawman so big, I can almost hear Nic Cage screaming about the bees

Charlie Kirk, Donald Trump #elitist #racist

Is now really the best timing for Hair Furore to be saying 14 year olds are legal adults?

(Side note: IIRC, at the beginning of the year, DC was celebrating the lowest violent crime rate in decades, following years of lower and lower crime rates. If it's suddenly gotten so bad, there's literally only one man to blame)

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #fundie

So, the bizarre items on Amazon were esoteric enough to cause confusion in the family, but also recognisable specifically to one person as...mastectomy supplies?
Really?
All I can think of that'd be a big tip off is clothing tailored for a drain pocket. Unless the fellow was also having to shop for the entire surgical suite.

But I'm *totally* sure this isn't just another made up story by somebody who doesn't actually know any of the real procedures at all to drum up sympathy for themselves and hatred of trans people.

Saskiateague #racist

I could've sworn there was nothing more British than invading a country, refuse to follow customs and laws, don't assimilate and insist on speaking their own language... She should be proud!

(Not that I actually subscribe to the ridiculous beliefs about 'invading' immigrants. I welcome them, I work alongside and for them, and she can go step on a Lego)

various commenters #wingnut #racist

The irony of these complaints most likely coming from the descendants of invaders literally invited in to help kick the Picts and Celts out to the furthest edges of the country...

Emma Faber #crackpot #psycho #sexist

For the love of Batman, use some synonyms! Schlong, member, prick, todger, tallywhacker -even Rumpleforeskin! Anything but saying 'cock' for the bajillionth time!

oganes karayan #ufo #magick #crackpot

Ken Ham #fundie

From books to bananas, Kenny still has trouble identifying divine providence from the works of man.

Baby-killer Anon #sexist #psycho #crackpot #fundie #elitist

TIL emotional burnout isn't real and I never actually cared for any my patients because sex wasn't on the table.

Occupational health will be ecstatic to hear this!

gabriel197600 #conspiracy

"DOGE revealed that millions upon millions (upon Billions?) of taxpayer money was funneled to Soros organizations!"

DOGE couldn't even reveal who their own manager was, let alone an actual conspiracy to send more money to your boogeyman. Literally every 'secret plan to waste taxpayer dollars' Elon mentioned was actually publicly available, with all the money accounted for, justified, and had regular financial reports right there on the USAid website.

DOGE just relied on you being too dumb to actually read the material, Gabe.

THE VIGILANT FOX #conspiracy #wingnut

8 people had the 'significant'(a term that sounds scary, but doesn't mean what they think it means in this context) reduction - but to further paraphrase the results of the paper: "It didn't really impact anyone that much, and we have no idea if that's a long-term event on any of our incredibly small sample base.

But even a mild lung capacity reduction is better than some of the effects of the virus itself. I caught mild COVID after being vaccinated twice, and I was lucky enough to get away with some memory loss (I honestly do not remember locking up or driving home that day) and having the worst flu symptoms for a couple of weeks. Friend of mine caught it early, before the vaccine was available, and he got the long-term gift of sudden palpitations for years after. Which sucks when you're meant to be a personal trainer. He'd much rather have a unnoticeable ling capacity reduction than that.

SavageFarret #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia #dunning-kruger

Man, imagine how much it would blow this person's mind if you told them God spared all the bisexuals at Sodom...

Men are failed Experiments #conspiracy #crackpot #psycho #sexist

"nowadays plenty of female animals who have males in their species can parthogenically reproduce. There was even a mammal that did it, the mouse kaguya."
... They know that wasn't natural parthenogenesis, right? It was artificially created. Parthenogenesis doesn't actually occur naturally in any mammal species. And that the evidence is there for early men and women *both* hunting and gathering?
Spouting some pretty patriarchal sexist crap there for somebody so up on women's superiority, Skippy.

INCOGMAN #racist

"...bash your head in with a handy aluminum baseball bat or a chunk of concrete"

I'm sorry. I know this guy is a heinous POS, but I'm just giggling at the writing accidentally insinuating that the urban landscape is littered with conveniently placed baseball bats and chunks of concrete like it's one big Streets of Rage level.

"I would beat your ass if I only had a.. oh wait, there's a handy aluminium bat laying right here!"

Bryan Ardis #conspiracy #quack #pratt

I was partway through writing how there are no plasmids in the final vaccine because of the use of DNases, and then I stopped and realised...This is the " COVID is actually the Catholic Church trying to murder us with snake venom in the water!!1!one" guy isn't it?

... Well my days of not taking him seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Rob Pue #wingnut #fundie #homophobia

So much old man energy. Especially with the parts not included where he basically says "a stint in the army would sort these effeminate men out"

Charlie Kirk #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

I mean, there are transcripts from a city council dismissing a flood warning system and choosing to cheap out instead, while dissing Houston for some reason.

But we can forgive Charlie boy for missing it. He was _extremely_ busy Googling 'Minority' and 'fire chiefs', and trying to geopoint every single name that comes up.

STACEY SALVADORI #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

That's three questions, Stace. And, as far as we can tell, it was the basic digestive system, then resistance to gastric juices, and then appetite - adaptations to the environment.
The food already existed. Everything is food to one organism or another. Including some organisms or another.

You can actually see evolution in action yourself. Doesn't take long to cultivate a few thousand generations of e-coli and record the changes. Like scientists have actually done.
And the Bible warns against science 'falsely called' in the sense of any philosophy or doctrine that purports to have absolute or secret truths counter to the central tenets of the faith. It was mostly warning about Gnostics. Not science.

Sherri Tenpenny #dunning-kruger #quack

@Timjer #229260
That's just ridiculous. Vaccines won't change your sex. That's what the drugs in the water are for!

RainbowBrite33 #conspiracy #pratt

So, kiddo lacks the honour to actually post their totally-not-imaginary facts and numbers, trying to paint themself as a conscientious objector. And the integrity to look at the scientific consensus on the vaccine and efficacy. And the personal courage to make the most basic efforts to protect others - ostensibly the main point of their entire fucking job.

State of the Nation Editor #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

"Let’s not forget how the NWO globalist cabal has set the pattern many years ago of wrecking and ruining as many American summer holiday celebrations as possible. These dastardly perps especially target conservative states during the BIG THREE: the Memorial Day, Fourth of July & Labor Day holiday weekends."

That's right! Every slightly overcast day, every drop of drizzle on your barbecue. It was us. Billions of dollars in secret satellites and media coverups... But it was worth it.

For you see, we have bent nature to our whim! The heavens themselves obey our commands! All part of the grand design to mildly dampen your national pride! MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Confederate #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Yes, please do continue to Balkanise. And don't reach out or collaborate with your splintered allies - you never know when 'they' are waiting to snatch you up. Remain isolated and silent. We'll totally let you know when it's safe to come back out.

Medeea Greere #crackpot #quack #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Ah yes, the completely natural remedy of... AI assisted quartz crystal electro-frequency adjustment. Just like Grandmama used when I was a kid.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@TatersForever5481 #229014
It's just like my framed cross-stitch above the door says:
"Home is where the inner heart-resonating amnesiac fog dispeller is"

Joe Shmoe #conspiracy

Basically, the dude did a Leuchter Report 2: Holocaust Denial Boogaloo. With the exact same flaw when it came to iron-based cyanide deposits.
He was more than happy for it to be used to defend actual Wermacht members in court, and then bravely ran away to claim asylum.
When that was denied, he served time in Germany then returned to the US where he spends his time claiming there is a vast conspiracy to suppress his free speech and getting arrested for indecent exposure in public parks.

GethN7 #transphobia #senpai_noticed_us #dunning-kruger

"genetic level"
Dollars to donuts that'll result in the 'XX and XY chromosome argument. But here's the rub - even chromosomally, there are a lot of people beyond a dimorphic expression. There's over half a million people with Klinefelter Syndrome in the US alone. And even with the rarer chromosome groupings like XXYY, you're looking at the 20k mark. With all the most common variants, 1.2 million people who fall beyond the 'genetic' XX and XY.

And even then, transgender therapies aren't about changing someone's sex at a certain level. It's helping them with the dysphoria of physical sex not matching gender. These are separate things. And still not a binary, as modern science generally accepts gender as a bimodal spectrum.

Indian in the Machine #crackpot #ufo #fundie #elitist #conspiracy

Now getting the weirdest Transmetropolitan flashbacks.
"Do not offend the Broomstick of Truth! It is wise and terrible!"