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R He #wingnut

Und ve are on der brink of victory in Stalingrad!

Ps82 #wingnut #fundie

Maybe prehistoric fundies were just as stupid as our current batch and all forgot how to talk.

The Democratic Kingdom of Sanadia #fundie #wingnut

The day he personally shows up with a claim check, OK. Until then, fuck off.

White Rhodesia #racist #wingnut

Venom S / @PunishedRalsei #psycho

Sounds like minors, and everyone else, should know better than to trust Venom S.

EK Legend pt3 #psycho

All right, EK, you've just been drafted into the Trump militia. General Admiral Dictator for Life and All-Around Dipshit Messiah DJT hereby orders you to shoot your family and then yourself.

Still think there are no illegal orders?

Unnamed North Korean pharmaceutical companies #quack

Putin gets a cut of the profits, and it's not like Russians could get noticeably less healthy.

Jesse Watters #wingnut

At this point I'm just going to assume that anyone defending Trump on Epstein is fucking 12-year-olds themselves.

Sallie Borrink #racist #wingnut #fundie

"I hope you can win me back ..."

So you *know* he's utterly betrayed you, time after time, and your final response is "shit on me just a little less next time, daddy."

You absolutely deserve everything that's coming to you.

John Horvat II #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth #conspiracy

The broader reasons for declining birthrates:
- In agricultural societies kids are labor; in urbanized societies they're an expense.
- Modern medicine means you no longer have to have 47 kids to ensure that three survive.
- Pensions mean children are no longer essential for old-age care.
- Women choose to have fewer kids when they get educated, get basic rights and work outside the home.
- Contraception is effective and churches can't stop you from using it.

PITT parents #dunning-kruger #pratt #transphobia

Hey, here's a new "intervention" that cures transphobia! It's called "shut the fuck up and get over yourself."

Anon #sexist

David F.X. Army and Richard Y. Rodgers #racist #wingnut

First off, it's an obvious lie that he wasn't crypto-quoting Hitler. Such "accidents" don't happen twice in the same piece.

Second, *even if that was true,* when anybody notices that you sound like Adolf Fucking Hitler, you need to reconsider your opinions.

Discrete Music #transphobia #pratt

"If I don't know it, it didn't happen;
I am utterly ignorant of history;
Therefore history did not exist."

Ken Ham #fundie

How can rights exist in a Biblical worldview, when Sky Daddy arbitrarily declares some people deserving of death and enslavement? Or women, inferior? Or children, punished for their parents' supposed transgressions?

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #fundie #transphobia

HATE IS LOVE.

Add that to "war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength."

SiriusB Shaman #crackpot #magick #fundie #conspiracy

HSE88888 #racist #conspiracy

Who makes up dozens of preposterous lies and then gets big mad about them?

[The answer is "Nazis."]

Dennis Hummel #wingnut

@Peacemonger373 #239893

Indeed. In general there is a world of difference between saying "there should be some regulation of immigration" and "let's snatch parents from their crying children and deport them randomly because cruelty gets us off."

AtheistsAreStupid #fundie #wingnut

"I've never met any atheists or read anything about them, but my pastor told me they're bad."

Dennis Hummel #wingnut

- Nobody's screaming that at regular cops, just at masked ICE thugs.

- Wingnuts: "Democrats had open borders!" Also wingnuts: "Obama deported people too so it's cool!"

Pastor Shane Vaughn #conspiracy #wingnut

Dumb shit, the intent was to force people to *cooperate and compromise.*

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy

"When we scream at random people that they're evil perverts bound for Hell, they tell us to shut up and go away! We're so PERSACOOTED!"

KeepNHGranite #racist #homophobia #conspiracy

Vox Day #wingnut

Jk Rowling #crackpot

It must be so hard being a famous billionaire relentlessly campaigning for the elimination of an oppressed minority and yet somehow still arguing that you're the real victim.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

The truth: He's been bullshitting you morons for years, just to keep you riled up and distracted. He doesn't actually care whether you live or die.

Joey Mannarino #fundie #homophobia #psycho #transphobia

<@KeithInc.> #239078

Isaac Asimov noted that when a bigot hears of a minority committing a crime, their instant reaction is "See, that's just typical for them," but when someone from the bigot's own group commits the same crime, the response is "They're an anomaly."

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy #mammon

I wish I was dishonest. I wish I could keep a straight face while telling a lie. If I could, I would already be Musk-level rich by bilking these idiots for their last 15 cents. They will fall for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanything.

Asmongold #wingnut #dunning-kruger #psycho

Babylon oh Babalyon #sexist #psycho

William S. Burroughs' writing talent has certainly declined since he died.

Jacob Chansley #wingnut #conspiracy #magick #god-complex

@Bastethotep #238452

Yep, pretty much the same idea all the way back to cash-strapped Roman emperors, desperate to pay the legions, debasing the solidus for a quick infusion of cash ... then again to keep up with resulting inflation, and so on.
It can work once, if you're not too greedy, and can resist the pressures to do it again. But it's not a panacea.

@TatersForever5481 #238448

There *is* actually a not-totally-nuts argument that since currency, and therefore monetary debts, are based on assertions of value ("full faith and credit") rather than anything practically quantifiable, the U.S. could theoretically issue a bill (or coin) in an enormous denomination and declare its debt thereby repaid. Legally it could work but would probably create a crisis of confidence in the seriousness of U.S. monetary policy and thus spark rampant inflation, causing as many problems as it would solve.

Number 3: Your god's "design" is just a piece of paper.