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Spud #fundie

“You must distinguish between inanimate and animate matter, though. In no sense can inanimate matter be thought of as part of a being.”
One of my tooth implants is rooted in the jawbone of a dead guy. They called it ‘human cadaver tissue’ when they surgically installed it and then screwed a tooth into it. It’s inanimate matter and it’s part of my jaw, now.
I also have a 3D printed bone in my thumb. I amaze my granddaughter by making the Steve Austin sound effect whenever I pick up anything with that hand.
The lens in both of my eyes were surgically implanted plastic.
I have several fillings of inanimate matter in my teeth.

“The universe is structured I'm a way that points to God.”
Then there’s no point in faith if everything proves Him, huh?

“We think of prayers as going 'upwards' as if God was above us, for example.”
That’s a direct result of the Bible describing the sky as solid and God living above it. Walking around on top of it.
That’s a social convention, not a trait of the universe.

“For me that's either a sign that we and the universe are designed, or its a giant coincidence.”
Neither. Purely propaganda and poetic license.

“Or another example is the moon appearing to be exactly the same size as the sun - an eclipse can move us to examine our thoughts and actions, etc.”
Huh? You mean like the old Jungle movies where the explorer predicts an eclipse and the villagers freak the fuck out?

cieralovesantonio #fundie

“oh ok. i just never heard a hospital ask me my religion.”
Every single time i’ve been admitted, they asked if i wanted visitors, if i wanted them to allow calls to my room, and if i wanted religious advisors to visit.
I said no to the religious advisors, but if i had said yes, they’d have asked which flavor of chaplain I wanted.
They also ask if the worst should happen, do I have a DNR on file. I say no, because i haven’t finished all my LEGO sets, yet.

“i thought they would persecute me once i got there.”
A fantasy many modern Christains salivate over, the hope that they’ll be called upon to martyrdom. Not likely to happen unless Trump decides that only two flavors of religion get 1st Amendment protection and his pet Supreme Court rogers up to that.

“ok im ok now. god bless thanks all”
You’ve been okay for the last 250 years, doofwaddle.

tleemishima & Blake4014 #fundie

“Then why does the percentage of people that hold some sort of belief in a deity or spiritual realm far outweigh those who do not?”
Because like McDonald’s, they get them while they’re young and their minds are defenseless. Seriously. I’ve see some of you argue for your position, and it’s sad. You kind of remember an argument you saw one time, but you didn’t really understand it, so you can’t quite replicate it.
Or you make shit up. One person, when asked how humans survived after the flood, pointed out that there were 14 cattle taken aboard the ark, so after they got off, the humans had 14 cows to get milk from. These are the people fluffing up your numbers for a ‘argument from popularity.’

“Before the 19th century there was hardly such a thing as atheism.”
Well, we didn’t get much press, but we certainly existed through history.

“Has most of the world been total dupes up until the "glorious enlightenment" period of the late 19th century when the ideas of Sigmund Freud, Friedrich Nietzsche, and Charles Darwin were popularized?”
Oh, what a fucking idiot.
Nietzsche didn’t promote atheism. By ‘God is dead’ he meant that the FEAR of god is dead. No one behaved by trying not to anger God. No one feared his wrath.
And Darwin did NOT promote atheism. Evolution is just a science of what happened, it has no stance on whether or not God exists. That’s just a connotation you people add to it because you don’t understand it.

Wyatt #fundie

“God cannot lie.”
So, prophets speak the truths that God provides them.
That’s what prophets do, speak for God.
False prophets might say things that are not true because they’re not actually inspired by God.
God, however, has said that if a true prophet speaks an untruth, then it’s because God deceived that prophet.
Believers will fall all over themselves trying to insist that God telling untruths to prophets is not lying, but what the fuck else can you call it?
Your god lies, by ihis own admission.

yipmun #fundie

“Look at all the countries who have been open to Islam”
That would include the US. We’re open to Muslims, and Islam.
Which is why we’re not deporting them.

We’re about 1% Muslim. You have to decide if 1% is significant. If it’s not, we’re not really at much risk of those problems, are we:
If it is, then why haven’t we faced those problems?
Pick a fucking lane.

C.T. #wingnut #racist #psycho

“Yes: we priests are premature births of a future yet to be verified:”
I don’t think ‘verified’ makes any sense as the verb, here.
Realized, maybe. Forced could work. Right now, it’s fantasized.

“a future whose arrival is uncertain,”
Oh, not that. I mean, it’s unreal, unlawful, unconstitutional, racist, fantastic in the ’that’s a fantasy’ way, and amazingly entitled. So far more unlikely than ‘uncertain.’

“ but which I will strive to bring about through my work (that’s why I named the publishing house I hope to found Daybreak)”
Strive. Sure. Do everything in your power to have people put to death just for angering you, no sort of right of representation or due process. Because you’re the wave of the fooooture.

Candace Owens #conspiracy

“Now would be the time for parents to bring these issues before the Supreme Court.”
In 1905 the Supreme Court judged in favor of Massachusetts in “Jacobsen vs. Massachusetts.” Th e issue was a law where the state forcefully vaccinated people against their will. Not just mandated that you participate, they could hold you down and stick you.
The court agreed that an individual’s liberty was not infinite if it threatened society around him. Anyone who benefits from being in a society has a duty to that society.
Not a string you really want to tug on to see what comes out.
The state can not only not register your unvaccinated child for school, they have the legal standing to come into your home and vaccinate all your dumb asses.

mylifeistrash #psycho

“Most really short and or ugly men are legitimate insane from a lifetime of abuse”
But you incels also claim that you and you alone are capable of seeing THE TRUTHINESS of modern society. Which is the blackpill, which does support THIS claim, anyway.

“Normies aren't too far off base from being afraid of these guys. It's like a dog that's been kicked and abused its whole life. It can easily snap and attack at any moment.”
Impotent snaps and way, way-off target attacks.
We’re not afraid of you, just leery.

“When you're too short / ugly, you'll never even get basic respect you'd get just from walking around in a grocery store. Nasty looks everywhere you go. Other men treat you like a child.”
Heh. An incel thinks that basic respect is the norm?
But you name-call EVERYONE.

“Unfortunately, for men to be normal or tall, there has to be a short/ugly class of men who are born to suffer.”
Well, if you think everything is on a bell curve, then so is suffering. So, in order for someone to have their nails torn out with pliers and their teeth cracked with a hammer, someone has to be undatable… You’re doing your part for the world’s torturers.

“Society needs an incel class of men to look down upon so they have something to compare other men to.”
But that’s just it. Whoever’s at the bottom will be the bottom. We don’t NEED misogynistic sexist entitled rape apologists. We could just have a ‘class’ of people who only bathe once a month to judge all other men against.

CapnBarbosa #fundie

“Not to get off subject, but our lack of knowledge concerning gravity (and time for that matter) has always irked me.”
What a weird position to have…

“Shouldn't we know the MOST about the simpler things, and worry about the more complex later?”
Exactly how does that work? An apple falls on Newton’s head and he says, “NO! I can’t invent gravity, i need to finish my four-color map theory!”
ANd how do you measure simple/complex things for simplicity and complexity?
How do you write a research proposal so that the funding department would know which research is promising in a simple matter and which will only scratch the surface of a complex one?
Would this also apply to forensics? Can’t research the complicated murders until all the simple ones are solved?

“I mean, I have yet to hear a good explanation for particle/wave duality and if we don't even know what we're made of- sheeesh Why worry about DNA if you can't even agree on a good definition for light/energy or something "simple" like a dimension.”
OOOOOOH! I didn’t realize you were insane.
Thinking that something being a wave and a particle at the same time is simpler than chemicals that construct an organism to replicate its parents…. Wow.

Travis Prescott #fundie

“I don't understand how people can be for women's and gay's rights but at the same time love and support Islam.”
Yes, it makes no sense to you.
You love and support Christainity. And only Christainity. And only your flavor of Christainity. You would prefer that it was the only religion in the country. Your ‘support’ is to feel that we should stamp out anything that isn’t part of your religion. Which is fine, you’re free to have fascist fantasies.
But you cannot understand any other position as being basically different.
YOU want to stamp out Islam. And we say, “No, 1st Amendment says they have a right to be muslims in this country.” You just cannot brain the idea that anyone would say that unless they love and support Islam, and support it becoming the one and only religion of the country. Same way you ‘support’ christainity.

However.
We support your RIGHT to be christain, without supporting your goal of total Christain Nationalism.
We support their RIGHT to be muslims, without supporting any goals of their total takeover.
We support women’s rights and gay rights because their citizens of this country, not because this country needs to be ruled by a particular religion that’s hostile to those rights.
You will not understand this because you’re not open to strange ideas.

anonymous #fundie

“All of the Atheists, who have no standard of truth, morality, and good,”
As atheists, we don’t think that YOUR standard of truth, morality, or good is anything but man-made.
So we have the same source of truths, morals, goodness. Man. Group think.
We just don’t pretend it’s divinely sourced.

“complain because this woman teachers her child she isn't "good".”
Teacher isn’t a verb. What are you even trying to say?

“Get over it, whiners.”
Why? Because you’re a credulous, superstitious idiot?
Ummmmmmmmmmm… No.

RandomID82 #fundie

“How Sad must Atheists be on Christmas.”
You’re projecting and rather smugly. I don’t believe you’re entirely honest about your sympathy, here.
Also, you’re wrong. Saturnalia, Winter Solstice, Christmas, all great fun.

“Watching all the Christians running around happy, giving gifts to their family members,”
You know, suicidal people tend NOT to kill themselves at Christmas? Sure, some do, and they get a LOT of press. But I worked the Suicide Hotline, and the number of calls go down at Christmas. Not because people become happy, but because the suicidal people fit right in. Everything’s grey. Everyone’s stressed. There’s gifts to buy, gifts to mail, cookies to make, parties to get to, exchanges to address. Everything’s cold. Everyone’s stomping through slush. Including the christains swearing at their cars to start god damn it, you had a new battery just six years ago!
We’re no happier or sadder than you fuckers are this time of year.

“singing religious carols...”
When’s the last time you actually sang? And did you listen to the words?
A lot of carols are just songs about snow and sleighbells. No Christmas or religion. It’s just the only time the radio or the stores play them is a christmas time. I especially like hearing ‘Hallelujah’ at Christmas. It’s just a song about a Jewish Kid getting laid.

“oh, and running around happy (didn't I mention the happy part [[giveup]] )”
Stressed, trying to remember how many Christmas cards your kid needs for school, how many cookies the other one needs, how to get letters to Santa Claus… Yeah, you’re SO much more happy than I am.

“Atheism is an ideology of cynicism and depressed skepticism...”
No. I just don’t find your goduments all that convincing.

“does it get to you guys at all, watching people being optimistic and loving life [[smile]]”
Why would it? I’m optimistic and i love life. You don’t have the franchise on that.

“Oh, and for Atheists that do bring themselves to celebrate Christmas, how empty do you guys feel, just giving gifts without any meaning...”
How hypocritical do YOU feel, giving gifts on a made-up Christain holiday stolen from the pagans?
How stupid do you feel that your Nativity has the 3 Magi who were not there, and didn’t find Jesus until the boy was 2 years old?

"completely disassociated with the spirit of the season.”
The spirit of the season is Saturnalia. Shepherds sleep with their flocks in spring, when the lambs come. Your own account of Jesus’ birth says it wasn’t in December.

“I pity Atheists really [[no]]”
Oh, so shocking to be trolled by a lying Christophile.

cheree K #fundie

“Atheists are murderers”
I made it through the entire 20 year military service without taking a human life, not once. On the same hand, I have killed all the humans I want or intend to.

“and sexual deviants.”
Heh. I’m so vanilla I need mascara to call myself white.

“You are so right.”
Nevermind what God says about fools. What does your God say about lying liars?

Rob Schneider #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut

My corporate bosses encourage us to use AI to write procedures and descriptive text and checklists. It’s suggested. If it’s ever required, I’ll retire that day.

I mean, these are the same people that fired so many of our editors because they thought that we could just use spell-checker and grammar programs instead. Now the lines for the remaining editors are measured in days, and it’s not because they’re out getting a pedicure…

theophilus #fundie

“The theory was not arrived at as the only reasonable explanation for the evidence; indeed much of the 'evidence' did not exist when the Greeks first came up with the idea.”
That’s a non sequitur.
In a well-written police drama, the suspect changes over time as new evidence is collected. That heightens the tension, so if you only have 10% of the evidence you’ll end up with, your suspect is more than likely not the perpetrator.
In real life, however, cops tend to form conclusions from the first clue. Then they just keep adding clues until the prosecutor feels that he can convince a jury of the guilt of their initial suspect.
Whether or not the evidence was observed at the start doesn’t detract from the Greeks’ conclusion. It just keeps getting fitted into the theory.

Lisa Magnooty #fundie

“I can state that after having been involved in the issue for more than 35 years,”
I’m guessing you were home schooled, and so are your children.
Because these days, standardized testing doesn’t really allow you that much freedom to teach whatever the hell you want. Not in schools, anyway.

Jubilee on Earth #fundie

Hey, if God is omnibenevolent, then there’s nothing more important to Him than reducing suffering.
And any person in Hell faces an infinite amount of suffering.
Logically, if an omnibenevolent could do anything to prevent people from going to Hell, he would HAVE to take that action.
So, he’s have, HAVE to forgive everyone for their life on Earth and any sins they committed.
THe usual objections to this logic involve justice, and laws, and promises, and stuff. But, again, none of it can be more important to God than reducing suffering. And you can’t even pretend that he can stop seeing the suffering in Hell, because he’s OMNISCIENT!

So, yeah, you don’t want to share Heaven and Salvation with ALL of God’s children, it makes you less special. But it just doesn’t hold up to scrutiny.

bevets #racist

“Evolutionism is the tinfoil hat atheists wear to keep God out of their brainwaves.”

But plenty of Theistic Evolutionists accept evolution AND God in their brains. Because evolution, like every science, is not atheistic. It’s just secular. It has no position on the existence of the supernatural.
So it’d be pretty useless to use science as a god-repellant, no?
But we all drive cars. Because the Bible says your God is helpless against iron chariots. So we’re safe.

Medcel #sexist

“Some here call all non-virgin women roasties,”
And wonder why no woman wants to touch them…

“but my personal limit for previous sexual partners is 2 (like high school and college bfs or whatever), after that its roastie territory.”
And what an entitled little misogynist you are, too!
I never had a limit. The key point, to me, is ‘previous.’ THey left that other guy(s), and ended up with me. It was all good, in my mind.

“Anyway, picture this. When you got your driver's license the first car you had was a Toyota, and as you get a bit older you realize you're rich and start to drive Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Mercedes-Benz and other nice cars, and maybe the occasional Toyota during a bad financial year, and you switch cars every couple months or years.”
You ride the bus, I take it. Watching cars go by the window…

“But when you hit 30 your money starts running out, and you can't afford these nice cars anymore.”
This is the reason i drive a car until well after it’s paid off. So i can afford the next one.
How is this connected to girlfriends?

“Now you are stuck driving a Toyota for the rest of your life. How would you feel?”
Like I could afford a car.

“If someone offered you an opportunity to drive a Ferrari for a weekend, would you take it or refuse?”
I would refuse. But not because I’ve made a commitment for life to my Honda.
I’m not insured to drive a Ferrari around this city.
And I hate getting in and out of sports cars.

“If a roastie has fucked numerous guys, there sure as hell will be someone there who was better looking than me, had a bigger dick, more successful etc. your proverbial Ferrari or BMW.”
Oh. I thought the girlfriend was the Ferrari. Or the Toyota.
I honestly don’t care how tall or sexy or rich her previous boyfriends were, she’s not with them any more.

“She will always be fantasizing about her time getting spitroasted by Chad Thundercock and Tyrone Monsterdick.”
No, sweetie. YOU fantasize about her being spit-roasted.
I’m far more secure in my manhood.

“She will always wonder what life would have been like if she'd only married Bruce Bankerfuck. I would know FOR SURE that I am her nth choice.”
But she chose you. At least in this hypothetical fantasy of yours.
You should concentrate on being chosen, not on how far down the page you were.

“Also if someone has hooked up with so many people, there will be less mental barriers and more mental incentives for her to dump me or cheat on me.”
You just cannot allow yourself to be happy, even in a fucking thought experiment, can you?

“That's why I could only marry someone who has had limited sexual partners, preferably a virgin.”
HAHAHAHA! Beggars listing their choices.

“Because it would be better for both parties, marriages where the partner has had one or less previous sexual partner are MUCH more stable.”
Nope. Real world says you’re an idiot.
I’ve seen SO MANY people marry their high school sweetheart, THEN grow up. And grow apart.
Marriages between grown-ups last longer, however they got there.
Take it from someone who’s been married for almost 40 years.

Jessica73 #fundie

“Urinal scenes in movies,”
We’re in God’s image, doesn’t He urinate?

“pregnant/abortion barbie dolls,”
Isn’t the entire position of the Right that women should be getting pregnant, not having careers like the other Barbie iterations? What the fuck is the problem?
And taking the baby out isn’t an abortion unless the girl playing wants it to be.
Most abortions occur before the woman is ‘showing,’ so the girl can have pretty much any Barbie doll go see Abortion Doctor Barbie if she wants…

“rainbow flags,”
Yes, please… I actually encourage banning this. SO MANY nurseries are decorated with Noah’s Ark, cutesy animals, and the rainbow. Everyone asked why we didn’t surround OUR children with the greatest act of genocide ever imagined. TAKE ’EM ALL DOWN!

“and evolution are all exactly the kind of filth that myself and other concerned Christian moms are working hard to abolish.”
Kinda hard to see how the solid science behind biology is ‘filth,’ but you do you, you reactionary, selfish, unlettered bitch.

Rob Schneider #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut

Can you cite any place where the person SAYING climate change is a threat to human existence is the same person dedicating the output of 1.34 coal plants to an AI center?
OR is it the same people profiting from ignoring climate change in the before time as now? Might put a little bit of a framework on your shallow, knee-jerk comparison, there.

DontPanic #racist

I remember that we covered the Slave South in 6th Grade.
Everyone around me saying, “If I’d been a slave owner back then, I’d have freed all my slaves.” Which is bullshit, but the point was that we learned about a bad thing that some people had done, with whites on the bad side, and didn’t identify with them. Probably teach the same class today and some kids’ parents will scream about anti-white indoctrination.
Which just tells me they identify with the slave owners a little too much…

Matt Walsh #transphobia #wingnut

martryn #fundie

“How would you feel if we started making fun of your mother, or your siblings, or your girlfriend?”
I dunno. Did they do anything funny?
Are you making fun of them because THEY deserve it?
OR are you making fun of them because you think _I_ deserve it?
Because if it’s the second, that’s just silly. If you call my sister fat and she is, that’s not much of an insult. If she isn’t, then it’s even less of an insult. And if you don’t know, but you’re trying to rile ME up, you’re just a bully.

“God, and Jesus, and the Virgin Mary are all exponentially more important to us”
But I don’t question God, Jesus, Mary, in an attempt to rile you up.
God’s a bloodthirsty, sexist, vengeful cunt and I can point to scripture to support it. I don’t point to your veneration.
You’re just taking this personally as an emotional problem you have, not me.

The Real Christian #fundie

“People that want gay marriage and say it won;t ruin marriage?
Same Sex Marriage won’t ruin marriage because the people that want it want marriage as it stands. THe partnership, the joining of estates, the privileges, the precedents. They can’t afford for it to ruin ‘marriage.’

“I think it will impact my ability to train my child in the way I think I should.”
That’s not a function of marriage.

“I doubt this is terribly important to you, but it is a Biblical imperative for parents.”
1st Amendment guarantees your right to pass your bigotry down to your offspring. Unless your spouse divorces you and gets a restraining order…

“Honestly, I just think it's a sad end to a road for a nation with a distinctly Christian heritage to take.”
It’s not the end, doomsayer. Just the next step.

“I will not debate our heritage with you, I know I am right.”
Meh. You don’t dare debate anyone with the facts.

“And if you wish to have proof, you may investigate the preamble or earliest clauses to every single state constitution”
That’s not proof of the nation’s heritage, dimwit. Read the Constitution of the NATION you fucking moron.

“non-believers That say i am stupid guess what . I am secure in my intellect and my sanity.”
Secure? Doesn’t mean you’re not stupid.

“I'm old enough to recall a much nicer America and I bleed for our children. I'm sorry you are just too "sane" to give a rip about our kids and their futures.”
I want gays to have rights exactly because i ‘give a rip’ about our kids.

“And I think my rights as a Christian came before any rights anyone had to have sex with someone of the same sex in the US, and for you to call me a bigot makes YOU a bigot. lol”
But even if I am, you’re still a bigot. Har dee harr harrrrr.
And a lot of what you think of as ‘rights’ as a Christain are just privileges to discriminate. Not guaranteed rights. So fuck off with your merry self.

“and those that say that sepration of church and state i sin the the constitution why don't you FIND "Separation of Church and State in the US Consitution." lol”
Okay.
You do know that the Supreme Court’s decisions ARE part of the Constitution, right?
Pretty much like a footnote to the articles or amendments, telling us what they mean.

“YOU CANNOT.”
I certainly can.

“Of course, you refer to the Establishment Clause in the 1st Amendment,”
No, sweetie, i refer to the SCOTUS decision that amplifies the 1st Amendment.

“but you never bother to refer to the freedom to practice religion in that same amendment,”
THat’s the exact point of Church/state separation.
IIRC one of the first lawsuits to use this was Catholic parents who were upset that their kids were being taught a Baptist prayer at school. They were not free to practice their religion.

“or the fact that this is a Christian nation.”
Not even close.

“lol I am an attorney,”
Who cannot spell ‘separation’ twice the same way…

HueHueBr #crackpot #sexist

“[Blackpill] It is virtually impossible for a normie and absolutely impossible for a foid to understand blackpill.”
A belief that NOTHING is your fault, everything can be blamed on women, and a tendency to lash out in impotent anger? What’s to understand?

“In this topic I will try to prove that it is absolutely pointless to discuss blackpill with normies.”
Was it Einstein who said, ;if you don’t understand something well enough to explain it, you just don’t understand it.’?
Which makes a lot of sense, you guys’ attachment to the blackpill is mostly emotional, not logic. You just rationalize the shit out of it afterwards.

“For you to understand an individual's problems, the first requirement is that you have the empathy to put yourself in their shoes.”
To understand it? No, that’s not true. To empathize, maybe. Or to sympathize. But not to understand it.

“And here the normies will fail miserably. Natural instincts tell them that weak individuals like us must be expelled from the group, making us capable of arousing nothing but pure hatred. Their only wish for us is to see our death.”
That’s silly. We’ve all been the misfit at some time or another. The New Kid, the weird kid, the Other, the outlier. There’s always a group we’re not a part of. We just don’t get psychotic about it, and you guys do.
It’s not a natural instinct because you’re ugly, it’s a conclusion based on just how fucking evil you’re willing to become in order to exact what you think of as revenge.

“In the case of foids, it's even worse, because, besides foids having zero empathy for any individual other than another foid, children and chads, their IQ is not enough to understand some concepts. In fact, even low IQ incels have a hard time understanding blackpill in its entirety.”
Uh huh.. You’re so much smarter than the women you repel.

“The only exception to this rule is MGTOW normies,”
That’s an oxymoron.

“and even in their case, only after decades of indoctrination and a high enough IQ. Once they have been forced to study female behavior and all the social changes brought about by feminism, they can understand the incel phenomenon and some of them may feel genuine empathy for us.”
Dude. You’re not attractive. Women who can choose do not choose you. This is not a new phenomenon. If everyone reproduced, then there would be no competition for mates.

ccnuggie #fundie

“but hating gays is not homophobic...a phobia is a fear of something”
Actually, you should look it up.
A ‘-phobia’ is an irrational hatred or fear of something.

“if you hate bananas, you're not bananaphobic”
It’s one thing if you dislike the flavor of a banana.
If you actually hate banana for an irrational reason such as your belief in the banana/Carmen Miranda conspiracy, that’s a phobia.

michaelmonfre #fundie

“I Also Have Had A Dream Of Looking At A Porn Site In The Computer And A Bear Out Of The Computer Mauled Me. Interpretation: Pornograpy Will Maul You”
Kind of cheesy, isn’t it? Did this really happen or are you sermonizing?

Bears in dreams signify power, resilience, and solitude. If this really happened to you, you might interpret it:
Solitude is easy, you typically watch porn alone.
Resilience would mean you’re not harmed by porn, at least not in excess of your ability to heal. That would depend on whether or not you accept porn’s characterizations as true. Thinking that a copier-technician will show up within ten minutes of a failure can kind of ruin you for real life in America.
And power. Porn, and anything else online, has no more power over you than you’re willing to give it. Porn says all women want the big cock, you can choose not to be jealous with your smaller equipment. Porn says all women are lesbians, you can actually take your partner’s word for it. That sort of thing.

purrrrfectionist #fundie

“Creation and the Bible; Adam and Eve. Ask your self this, if we evolved from Apes (we didn't of course) why then do women get pregnant and have babies, why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human.”
Were you dropped on the head as a kid or is this because of illicit drugs?
Evolution does not work that way.
The difference between monkeys and apes doesn’t work that way.
The paperwork to adopt an animal at the zoo is murderous.

“Do you see how ridiculous this sounds.”
Do you know anything about grammar? Hint? Hint?

“The Bible explains creation and how people and plant and animals multiply."
No, it really does not. It lists creation, but doesn’t explain anything.

“It even explains why women go through so much pain just to have a baby.”
Again, that’s not explained, just blamed.
Welcome to our country, we speak English, here.

Matt Clark #fundie

“get this my school has a club called the gay straight allience”
Promoting equal rights for all, i suspect?

“but when marine recruiter try and come to my school they are kicked off the property”
So, 17 years ago, 2009? DADT was still a thing?
And we were at war? Fighting for equal rights for oil companies?
Cannot imagine why the school would put the kibosh on that…

“and when i try and start my own club orginally called FAG (friends against gays)”
Against gays? So, not even pretending you wanted equal rights for all… Yeah, that’s not comparable to the first group, it’s the opposite.

" i said it's discrimination”
Genius, tolerance is not a religious ideology, it’s an offer. A transaction.
We’d like to tolerate every sexuality, you only want to tolerate a very few. We don’t have to tolerate your intolerance.

“and is disrupbting my right to a peaceful assembly”
But you don’t have a right to a bigoted assembly on school grounds.

Knight4Him #fundie

“Have you ever considered the complexity of the human eyeball?”
Yes, a few times.

“It's an absolute miracle how two cells, once united, become specialized and develop into the various components that make up blood, lymph, skin cells, bone cells, nerve cells, etc...and form tissues and organs that all have complex functions that work together and form the human body... insects, amphibians, reptiles, mammals, fish...”
Do you know how to sentence?
Okay, so you’re overimpressed with complexity.
But you cannot PROVE that it requires intelligence, as opposed to a straightforward collection of traits that work.

“and then there are plants and trees, different types of soil,”
Yes, different geologic processes make different soils and plants adapt to grow in a range of them.

“the sun is the perfect distance from the Earth..”
This is such a stupid claim. The Earth’s distance from the son varies by 3 million miles over the course of the year.

“any closer we'd burn...”
It’s three degrees outside, and the Earth is just about at the closest point of approach to the sun that it reaches.

“any further, we'd freeze.”
July 4th, we’re the furthest from the sun.

“The planets are in perfect rotation..."
Except for the one between Mars and Jupiter…

“Believing in God a fairytale?”
Yes.

“It takes a greater leap of faith to think these things just happened.”
Except I don’t think they just ‘happened.’ you don’t know enough about my understanding to criticize it, much less mock it.

Mazakena #fundie #homophobia

@Creativerealms #248607

Exactly. The bible does say if you’re a good Christain, then you can’t even sin. Maybe God should have put a Church in the Garden first.

Vakhgala #homophobia #fundie

“The difference is that infertile people cant choose if they are fertile or not,”
I suspect this is a response to why gays shouldn’t marry? Because marriage is supposed to produce kids?
That’s still not an excuse for infertile people to subvert the purpose of marriage. We don’t give driver’s licenses to people who are just not capable of driving safely.

“meanwhile in homosexuality you can clearly choose (to control) your sexual orientation.”
I’m straight. I’m extremely straight, cishet, cisgendered, and happily married. If the tables were turned and I was supposed to be or turn gay, I take one look at my wife and wonder how in the fuck I’m supposed to control my orientation.
I control my urges. I don’t chase other women. I chase her, but i take no for an answer (No, back off, not now, how did you get in here, all of that).
But i still really, really want her.

“When you control it, homosexual tendecies get quieter and quieter, until you dont have them anymore, even psychology says this.”
Got a cite?
I can kind of imagine going monastic, and not dwelling on my urges until the body gives up trying to influence me, but i really doubt that they go away…

“This applies for all sins.”
How about lying? If you give up lying do you stop feeling the need to lie for Jesus?

“I get it, you cant choose your sexual orientation, but you can CONTROL it and when you ignore and pray about those tendencies they will dissapear, simple as that...”
I get it. You’re not gay. You prayed that God never give you homosexual urges and you don’t have any. Yay for you. Don’t project your bullshit onto everyone else…

Mazakena #fundie #homophobia

“I'm not going to argue with you over this,”
Because you have certainty, but not a supportable argument.

“but God created the world in perfection, and the sin of man has slowly eroded and destroyed the earth,”
THen it wasn’t all THAT perfect, was it?
If i design a powerpoint and it’s perfect, but it doesn’t convey the information i want my students to have, i can’t blame the students…
GOD could, but I’m too honest with myself.

“homosexuality is an evil and an example of how sin has destroyed the earth,”
If it was out to destroy the Earth, wouldn’t it be contagious? Say, 10% of the population in the 1970s, 20% in 1980, 40% by 1995, and so on?

“and even not from a biblical point of view, homos can't have kids, so not very natural, and they have the same body parts sooo....”
But gays DO have kids. They used to have a LOT of kids when they were all in the closet. There was a big coming-out in the 70s, wives and kids finding out Daddy wasn’t as straight as he tried to pretend…

Rom831 #fundie

CC users #sexist #crackpot

“> And how exactly do you plan on accomplishing that? Maybe you haven't noticed, but men are bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and naturally better fighters than women.”
I’m going to guess you never volunteered at an old folks home. They get talking, they reveal all sorts of felonies. Stuff like, back when it was difficult for women to get a divorce, they got rid of abusing husbands with gravity.
Guy comes home, gets drunk, falls down a flight of stairs, and is found with a broken neck. Back in the day, nothing much in the way of forensics to tell the cops if the alcohol was complicated by a few sleeping pills in the meatloaf, if the bottom of the stairs was quite where he’d come to rest the first time he fell, or exactly when the neck got broken during of after the fall...
But yes, sure, flex your muscles, you manly man, you. No little slip of a gel could harm your dumb ass, no.

Scarlets79 #fundie

“absolute rubbish
just in Wales, a recent study found that faith adds £100m net to the economy
projecting across UK this would amount to about £2bn”
I have to wonder how much that’d be in the US, and how much of that would be from court fines and settlements…

“so if you atheists think faith is so harmful and want to get rid of it, explain where you will find the £2bn from?”
Well, if we got rid of religion, everyone who tithes would have some disposable money to spread around.
Lot of land available for developing. Buy/sell. Tax.

"you guys are so brainwashed by the tripe of dawkins etc. that you are blinded by his articulate ignorance”
Funny, tho, i don’t listen to Dawkins, whether it’s tripe or not.
Is that the only influential atheist you can identify?

Bajingo #fundie

“Nowadays it's not unusual for athiest to adopt children or even be parents themselfs.”
No, it’s not. I have three kids.

“As recently as the 1970s we made sure that children had a right to God,”
A right to a particular religion? No, that doesn’t sound American.

“and banned athiest ppl from indoctrinating children from orphanges etc.”
That doesn’t sound legal.
Maybe it was the policy of catholic adoption agencies, but it’s not a law or anything.

“Should we stop down on athiest 'adoptions' more theses days?”
What’s this ‘we’ shit white man?

“Or is more wordly better in the long run, even if children get a bad un-Christian start?”
Dude, it’s not a Christain country, you don’t own the adoption industry, you don’t own anyone else’s child. Shut the fuck up.

Cheeriohero #fundie

“If you read history you would know that science is just a theory with no evidence to base its assumtions on in the first place...”
But if you read SCIENCE, they tell you what they know and how they know it. They list the evidence they’ve collected so you can make an educated criticism, not just a stupid denial.

Mina #fundie

“If we let homosexuality slide because it is a sexual orientation that a person doesn't choose, then obviously the next step is to acknowledge that pedophilia is also a sexual orientation (because pedophiles don't choose who they are attracted to, they just are). You can't pick and choose which disorder is okay and which isn't.”
If their sexuality involves consensual sex with other adults, it doesn’t cause harm.
If their sexuality involves sex with non-adults who cannot consent, it’s at the very least a risk of harm.
So we CAN pick harm/no-harm as a distinction.

“Then you have all of these people talking about lowering the age of consent. If a two year old can somehow understand what it means to be a male or female (obviously they cannot), then why couldn't a 12 year old choose to have sex?"
How in the name of fuck do you connect those dots?
There’s a reason we don’t let 12-year olds sign contracts to buy a car or get a mortgage. They’re not ready for those. And no one is supporting sex-change surgery on minors, either. You just lump everything together and think it’s progressive, don’t you?

“To a person with a halfway decent understanding of right and wrong, this is obviously not okay.”
UNDERSTANDING? THat takes out most Christains. The Bible doesn’t really explain morals as much as just list prohibited actions. Tells you how to keep slaves, but not how to know it’s okay or not.

“It's a slippery slope whether people want to admit it or not.”
You’re in a parking lot crying about the slope. It’s not a slope.

“You tell two men they can get married, and you're eventually going to make exceptions for the throuple that wants to get married.”
Same sort of arguments were offered for why we shouldn’t allow interracial marriage. But note that the existance of such marriages did not in any way make same-sex marriages easier to legislate.

“It's ridiculous, and it isn't going to get better any time soon.”
Whine away, chicken little.

“We wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feeeeeelings.... I hope you can read the disgust and sarcasm in my words.”
Just pathetic self-importance and watching your position erode into irrelevance.

Wyatt's Torch #fundie

“…a very offensive, hate-speech term. So I call you faggot…”
So, you have very situational ethics.
Your morality is no better than anyone next to you.
Which is fine, really, terribly Christain, just don’t pretend you have superior morals when all you have is reactionary standards.

Johnno #fundie

“Actually with respect to the Galileo Affair, it was indeed within the Church's competency to judge because the topic touched upon Sacred Scripture and the Church Fathers directly.”
Actually, the Church authorities agreed with Galileo, the evidence was strong. They just wanted time to figure out how to shift the church’s position and claim that that had ALWAYS been the official position.

“And the Church was right and Galileo was wrong. Science cannot prove the Earth is moving through space.”
It’s just the best explanation we have for the evidence we have collected, that’s all. Of course, that’s all ANY science has. Not proof, nothing’s proven except in Math and Courtroom Dramas.

“Every experiment ended up telling them that the Earth was not moving.”
Like the bomb experts who told Truman the A-bomb would never work?

“So the establishment, unwilling to admit the Holy Inquisition and 16th Century Church were right,”
Completely wrong.

“And now Relativity continues to be untenable and only creates more nonsense.”
Then why does GPS not work unless we program relativity into the assessments?
You not understanding something is not an argument that it’s in error.

John81 #fundie

“ Families who do not like homeschoolers can make an anonymous phone call to the child abuse hotline and fabricate abuse stories about homeschoolers.”
That must depend on the state. Where I answered the phones for the crisis center, they could not kick down doors without a name on the complaint. So if they showed up and found no evidence of abuse, they could contact the complainer and see if there was any evidence they could use.
Or you’re lying.

Dr. Peter Kreeft #fundie

“17. The Argument from Aesthetic Experience

There is the music of Johann Sebastian Bach.”
JS Bach was a composer trying to write music that was pleasing to the humans around him. He succeeded. This is not a miracle.

“Therefore there must be a God.”
I believe you’re claiming that only a god can explain our appreciation of beauty. You would need only some sort of evidence that this is true. Some reason to think that we can’t explain it as a function or side-effect of evolution.

leigh #fundie

“Ask a nurse about watching an unbeliever die, there are some horrific accounts of famous atheists screaming about the fire and burning, during the last hours of their lives.”
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah, that’s not dead people reporting on the afterlife, though.
That’s frightened people in this life having a fantasy.
Seriously, if God wanted to give us a preview of the afterlife, why not do it a week before death, so we have a chance to get our affairs in order? And convert, baptized in the right church, or whatever?
If you wait until the deathbed, that’s just as bad as not getting any proof until after death.

“I don't believe this is a desirable way to die,”
How many ways to die to you think are desirable?
I mean, death by snu-snu is possible, but not too many others.

“even if there was no afterlife as you suppose.”
Weird, then, that it’s unbelievers who have these visions, and not believers who are just in the wrong religion. I mean, imagine if everyone screamed about the fire, except dying Mormons? Or dying TechnoBaptists?

“Doing the right thing and looking out for your neighbour is a lifestyle most people adapt anyway, so why is it such a stretch to worship God as Creator?”
Okay, so, last month, I found a birthday card in the street by our mailbox. I picked it up, wondering if there was any money in it. I could use $5 or whatever, if there was no way to track down the actual owner.
But what was inside was $100 cash. Luckily my wife recognized one of the names and I went to a neighbor’s house and asked if they had lost anything recently. They identified the card and I gave them back their money. That’s looking out for neighbors.
If the card had been addressed to The Lord God, I’d have kept the money. I have no such neighbor.

BoltzmanOscillate #sexist

“1. I tried playing the friendly friend game:”
No, you did not. You pretended at friend until you thought you were secure enough to ask for a date. She saw that you were a poser.

“2. I tried the asshole friend approach:”
Again, ‘friend with an agenda’ isn’t friendship.

“3. Cold approach to classmate:”
Same thing, your interest was apparently only a prelude to asking for sex.

“4.asked her on Facebook without not even knowing her."
Why on Earth would you expect this to work?

PolishJames #sexist #crackpot

“Attractive women have beta male fetish

I really don't know why, but young and attractive females, the ones that I saw on Instagram or Twitch, you know "the streamers", only fans creators and fit influencers are always have sissy beta male as a partner."
Ookay, first off, your ideology is that most men are only beta males, right?
Chad is too busy fucking attractive women to pose on these websites. So the ‘average’ looking men are all that are available, in your mythology.

In the real world, it’s not a fetish. But influencers and streamers want to be the center of attention. They wouldn’t seek out a guy that’s hotter than them if they want people tuning in to stare at the girl.
And, I dunno, MAYBE they hope that you’ll see their partner and pay more to watch a woman you idiots think you might have a chance with?

otakucode #psycho #moonbat

“Really? And how do you justify the idea that evolution over millions of years produced a being”
Actually, for most of our evolution, we essentially ate road-kill. We were scavengers without the physical ability to be top predators. I wouldn’t give ‘we evolved to’ too much weight.
And evolution just cares about babies, not power imbalances and lasting psychoses. So, again, not really giving a fuck.

Anonymous #racist

“Femdom porno is getting shitty now, also fuck cuck.”
Actually, feminism is what made porn really hot in the 70s. A big part of porn’s power is the tabboo. Women getting the right to say ‘no’ made women saying ‘yes’ on screen more spicy.
So if Femdom isn’t exciting you, I don’t think it’s the porn that’s getting shitty.
You just can’t stand the idea of a woman being in charge of you.
Fine, great, watch the incest stuff.

“Cuckold porn is disgusting.”
You’ve convinced yourself that cuckoldry is the norm in life, not the tabboo in porn. You’ve done this to yourself.

“I've noticed that in porno sites, the femdom section has been flooded with sadistic trash like cuck and cum eating bullshit. It really used to be better quality, not sure why.”
Again, the sites are seeking the taboo. But you’re too particular about the porn you want to see, and just judge what’s on offer as bad.

“I hope you know who's behind the cuck stuff.”
It’s porn. Money is behind the cuck stuff. So producers watch the hit numbers on everything and skew their product to where the customers are.
YOU see it as a conspiracy, not market-driven.

Vосторг Z #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

Debunk the globe, huh?
What’ll that take?
I mean, consider just how many industries have to be in on the conspiracy.
Makers of globes, maps, atlases, encyclopedias…
Compass producers…
Any navigational aid, for land, air, sea, and space…
Any navigator working on land, air, sea, or space travel…
Any telecommunications that includes one or more satellites…
Any government contractor that makes artillery or long-range missiles that pretend you need to take Earth’s rotation and shape into account to hit the target…
Artillerymen…
Missile techs…
Any astronomer…
Any astrologer…
Any quartermaster…
Anyone operating a pendulum at any museum…
Weathermen…
Weatherdames…
Astronauts…
Balloonists…

Really quick, it becomes apparent that if the globe earth is a lie, then it’s a lie that’s supported by a SHITLOAD of people. None of whom have gone public… More than HALF of the population has got to be in on the conspiracy… Meaning it’s not a conspiracy, it’s the Status Fucking Quo!
WHO ARE WE LYING TO?