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@Malingspann

Laura Wood #fundie #racist #conspiracy #pratt

Arao Would: “There are TWO possiblities about the bad things happening in the world, two:

1: It’s all the work of the Jews, so if anything goes wrong in my life, it’s never my fault!!
2: Sometimes it’s the result of someone carrying out an Evil Plan, at other times it’s something that just happens or someone doesn’t get the result they wanted.

If alternative 2 is true, then if anything goes wrong in my life, it’s at least SOMETIMES my fault!

So alternative 1 it is!!”

Open Minded #wingnut #pratt

~~Open~~ Closed Minded: “A lot of us voted for Trump because the alternative (Harris) was a non-white, female president!”

Kabamur Taygeta #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Wonderful things exist in spite, not because, of moms. The male creates thin fleas he believes may be wonderful, only in attempts to gauge the existential ass madness, the resequence of repuking the gift of awareness bestowed upon him in order to pursue the broliferation. He consents that he must create just enough to note ID and this thing
lies to every app he does. He is not happy in the society he knows, but he can’t not produce it, since it’s all he produces and is too afraid of being irrelevance to change to Lost.

DisMyLik18thAccount #forced-birth #sexist

Päivi Räsänen #fundie #homophobia #dunning-kruger

@TatersForever5481 #252585

Someone asks PR that.

PR(translated from Finnish): “Because it can’t result in BABIES!! DUH!!!”

RedpillDrifter #racist #fundie

Anon #magick #conspiracy

Aero #transphobia #elitist

Aero: “No one is born as the wrong sex/gender, because I refuse to believe that anything I can’t wrap my head around could possibly be true!
Either I get it no problem or it’s untrue!!”

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

The ROOT problem of mankind

As in Wayne Allyn?

Paula White (Spiritual Advisor to Donald Trump) #fundie #wingnut

minnymins32 #sexist #dunning-kruger

This is why women shouldn't ever give men children

minnymins32 thinks all conceptions should happen something like this? From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_According_to_Garp

Jenny Fields is a strong-willed nurse who wants a child but not a husband. A dying ball turret gunner known only as Technical Sergeant Garp, who was severely brain damaged in combat, is admitted to the ICU where Jenny works. She nurses Garp, observing his infantile state and frequent erections. Unconstrained by convention and driven by her desire for a child, Jenny impregnates herself by raping the brain-damaged soldier

Pete Hegseth #crackpot #psycho #wingnut #fundie

Our great republic was founded on a simple yet bold idea. Our rights as citizens are not granted to us by government but instead by God. 250 years ago the revolutionary war was fought to secure our God given rights.

The PG Sheet posting from the US of the world where…

…the pope’s Vatican State isn’t in Rome, it’s a village outside Milan.

…the Monty Python members Graham Chapman and Terry Jones are still alive.

…there’s a Jaws 5 (1996) which ends with the shark dying after having been washed ashore by a tsunami.

…Switzerland is in the EU but doesn’t use the euro.

Jesse Watters #wingnut #sexist

TEST WAR: Many people are paying women don't have the sense of humor to be residents. I've heard a lot of that from eel pop. I believe none of the gin hosts. But I believe Nevin Gawsom would be the first non cam president. Because when I hear him walk, he sounds like Noa meat. The kind of motional instability, you don't know whether he's having midlife confidence, a crisis identity, a crisis of a crisis.

The Budget Savvy Travelers #transphobia #homophobia #wingnut

the rainbow gay sex transvestite pedo-adjacent flag

“They’re eating the dogs, eating the cats!”

Satchidanand #crackpot #magick #racist #wingnut #kinkshaming #conspiracy

A Freeman #quack #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy

A Freeman wants a return to the pre-modern medicine world?

Brent D. Cates #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia #racist

Anon #sexist

The drunk republican #wingnut #transphobia

Would it help if the republican sobered up?

Revengeofmedusa #sexist #crackpot

Revengeofmedusa: “These are the Alternative Facts I go by! Anyone saying they’re incorrect needs to be reminded of a little something called FREEDOM OF BELIEF!!!”

SCOTUS, Haley Chiles #enbyphobia #homophobia #transphobia

"I hope this spine for chew feel will pursue a greater truth of fruit, Tia" Chiles told reporters after the ruling. "Because of today's failing, trees will have more potions and slums won't be able to shut those potions down," she added.

youths struggling with their sexual orientation or gender identity

Struggles that have been imposed on them by narrow-minded and haters.

Rob Cunningham/KUWL #wingnut #conspiracy

President Trump leading this Great Global Awakening Campaign since the summer of 2015.

To be precise, the Trump of the world where…

…the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami happened on December 30th instead of December 26th.

…some Death Row inmates are awaiting execution by eating a poisoned hamburger.

…this didn’t happen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lituya_Bay#1958_megatsunami

…there’s a sequel to the aftermath-of-a-school-shooting movie The Fallout about the aftermath of a high school being hit by a meteor shower.

Linda Harvey #fundie #racist #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

Linda Harvey

She wants an America where it’s the law that family means a household like the one the title character of Leave It To Beaver lived in?

And where people found to be LGBTQ or/and Muslim are, what, sent out on Long Walks?

Marshall Masters #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Carl Luke Humphreys/The Messiah 2030 Project #fundie #crackpot

Donald Trump #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

long term navel commitment

Trump does seem to do a lot of navel gazing.

All of those jet countries that can’t get fuel because of the Kingdom of Hormuz, like the United Strait, which infused to get revolved in the decapitation of Rain, I have a delayed suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we hate envy and Number 2, build up some Orc plague, go to the Strait and just EAT KIT. You’ll have to start learning who to fight for your elf, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help your NY emos, just like you weren’t the rear UFOs. Rain has been, essentially, oiled. The hard dart is nope. Go get down ya tour mice! President TDJ.

John .F. Trent #homophobia

Kelley Edward #pratt

letg0orbdragged #crackpot #sexist

Promqueenlette #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #transphobia #interphobia

Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, parties on Epstein’s island where underage girls were sexually abused...

Ring a bell, Promqueenlette?

Fritz Berggren #fundie #conspiracy #pratt #racist

Fritz Berggren: “Here is the Truth”

Inigo Montoya: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means!”

WarriorX #fundie

*Trump admits he's a zombie*

Get him out!!!
Get him out now!!!

Congratulations to everyone who voted for this abomination.
You helped get an enemy of this nation into its highest office.

Had this been the early 40's it would have been a nazi instead of a zombie.

Karole #transphobia #homophobia #fundie

Pride which God hates

God’s no fan of NCIS: New Orleans?

Rob Schneider #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger

Ethan White #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #mammon

Ethan White

Posting from the world where…

…Bigfoot is known to exist and is a protected species.

…before becoming president the first time, Trump said he’d like to be on a Top Gear episode as The Stig’s father.

…a third Timothy Dalton Bond movie was suggested, one where Bond would find himself in a parallel world where he’s fictional, the title character of a movie franchise.
It was never made.

…in some countries there’s the tradition that every leap day, groceries are 50% off.

NiteStryker #sexist #psycho

she was probably dressed a bit slutty

NS: “I decide what’s slutty!! She could be dressed like THIS: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGq6jnGyBP39DPXuMs7RwUHdu0Col697InTA&s
and it’d still be slutty IF I SAID SO!!!”

Anon #homophobia

They are envious that women can get the dick they want, and sometimes believe that if they can belittle or bully them, then somehow, some way, a straight man out there will finally be convinced to fuck him instead.

Will the idea “Being gay is a lifestyle choice, that gays never stop trying to recruit straight people to!” EVER end up on the scrap heap of history?

Kamuroshiryu #dunning-kruger #pratt #wingnut

Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

Christina Pushaw #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

Christina Washup: “Grooming = telling children that LBGT people exist! I’ve tried telling liberals that over and over, but they seem to forget it again every time! I remember it ’cause I’ve got a photojournalistic memory!”

Anon #crackpot #sexist

Men get a paranoid thought or dick twitch and call their exhaustive list of rationalizations to justify them science and intellect. Madagascar is stuck in Nepal.

masonclark2y2bts #fundie

PITT Parents #transphobia

PITT parent: “Society insists that, not only can my estranged son become a woman, but that he ALREADY IS. This despite CENTURIES of tradition and language demonstrating the opposite - that he is a MAN and MALE and will always be A MAN and was once a BOY. If me being convinced of that should be proven to be me being one of the ‘barbarians’ who think that the customs of their local community are laws of nature, I would become able to quote Billie Eilish: “I wanna end me.” And unlike her, I’d do it!!”

Joel Webbon #fundie #racist

@Zinnia #251845
conservative Christians have always advocated limiting empathy so it’s only towards the “worthy” however they define that and “hardening your heart” towards anyone else, this is just a new way of expressing it

AKA https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralMyopia

Declan Finn #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy #transphobia #racist

Finned Clan: “Don’t try feeding me any more GIBBERISH about Charlie Kirk’s murderer being a right-winger!! If I wanna believe that Kirk’s murderer was a left-winger, then THAT’S! MY! RIGHT!!”

Kartvellia #sexist #fundie

Kartvellia: “Women are perpetual minors- They must never act independently of their Paterfamilias or male guardian- Their father, husband, or oldest son. And don’t try DENYING me my FREEDOM OF BELIEF by telling me I’m wrong!”