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Edward Hudgins #elitist

Rand ended her life on someone else’s mercy and empathy. If you have a problem with the civilization as a concept of people caring for each other, you know which way sawannah is… For all else, ask your masters why they will not pay you a living wage.

Roosh V #fundie #sexist

Diana-lostandfound #sexist #crackpot

Star123Compy #dunning-kruger #fundie

Christianity has existed for ~2,000 years not because of the sword or the pen, but because its ideological views more closely align with objective reality than any other religion

Gee: I guess that’s why there are more churches in Japan than Shinto temples, amirite…?!

Objective reality? Like a guy coming back to life or changing water into wine?

Katelin Duggan #conspiracy

If you go back far enough, I suppose we are all cousins, but at that point, it is pretty much meaningless. And who are Joseph and Patrick?

Star123Compy #dunning-kruger #fundie

Whether or not Christianity would have required the sword, realiter, Christians most certainly have been very much willing and eager to use it once it established itself in power. As for “the pen”… Christianity is based on an extensive corpus of scripture, including the written correspondence of its most influential early missionary, and it has used education and administrative expertise as tools of spreading and perpetuating itself and its power since at least the Carolingians, so whatever the hell this is even supposed to mean, it is even more counterfactual.

PS:
And if “the pen” refers to legislative measures, that started even earlier.

Daniel #fundie

“[Review of Harry Potter]

Harry Potter books are written by an actual practicing witch to indoctrinate our youth.”
You’re a lying sack of shit. She’s not a witch, and the ‘spells’ are largely hamfisted puns. LOTS of hamfisted puns in Harry Potter. Not witchcraft.

“These books contain accurate depictions of ritual magic and satanic doctrines.”
Heard the same thing about D&D most of my life. Pure poppycock.

“Those who say it's "just fiction" need a reality check! Fiction is the best way to promote occult belief systems!”
Actually, no. Studies show that people who play D&D are very knowledgeable about the supernatural, such as silver for werewolves, salt for zombies, garlic for vampires, but they are far, far more likely to recognize it AS fiction.
I suspect the results are the same for Harry Potter.
But, show a study, if you can find one.

“(Just ask Walt Disney. His job as a 33rd degree Freemason was to condition American children to embrace occult themes in entertainment.)”
Yes, yes, I booed the witch at Sleeping Beauty on Ice. But I did not begin to believe that Malificent was real.

“Lots of reviewers who don't know anything about the occult will assure you that this book is not occult doctrine.”
Because it’s so STUPID!

“ That's like a blind person telling you there are no misspellings! Here are the facts; look them up on your own and verify. (Of over 5000 reviews, I can't find ONE that states these facts.)”
Pretty good sign you’re talking out your ass if you’re the ONLY ONE with these facts.

“The cover illustration employs overtly satanic symbols include the lightning bolt on his forehead--a Biblical symbol of Satan (who like lightning fell from heaven).”
Satan’s fall is typically depicted like a meteor, not a lightning bolt, far as I’ve ever seen. So, 0 for 1 on facts.

“There is also the unicorn--a Biblical symbol of the Antichrist (as all witches know).”
Why, then, are virgins able to defeat this antichrist with so much as a touch?
ANd how many witches have you ever met? The ones I knew weren’t really big on bible symbology. They were to busy studying botany.

“This book promotes drug use”
That’s really reaching. Potions are not drugs. They have specific effects and not euphoria or hallucinations.

“The series also features demonic possession,”
Reminds me of the Jack Chick comic where girls say they learned how to use Tarot cards from reading Harry Potter.
You haven’t read the books at fucking all, have you?

“necromancy,”
Yes. There are ghosts. They get information from ghosts, which is literally what necro-mancy means. But then, bible characters also get information from ghosts, so it’s a wash.

“and divination.”
And one of the bible heroes is listed as owning a scrying bowl. Not much flex, here.
You’re just fearmongering and stupidly.

GodsSamus #fundie

“Okay. Evolution's a religion because, although the foundation of mutations is valid and they always occur, they can't change a bacteria into anything BUT a bacteria or any animal into another animal.”
What part of the definition of ‘religion’ is this limitation, then?
And do you have any idea how many experiments you’d need to perform to prove that it could NEVER happen?

“The helioentric model of the universe isn't religious because it makes observations that could have been falsified, yet haven't because they are true.”
The universe is not heliocentric you dumb bunny. The SOLAR SYSTEM fits a heliocentric model.
You really shouldn’t talk about shit so far beyond your understanding.

“Evolutionism just makes excuses.”
I’d ask for examples, but I’ve already thrown up twice today.

“Bow down before the Geologic Column. [bowing emoticon]”
Last I heard, they’ve found the entire Geologic Column in at least six places. So, THAT part’s not a religious tenet. And that’s not part of evolution, anyway.
Man, you’re just fractally wrong, here.

BurningSon #fundie

“Because there is no other God's”
Jesus. There ARE no other GODS, doofus.

“ but the God of Heaven and Jesus Christ,”
Sure, sure. The monotheist version of the triple goddess…

“Ok, answer this: When you pray MagnaGei, do you get a answer from your god(s)?”
Yep. Usually it’s ‘Reply hazy, try again.’ but sometimes i get
‘Ask again later.’ or ‘Better not tell you now.’ Rarely ‘Cannot predict now.’

“I do when I pray to my God in the name of Jesus.”
Well, sure. But do you ever get information you don’t already have?

MrMojoRisin #fundie

"Then a deep voice from all angles said, 'And this proves the existance of god'.”
Yeah, I had an instructor like that, once. Everything he put on the chalkboard was a non sequitur from his lecture. Like, he’d WRITE 4+2=6 and he’d SAY 9/1.5 = 6. Sometimes he meant the addition, sometimes he meant the division.

“It freaked me out quite a bit.”
No, I’ve never been freaked out by a dream I always… Oh. Wait.
One time, I dreamed that Lynn Moody was on my sub and stripping in my workspace and when she stepped out of her panties, she turned into Seaman Lionel Moody from A-Gang. talk about a mood killer.

“I've had things happen to me throughout my life that confirm my beliefs in a higher conciousness.”
And you bring up… a dream.
What’s next, a compelling episode of Supernatural?
An X-Files novel you listened to on audible?
A fortune cookie you’ve kept since a 10-grade trip to the Sheep and Wool Festival?

seer #fundie

“And yes Christian do believe in discrimination.”
Oh, sure. I grew up Mormon.
At least they used to be less interested in hiding it than the rest of you fucks.

“As does Christ: [insert verses about casting non-Christians into fire]...”
The entire point of damnation is that each and every individual receives the totally and perfectly just disposition after they die. Each person goes where they EARNED to go. It’s, like, the exact opposite of discrimination you bigoted, mouth-breathing, lip-reading, finger-spelling, type-casting, brain-dead, self-congratulatory, home-schooled fucking moron.

David J. Stewart #fundie

Okay so I’m not a Christian anymore, and haven’t been in like 15 years, but I can tell you that the NRSV is the most accurate version. the Dead Sea Scrolls weren’t even discovered until the 1940s, ffs. Also the NRSV has translation notes, so… yeah. Obviously I’m an atheist, but if you’re wanting to approach the Bible from a scholarly perspective, NRSV’s the gold standard. KJV is for cultists. And 1611 may as well be 1488, in my opinion.

Then again, why am I wasting my breath on a convicted child molester?

Matt Kane #wingnut #fundie

He has ended eight wars or conflicts since taking office

Every time Dumb Donald (or one of his asskissers) says that, I want to respond “Okay, name them.”

I’ll wait.

Alan #racist

Over here, ‘Over the Pond’: Hepworth Arcade in Hull.

While seeing many changes in establishments throughout the decades, there’s three that still exist from when I was younger (especially with the latter): Farnham’s Audio (high end Hi-Fi equipment), Brantons Jewellers, and Dinsdale’s Joke Shop.

I’ve seen black & Muslim families looking in the window of the latter in that still very Victorian architecture & Grade II listed shopping precinct.

You would see black people in Times Square in New York decades ago, as you will today.

The difference being that part of the Big Apple is very family friendly compared to the sleazy porn shop-riddled area it used to be, OP.

Moral: Times change. You should too.

Mona #conspiracy

“and Bush was briefed about Islamisist planning plane hijackings. he did nothing. this is a fact.”
If the White House knew about 9/11 in advance, I’d have expected a fire evacuation alarm that morning to empty the building OR something like a plumbing problem closing the bathrooms above the fourth floor, whatever.

Or if nothing else, Bush would have had his response planned out, maybe not by him,but someone on his team would have scripted him charging out and taking the day by the hilt, not sitting there, staring into space.

Fullasian #racist

“Do you understand how sexual selection works?”
Men and women choose who they want to have sex at. Terribly compicated…

"When push comes to shove, women are the last flag bearers of human civilization to create life.”
Right now, yes, women can say ‘no’ to men they don’t want to sleep with. Men COULD say no… assuming there are they don’t want to sleep with.

“They are given the duty to weed out bottom of the barrel males.”
Not really a duty. It’s a matter of individual tastes. Some people think various people are bottom of the barrel. Country singers, rappers, atheists, people who beat off gas station storage rooms…

"A man who is confident and well liked will not resort to the interracial marriage market.”
Huh?
My marriage is interracial but I don’t recall attending a market.
I found someone I really liked and…skipping ahead, we have three kids and a 40-year marriage. Nothing about ‘resorting,’ either. I mean, by the time i made it to the Tender in Sctland i had about 7 offers of marriage due to giving back rubs. When a woman asked, I said ‘yes.’
I think you’re talking some outrageous shit, here.

“Very few instances are true love.”
Yes, yes, I trust your ability to detect love and valid it’s authenticity…Based on the skin color of the couple.
I mean, we haven’t run towards each other in a field of daisies, but she has taken me to the ER at 0300 and held my hand. I’ve held her hand through the prep for some major surgeries. if it ain’t ‘real love’ I don’t see the difference.

Brother Nathanael #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

godsfavoritetool #fundie

“What really yanks my chain is when the news media always report about species "adapting to their environment".”
I’m trying to remember the last time i saw ‘species adapting’ on the news… Is this a real problem or did you just make shit up to complain about it?

“This explanation is ALWAYS the first that the reporters will jump to. They act as if there is no possibility whatsoever that maybe - just MAYBE - they were designed that way.”
Ah. But if they suggest that a deity designed a species, someone might sue them, asking them to support that statement. Then what do they do? Which religion, which god, which creation myth do they support? There’s no way they can do that without pissing off the other religious ideologues. Far easier to go with the science, and piss off the dumber creationists.

“I'm always angered when I read these breaking news stories that seem to support the "theory" of evolution,”
OOoooooh. Scare quotes to show that you don’t understand science! That’s SO edgy!

"which everyone knows, has serious flaws and is just one among MANY possible explanations for the origin of living things.”
But the only one that’s REALLY supported by the evidence.

“Why the media can't seem to get its act together and report more objectively, I'll never know.”
By ‘objectively’ you mean, ofcourse, more partisan to your flavor of creationism.

Don O #fundie

“There's no proof that the earth revolves around the sun!”
Okay. There are repeated observations, though, and it’s the explanation that best explains the observations made. But that’s science, and I doubt you’re interested in science, not really.

“It is observed both on earth and from space.”
Yes, that’s what I said. All th e observations match heliocentricity.

“None of Darwin's ideas on evolution have ever been observed anywhere.”
Except where evolution has been observed. I mean, other than, you know, repeatable observations.

Fabio Giuseppe Carlo Carisio #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

If the US really had a bioweapon programs then the laboratories wouldn’t be in Ukraine (where Russian intelligence services might find them) but in the heartland of the USA or in Alaska, far from any settlement.

David J. Stewart #fundie

Why do they assume the King James Bible wasn't corrupted?

Celia Fenn #magick #quack #conspiracy

Follower of Christ #fundie

“Holy Cow, are you dense?”
Is this a question or an insult?

“God does NOT lie.”
God says otherwise.

Prophets are people who way what God tells them to say. Whether it’s the future or the past or the guilty party after a murder, the fact that it’s FROM GOD is what makes them a prophet.
So, what a prophet says something that’s untrue: And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet.

“He either can send a decieving influence to those who refuse the truth,”
You think he’s totally honest when he’s causing others to state a mistruth?
Never worked at any Captain’s Mast I ever saw. If you caused someone to lie, it was on you. Whether you expressly said ‘you will say this to the Captain’ or if you let your division officer misunderstand the status when he made the report, it’s not anyone’s fault but your own.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

“If evolution were truly "settled science", as they claim,”
It is settled science, Eric, though I don’t expect YOU to understand.

“ this would be like Astronomy & Physics posting, “Whether you accept it or not, gravity exists!” ...”
Astronomy?
Gravity is a matter of physics.
And, yes, even if you have a superstitious reason to doubt Gravity, it is a fact. And also a theory. I mean, things fall, and things in gravity wells require energy to leave them. But the explanation for why is still theory.

“LOL, No one needs to defend gravity because it’s observable, testable, and repeatable.”
Gravity isn’t repeatable, dork. The TESTS for gravity are repeatable. The observations. If i give you an empty lab, though, can you make your own gravity?

“So why the constant need to prop up evolution?”
Because people like you keep questioning it for no good reason.

“ Maybe it’s because more and more people are starting to see the cracks.”
Maybe it’s because people like you lie about there being cracks…?

“ After 60+ years of teaching it in schools, millions still reject molecules-to-man evolution. That should tell you something.”
There are people alive right now who reject the Oblate Spheroid Earth. What does THAT tell you, besides ‘people are fucking idiots.’

Robert Justice #fundie

“The main problem you have with understanding creationism is that you are still looking at matter and the universe in three dimensions.”
Four. Time.
I know four that exist. And my parents used to listen to 5th Dimension. What else do you have?

“Mathematics shows that there are at least 11 dimensions.”
Okay. And how many can i order a pizza delivered to?
A 10th dimension is about as useful to me as the dimension of ruby red power that Cyclops’ eyes are portals to.

“This would explain how the universe is billions of years old, yet the earth is about ten thousand.”
No, I don’t think it does. We have the evidence that the Earth is billions. Making extra dimensions doesn’t make the evidence go away.

“You also need to explain how such precise organisms such as the brain could have evolved from nothing.”
What’s to explain? Change happens, the better results are retained. Complex brains out-perform the simple ones.

“If this were true, then an explosion at a lumber yard would create a three story house complete with deck and garage.”
OH! By ‘nothing’ you think we mean that the Big Bang is the universe from an explosion. Why bother answering your questions if it’s so obvious that you don’t listen to anything said to you?

“I find it less far reaching on my imagination to accept an all powerful God, than a theory than cannot be duplicated in a test tube and is full of contradictions.”
You can duplicate God in a test tube?
The same God that said Tyre would never be rebuilt?
Same God that said David was paid in darics a few hundred years before Darius invented the coin?
Fix your own contradictions before claiming anyone else has the problem.

David J. Stewart #fundie

As they said 400 years ago: Elizabeth was king, now James is queen.

So I don't know what would be so holy about a Bible translation under his orders. Especially the way you use it to condemn the gays, that's probably your next post. At least those blokes don't touch little girls.

IQ186 #fundie

“[Person asks why should anyone believe in God]”
Good question. Betcha it ain’t answered here.

“The only thing I'm pissed off about is having to live on this planet filled with a bunch other piece of shit human beings.”
Yeah, how DARE god put you down here with, well, everyone else. Your, you know, neighbors.

“God destroyed the entire world with a flood, and his mistake in my opinion was making the world go on afterward.”
Flood to destroy humanity for being guilty of unspecified wickedness.
Then at the wrap party, realized man was just wicked as part of his nature. Yeah, letting us recover, that was the mistake, uh huh.

“If it were me I would not have done that, people aren't worth two cents in my opinion. So believe whatever you want, I don't care.”
So glad to have your permission.
‘If it were me’ i’d probably have forgiven the wickedness. Your judgmental mileage may vary.

“The day for being kind is over,”
Dude, with or without a god, we’re social animals. Being kind to others is how our species beats the tigers, the brush fires, and the telemarketers.

"this world is disgusting beyond belief,”
Back atcha, Saint.

“ people are now slaves, and they are about to become serfs,”
Wouldn’t that be an upgrade for slaves?

“ and be killed. No, the day for being kind is over.”
Remind me not to use your calendar.

Um, not seeing much in the way of reasons to worship gods, though.

Pi Factorial #fundie

“If you seek comfort before you seek Truth, you do not worship my God.”
I don’t worship your god BECAUSE i sought the truth, thanks.

“If you value the love of yourself - or even the love of others - before the love of God, you do not practice my faith.”
I’m real.
You’re real.
Everyone between us and around us is real.
God? Not really convinced, you know?

“If you think we have any obligation to associate with you just because you call yourself a Christian, consider this - you aren't a Christian, you never were a Christian, you do not belong in the Church, and unless you're willing to change, consider yourself excommunicated.”
Consider this: You’re not the one who decides who is and isn’t Christain. God’s very clearly the only authority on that. Jesus talked a bit about people who THINK they’re on The List, but Jesus doesn’t even have them on his Christmas Card list.
This arrogance will probably be reflected in your eventual disposition. If there is one.

“I'm not kidding. Go. We don't need you.”
I’m not kidding, either. You have no idea what you need.

Bill P #sexist

“I’ll happily argue for it. I should have been educated in single sex classrooms.”
From what I hear, boarding schools aren’t that much different, except they don’t have to pay their teachers at the state rates and they don’t police abuse nearly as well.

“You know what it’s like to be a 17yo boy with a hot girl wearing a tank top and tight shorts sitting a few feet in front of you suggestively twirling her hair with her finger?”
Why, yes, yes I do. Main reason i WENT to school instead of juvenile delinquency.

“Do you think that kind of environment is conducive to paying attention to what the teacher is saying?”
I’ve made 16 submarine patrols on all-male crews. We’re not ANY less horny for not having girls to stare at. ONE boy says he’s got a Playboy under his mattress and that’s all you’re going to think about for all of Government…

“Boys who actually have balls are poorly served in mixed-sex learning environments,”
But that does teach them how to behave once they’re out of school and in the real world. Again, on the subs, the kids with the most protected upbringings were the worst prepared for the realities.

“and for more reasons than the very important one I referred to above.”
Okay, you’re afraid of girls, just say so, no biggie.

Fritz Berggren #racist #fundie #conspiracy

Adam #fundie

Translation:
“This is totally not my fantasy of a powerful, successful, ambitious liberated woman who is the embodiment of my every sinful thought completely succumbing to my irresistible self, trying to seduce me with every sultry trick I could imagine, yet I heroically resist her and break her heart because my cool Christian Sigma mindset males me so much better and stronger than all those Other Men who are just total simps!”

Brother Nathanael #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Lisa Janette #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

@TheKingOfRhye #256147

Well clearly when Matt Groening based Lisa on my character, he changed a few things to avoid any legal issues. It might not be a 1:1 indentical thing, but obviously he’s been spying on me for decades. No doubt using those fake-bird drones. Or possibly voodoo. It might have been voodoo.

Matt Kane #wingnut #fundie

He has ended eight wars or conflicts since taking office

Our world’s Trump hasn’t.

The Trump that has is POTUS in the world where…

…ladybugs are black with red spots.

…there was no Zodiac Killer.

…Japan became a republic in 1957. No more emperors.

…instead of 'wish on a shooting star' it’s 'wish on a blue moon'.

The Real Ismael Perez #ufo #magick #crackpot #elitist #conspiracy

the question “Are we alone?” has been whispered in hushed tones

No, it hasn’t. People have been asking that question very openly for a LONG time.

Why is Earth so significant?

It isn’t. To us primitive humans it may seem significant, yes, because it’s the only planet we live on for now. But in the grander scheme? Earth’s likely really not special.

cathuluelitist #sexist

One of the top five worst things that have happened in the past century is women posting personal drama online.

Even if you’re just talking about the current century, as in 2001 to now, I don’t know how the fuck “women posting personal drama online” would conceivably be on that list. Cus, ya know…that’s a thing that you can easily just ignore!

Rob Pue #fundie #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #256025

Yes, I’m QUITE familiar with that very picture. Every cold winter in Michigan (which is really all of em lol), someone either posts that pic on Facebook or a local TV weatherman shows it and/or says “lol Hell froze over”

Celia Fenn #magick #quack #conspiracy

You may be one of the people, like me, who has recently been having difficulty with time. It seems to be moving so fast that we get confused as to what day of the week it is!

I’m 49 years old, that just sounds like a regular thing nowadays, lol.

Lisa Janette #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Brother Nathanael #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

This is kinda random maybe, but what the hell…

As I’ve stated here before, or you all can guess by now, I’m a longtime pro wrestling fan…my personal favorite “jobber” of all time (a “jobber” being a wrestler who is booked to lose often) is Barry Horowitz. Ya might guess by that name, yeah, he’s Jewish. When he had his one run in the WWF in 1995 or so, when he actually won a few matches, his entrance music was “Hava Nagila” I kid you not, lol. He was mostly a jobber, for sure, but I think he was one of the better in-ring workers in the WWF in his time.

The Real Ismael Perez #ufo #magick #crackpot #elitist #conspiracy

For generations, the question “Are we alone?” has been whispered in hushed tones

Bullshit! For more generations than I guess you might be thinking of, scientists have speculated about that question. Never heard of the “Drake equation”? And I think that ever since people realized that some of those lights they saw in the sky were other planets orbiting around the same sun as us here on Earth, they’ve speculated about aliens who might live there. And wrote books about it, of course. Not to mention things like Star Trek, which is all about humans and aliens and all that.

Why is Earth so significant?

It’s not. Probably. Unless it turns out that Earth is more rare as a planet with intelligent life than we’re guessing it is.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead?”

James 2:20, which I’m quoting from the Skeptic’s Annotated Bible website, which does use the KJV. Personally, I kinda like the KJV , if only because I like the “Early Modern English.” (aka, the English of Shakespeare). Ya know…saying “thou shalt not” instead of “you will not” or whatever just gives it that much more gravitas, right?

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy

So why is it that Prof. Robert Winston - an Orthodox Jew - pioneered techniques in Gynaecology that has ensured the survival of millions of white babies beyond childbirth - thus they have grown up to continue the process and so on - Tatty…?!

Linda Kimball #fundie #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

Fabio Giuseppe Carlo Carisio #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Brother Nathanael #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

The Real Ismael Perez #ufo #magick #crackpot #elitist #conspiracy

Why is Earth so significant? Our planet holds a unique position within the super-universe of Orvanton

You could sell that as is to $cientology, OP. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

David Miss Cabbage could use that as a basis for a much needed ‘OT-IX’.

Orlov and Lester

“Small dick is the ultimate death sentence”
And yet, you lived long enough to post this… So, not ULTIMATE, huh?

“You can be a deformed, ugly, autistic dwarf,”
Blaming anything at all but any choice you’ve made, huh?

"You can fuck cheap prostitutes and actually enjoy hardcore sex.”
Hardcore sex? Dude, PORN IS NOT REALITY. If you’re having sex, you’re having SEX! No qualifiers to it. Nothing happens offscreen or outside the camera’s angle.
You have brainwashed yourself out of any touch with reality.

“But if you have small dick, nothing else is of any value...”
My dick is not small, but diabetes did take my erections away. And yet, i find many things of value remain in my life.
You’re just doommongering your self-fulfilling prophecy.

“and I'm talking about real small ones, micropenises and those that are 4 inches or 3 inches long.”
I just looked it up. 4.7 inches is average.
Again, you’re watching those monsters on porn, the guys who cause urinary tract infections, and thinking that’s what reality is.

“You should be as good as dead.”
So, ‘as good as’ is the ultimate qualifier for you?
Grow the fuck up.

“Because nothing will help you. You will never be taken seriously or actually pleasure woman in sex.”
There are always options.
Guy comes home from the urologist, tells his girlfriend, “I just learned that for penis sizes in this country, I’m in the bottom ten percent.”
She says, “Yeah, I know. But what did your dentist say?”

“You can't even jerk of normally, and if you pay a prostitute you will never fuck them in the real sense of the word.”
What’s normal? If you ejaculate, you’re doing it right. You’re getting your money’s worth. That’s all that matters. Sure, you won’t get a movie contract, but you also won’t have to list Viagra as a business expense for the IRS agents to laugh at.

“Even if you were Chad, really small dick is endgame for you.”
Chad is DEFINED by you rejects as having endless sex. You cannot BE a Chad, by your standards, if your dick is too small to have the sex.

“During blowjobs she can't marvel at your dick”
Yes, she can. Good Christ, women have been marveling at their partner’s dick size and sex moves for thousands of years. They haven’t all been Chads.

“and truly enjoy it and let it dominate her.”
I wonder if they can make a gun that shoots stickers? That say ‘PORN IS NOT REALITY!’ Frankly, I don’t expect my partner to enjoy a blowjob the way I do. I just appreciate it all to hell…

“She can pretend, but you will know.”
Please. The entire point of having a sexual partner is trusting her to keep a straight face when she says I’m tearing her apart.

“Tbh the only thing that's worse than an incel is a Chad or a Normie with a small dick.”
So, people who are HAVING sex are worse (off?) than incels who would slice off their own nuts for the sex. Yeah, that’s rational.