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The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

What were you doing rummaging around in the parsonage closet of the former youth minister to begin with?

harmonyhorsegrl #fundie

“Creationists have the BIGGEST advantage of all. THE BIBLE.”
Yes. But that’s ALL you have.

“It says right in the very first verse, "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth." That's all I need to prove my point.”
Well, ‘prove’ is a little strong.
Who wrote that?
Why should I believe they know what they’re talking about?

“The Bible is PURE truth. If it says so, it is. Its that simple.”
So, the Earth is flat, the sky is solid, all of astronomy is a scam, the Tower of Babel could have reached the sky plants aren’t alive, neither are spiders, ants, butterflies, fish.

Elric #fundie

“After all, if beating as a punishment for some action can be applied to freemen then there really is no difference between the freeman and the slave.”

If i beat my biblical slave and he doesn’t die until after the weekend, it’s not murder.
But I’m pretty sure if I beat my biblical neighbor to death, I’m getting charged with Murder, whether he lasts three days or not.
They’re different.

Steven L. Anderson #fundie

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Eric was the kid who broke all the other kids' toys because they were cooler than his.

And he still is.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Perhaps it’s part of a long-range plan for the Adamic man whose time is coming to an end.

If you believe in the Bible, isn’t EVERYBODY an “Adamic man”? Adam was supposedly literally the first human who we’re all descended from, after all.

Steven L. Anderson #fundie

They are NOT trusting Christ for salvation. They are trusting their own WORKS and their apostate church to save them.

Once again, fundie Christians prove that beneath their masks they’re evil degenerates who want to sin as much as humanly possible, and only see Jesus as a “get-out-of-Hell-free” card.

Astral Exploration with Lara Starr #magick #ufo #quack #mammon

Prolotario #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

The dimensional hijack capability that required human sacrifice ~~has been choked off~~ only ever existed in the heads of the likes of Prolotario.

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Little plastic women in immodest attire, lingerie, and provocative swimwear! He had that purple-haired spirit demoness, and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments!

Are those characters from a show or an anime or something? Cus it sounds to me like the “Rev. Eric” is familiar with this franchise, whatever it is. And he’s totally jealous of Steven’s collection. I mean, I understand that, it sounds kinda awesome, actually.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Incel Wiki #sexist

“According to The Shit Test Encyclopedia, the correct translation of this phrase is, "I have Schrödinger’s boyfriend, demonstrate to me you’re high value and I'll fuck you regardless."”
No, sweetie. If they were open to a hookup, they’d say “I have plans.” Then you can try to bid your way to higher importance/attraction than their plans.
Saying ‘I have a boyfriend’ is the guillotine. There’s a third person involved. You’re only taking her out to dinner if you invite the boyfriend, too.
STOP trying
STOP talking
STOP attempting to generate interest.

But of course, you’re incels. YOU HAVE to interpret it as playing hard to get.

Steven L. Anderson #fundie

“Roman Catholics and Greek Orthodox are not real Christians, and they are going to Hell.”
This is why i absolutely reject the claim that this or any nation is majority ‘Christain.’ For popularity you count Catholics, Methodist, Baptists, Mormons, Westboro, and Jehovah’s Witnesses.
But really, you discount any religion except yours as ‘not real Christains.’ So the only ones you should count for political reasons are your fellow congregationists. And even then, I suspect there are a few people you’re leery of…

RaceAgainstTDL #crackpot #racist #sexist

“1) Race
As noted, it costs an extra $247,000 for an Asian man to date a white girl. It costs an extra $154,000 for a black man to date a white girl.”
What does this even mean?
What, total cost from phone call to wedding, dollars per year or dollars per orgasm?
And extra compared to what?
It’s $247K more for Asian male/white female as compared to same male, and the women his mother hooked him up with?
Or $247K more for Asian male/white female as compared to same female going out with the man her sister set her up with?
How would you even acquire this data?
Do you count the cars driven? Suits worn? Concerts attended? Dinner? Flowers? Court costs for restraining orders?
Talk about begging the question…

“On the other hand, white men can make up to $24,000 less to be considered equally attractive to Asian women.”
Wait, annual income is not the same as the cost spent on a date. You’re comparing apples and Fords.
So, yeah, all i see here is that incels can’t think and hate all women for… reasons.

“and you need to find a way to make sure girls know about the money for it to even matter in the first place.”
In Vegas, the term for a guy who has lots of money to spend is ‘High Roller.’
In dating circles, someone trying to use his wealth to get women to date him in spite of his flaws is ‘Loser.’

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Wait, was he embezzling church funds or did you guys pay him a salary out of the tithings?
If he’s spending money that’s still the church’s, that’s wrong.
If you paid him, though, he can do what he wants.

“Woe to the man who worships plastic over the King of Kings!”
I think ‘worship’ is a little strong.
I used to make patrols with a little Elvira action figure in my bunk, but i never prayed to her to intercede with our patrol cycle or anything.
But God DAMN you’re het up.
“and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments!”
Ah. only the direct action of DEMONS can explain why you found that sexy figure so enticing, huh? Your little willy twitched, it MUST be Satan!

What was Steven Roland doing with the church's hard-earned tithe money? He wasn't buying soul-winning tracts! He wasn't supporting missionaries! HE WAS SPENDING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON PLASTIC GRAVEN IMAGES OF JAPANESE DEMONS!

Ngl, that actually gives me some respect for Steven R.

Also, aren’t tithes in essence donations from your flock? Your gullible flock that’ll throw their life-savings at you regardless? What’s hard-earned about that anyway? You’ll just scam them out of more…

Little plastic women in immodest attire, lingerie, and provocative swimwear! He had that purple-haired spirit demoness, and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments!

Still sounds like a FAR better usage of Church money than on “tracts”. Now, if said money was meant to go to charity, soup kitchens, women’s shelters, orphanages, or such, that would have been terrible. But you were going to waste it on tracts anyway, so what’s the harm?

Besides, would you still have complained if the figures were more like this?

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David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Would a cook work without a pan?

Quite possibly, yes. If you’re, say, grilling a bunch of stuff, you’re not using a pan for that, are you?>

David J. Stewart #fundie

“It is a sin to deliberately promote interracial marriage as part of a New World Order agenda.”
I don’t have a NWO agenda.
I fell in love, i proposed, she said yes. Poof.
And our marriage has lasted 39 years as of 10 July this year.
How’s your all-whites relationships going, Davey?

“Such heathen movies as, JUNGLE FEVER, promote interracial relationships.”
Jungle Fever was examining the effect of media on an individual. All his life, TV was telling him that white girls were the hottest, most desirable, biggest success. It was more of an indictment of there NOT being inclusive shows saying that blacks or browns or plaids were also beautiful.

“Since interracial marriage is very controversial, interracial couples are nearly ALWAYS liberal-minded and tolerant toward the homosexual agenda.”
Wait, wait. I don’t know about ‘controversial’. I know that when we first got married, in the South, it was important. Not necessarily bad, but people felt strongly about it. In the North, it was more of a novelty for the longest time.
I haven’t really noticed anything one way or another, not in a long time.
As to liberal, yeah, probably. Only liberals would be OPEN to being ready to tell the entire family to fuck off, this is who i want to spend forever with.
Conservatives like you are more likely to reject the possibility.

“It's not just interracial marriage, Satan is trying to break down ALL boundaries of nationality,”
Not only is my wife the same nationality as me, we were both 2nd class petty officers in the Navy you uptight, self-important, bubble-brained idiot.

“heritage,”
Oh. Well, my heritage is the Mayflower and Ellis island, hers is slave ships. So, you know, nautical. We both come from over the Atlantic.

“race,”
It’s not just interracial, Satan is breaking down race as a boundary?

“ religion”
Yeah, but I went to Catholic Wedding School so she could have her Catholic Wedding.

“and even gender.”
Yes, yes, only Satan can explain why men find men attractive.

“Again, the Bible permits interracial marriage in Hebrews 13:4; but it is a sin to deliberately promote such relationships as part of a New World Order agenda.”
Racist, KJV-Onlyist, Conspiracy Theorist, Sexist, Control Freak. It’s a wonder you make it out of your house on a given day…

tiffytatortots #sexist #moonbat

Oh seriously what a load of crock.

WTF is a “load of crock”? To me that sounds like you’re stocking up on “Country Crock”…ya know, that fake margarine?

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

It’s almost as if relying upon people who have never won the World Cup when playing for their own nations to win it for your own is a suboptimal strategy

Maybe it’s partly because I’m tired and have already had a few beers, but that just made NO sense to me for a second. Then I realized, oh yeah, this is super-racist Vox Day talking, and he’s conflating nationality with race. Does he not realize that requirement for being on a certain country’s team in the World Cup is (like it is in the Olympics and probably any other international sports competition) that you have to be a citizen of that country, and not what your racial background is?

Or to put it another way, an African team never won a gold medal in basketball at the Olympics, but the 1992 US "Dream Team” did, and they’re considered to be one of the best teams put together in sports at any time. Looking at that roster again, let’s see…8 black guys, and 4 white guys. And it might have been 9 and 3, if Michael Jordan hadn’t had a previous beef with Isiah Thomas. (as a longtime Pistons fan, I’m still kinda ticked about that, but I do get it. If Jordan says he doesn’t wanna play with him, you go along with him, lol)

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

@Conscience #259183

Most of the people i’ve met in the service see the person first. They always have. But some people are still stupid. The mask comes off.
My experience with the Navy was positive. A few individuals, not so much.
And outside the service,they expect us to all be a stereotype. much

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

The last goal by Lukaku against the US would be evidence to the contrary.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Jesus without sin. Well, except for the time he whooped the arse of some merchants who were doing nothing illegal. He might have considered that he was justified, but violence and anger are sins.

Prolotario #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

I am perplexed how conspiracy wingnuts think the US military is immune to the heinous black magic they believe exists.

If I was a black magic wizard, my first mind control target would be the people with access to nuclear weapons.

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

Perhaps if white German football players could compete at the World Cup level, they wouldn't have to rely on African players to carry the team.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

the world has gone into the crapper over the past 100 years…

I mean, yeah, apart from the space program, computers, vaccines, minority rights, commercial air travel, deep sea exploration, etc., etc., it's just been straight downhill.

Gunny G #fundie

Derrick #fundie

If you watched it or read any of the books you'd know the demons were villains. When I was in high school in 90s I loved Doom and Doom II. Would that be a fellowship with demons despite typing IDDQD and IDKFA then slaughtering them?

Prolotario #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

If true these would be state secrets and dite should be watched or if not admit sote is just bullshit

tiffytatortots #sexist #moonbat

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

<@KeithInc.> #259162

I always find it odd I hear respect our veterans no matter what then when veterans disagree it's fuck you. And you always seemed like you were proud to serve I'd think they'd not treat you badly for your marriage.

tiffytatortots #sexist #moonbat

Not every man is what you think they are. To quote the late great Alan Rickman, ‘There is nothing wrong with a man being a feminist. I think it is to our mutual advantage’.

What don’t you understand about those last three words, OP…?!

Derrick #fundie

“We have seen The Fellowship of the Rings for the purpose of reporting on it,”
Oh, and I am SURE you took your seat with popcorn and an open mind, yepper, sure.

“and it is filled with satanic imagery--pentagrams,”
Saruman's Pentacle? Not exactly ‘Filled’ with that set design piece, was it?

“demons that look exactly like real demons, etc.”
Huh? Bilbo in ‘my precious’ mode?
Well, he’s supposed to be scary and under evil influence, there. So, special effects, huH? Who knew they worked?
Or did you mean the Balrog?
Gonna have to scroll way, WAY back, here, and say, ‘Special effects.’

“Gary has seen many demons, and there is no way those 'demons' could have been created for the set without somebody knowing what the real ones look like.”
So, my favorite story about the movie Alien is that Giger designed the alien by the visions he got the night he took acid and fucked two transgendered women. All of his art since then, and the xenomorph, are creations as he tries to process that night.
What did YOU do to start seeing demons, Gary?

“If you enjoy fellowshipping with the representations of real demons in The Fellowship of The Rings,”
Ring.
The entire POINT OF THE FUCKING MOVIE is that they got together to destroy ONE RING. THE Ring. Most of the other rings aren’t even on screen.
HOW could you miss this if you’re watching the movie TO REPORT ON IT?
Jesus…

“then you are willingly fellowshipping with devils.”
I dunno, I’ve seen a lot of shipping. The ones with devils really seem to stretch the possibilities, but also the recovery time necessary.
But as Data once said about fanfic: I believe many people are overestimating the capacity of my battery system.

“You must repent before you are too hardened in the love of this sin to respond to godly reproof.”
Godly reproof?
This is the god who killed every man, woman, child, baby, fetus, and blastocyst because he made men wicked in their nature?
Is it POSSIBLE for me to be shipping too hard to notice the reproof that Jehovah is capable of?

tiffytatortots #sexist #moonbat

“You’re lucky we want equality and not revenge” is, in fact, an admission that you do want revenge. You don’t want equality. You just want to be the one wearing the boots.

EDIT: NOPE abort mission. I just read the username of the person she’s responding to, yeah this guy’s an AI loving chud. plz delete, mods.

Catholic Apologetics Insight #fundie #wingnut #elitist

In my opinion, Christianity itself is spiritually sterile, considering its unfortunate propensity for greed, prejudice, and pedophilia.

Gunny G #fundie

SoulTaker* #fundie

“An Atheist cannot smell, touch, taste, or see the beginning of the universe,”
No, but we can deduce many things about it if we use SCIENCE.

“thus they really have no idea whether a transient being exists, or not,”
Transient? We’re all transient. We exist temporarily, coming and going in a short span of time.
Did you mean transcendent?
Yeah, a transcendent being would be supernatural. Atheists TEND not to believe in the supernatural. Or, our demands for evidence are seldom meant…

“despite all the overwhelming evidence makes the possibilty of current state of things in the universe being an "accident" or random”
Makes the possibility…what? Compelling?
Impossible? Did you ever consider letting the post wait for an hour and then reading it before sending it?
And, no, the general idea is NOT that everything is random. Laws compel certain things to happen predictably.

“like how If the elements in our atmosphere were even a few percentage points different, every living thing on earth would die.”
Oh, yes. If the conditions we evolved in were different, we wouldn’t be alive. Kind of like all of the great-die-offs we’ve identified in evolutionary history, huh?

“Are you kidding me, you ask me to believe that something that random to have occured?”
No. I really don’t give two flying fucks what you believe. I WOULD like you to actually UNDERSTAND it before you dismiss it, but clearly that’s asking quite a lot.

“Sorry but I'll keep my transient being theory,”
Good luck with that. Hope some day you’ll figure out what the fuck your theory is.

“though how irrational, it is far more rational right now than anything anybody has thought of.”
No, it’s really not.
You don’t know fuck about the ‘theory’ you think you’re mocking, which makes you look pretty idiotic.

ToGodBeTheGlory #fundie

“The Evo-atheists”
Not even two words before a lie.
Evolution is not part of atheism.

"can’t stand the FACT that their big hero was a nobody who was an academic failure.”
We’ve moved on since Darwin. He’s noted, and notable, but not worshiped or anything.

“He was a pathetic dabbler in a sea of professionals.”
And yet his observations keep getting reinforced under scrutiny. Weird that he was so pathetic, but so right.

“He was simply out of his league.”
He invented his own league.

“He was pontificating on botany and geology and natural history, but was studying theology, which he couldn’t even get right.”
All i see is that you can’t fight the theory, so you a hominem Chuck.

“The man with no scientific training whatsoever is the “scientist” we are supposed to worship?”
Worship? that’s a creationist thing.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

“I have been a property manager and landlord for more than 25 years and have leased properties to hundreds of tenants over that time to all walks of life. It’s a sobering reality and I can tell you flat out that people of color, especially American blacks, detest white people. Why is that?”

Ah, you’re a slum landlord. I’ll tell you straight up, it’s not just ‘people of color’. White people hate you as well.

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

You don’t get to be on an international team by being crap.

Catholic Apologetics Insight #fundie #wingnut #elitist

“traditional disciplines that Catholics see as essential to growth in holiness—such as asceticism, monasticism, religious vows, sacramental confession, and the Church’s developed mystical tradition.”

If only it was so… Meanwhile pig-like bishops, obese and stuffed with both money, lard and power beyond the scale. The church playing a political actor, the covered pedos and scandals, sex orgies with some dead from something that sounds much more like your god was She Who Thirsts…

Kylie Jane Kremer (Executive Director of Women for America First) #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

For the high heat, no need of any plot, climate warming is enough.

And if there were potent weather manipulation tools then they would be used for more useful applications than merely humiliating Trump when he already do the job himself.

JesusChristRep #fundie

“the universe is upheld by the hand of God, always has been it would not have fallen apart,”
I think it’s the book of JOB that says rainclouds would simply fall apart under the weight of all the rainwater unless God held them together.
We have since figured out that clouds ARE MADE of rainwater,there’s nothing TO collapse.
Similarly, the universe is made of universe. The collection of ‘all things that exist’ is the reason for the collection.
You’re behind the times..

“and friction doesnt denote the 2nd law, as the escaped heat would have been recycled”
Yeah, that’s how engines work, heat is simply a power source, not any sort of waste of energy…

Prolotario #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

…or the LHC at CERN is just a particle accelerator. And as the venerable Quantum Mechanic would say, ‘Stop using computers’. Why?

Guess where the World Wide Web your’re hypocritically using was invented: and by Sir Tim Berners-Lee, OP…?!

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

“An African team has never won the World Cup”
You need to make up your alleged mind. EITHER the German team has so many Africans on it that it’s the African team in fact, or it’s the German team no matter where the players come from.

Paul Craig Roberts #wingnut #conspiracy

It was totally clear to me in 2014 when Putin sat stupidly on his butt and permitted Washington to overthrow the Ukrainian government and install an anti-Russian Washington puppet that Russian inaction was leading to war

So Putin invaded Crimea and helped secessionist forces in Donbass only because of his favored government being overthrown and he was pusillanimous? Followed with further invasions and further destructions?

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

The Bible teaches in Hebrews 4:15 that Jesus “was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin.” The Lord set the example for us to follow, seeking help from His heavenly Father

Something you forgot: according to your own theology, Jesus was part-divine and so more able to resist than “mere” humans.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Maybe the reason why white people are seemingly “dying out” isn’t to do with some secret genocide going on and more that white people live in developed nations which are not having as many kids as they use to and by the way, the same is happening in Asia as well. But no, you’d rather it be some conspiracy then acknowledge that perhaps your world view might not be right.

Catholic Apologetics Insight #fundie #wingnut #elitist

heroic virtue, profound humility, supernatural charity, radical self-denial, mystical union with God, and an astonishing consistency across twenty centuries

Simply untrue and only the blind would claim that. Protestantism wouldn’t exist if that was anything close to true. The Catholic church of the time was so corrupt that people left the Catholic church in huge numbers in the hopes of finding a better way to god.

“Besides the fact Protestantism is objectively a false creed,"
Dude, your religion was crafted by a sunworshiper.