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Andrew Torba #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

gtbreddit1 #sexist #psycho

As a fellow 30yo virgin: please develop some perspective! There are people in the world who don’t get enough to eat, who needlessly die of diseases with known cures, and who live in war zones. Rubbing your peepee manually instead of having someone else do it is not that big of a deal.

The fact that you can access Reddit at all means you’re fortunate. Act like it.

Vox Day #racist #wingnut

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

The fourteenth amendment is not ambiguous about this. Don’t like it? Get another amendment. Can’t convince enough Congress people to sign your amendment? Suck it; nobody died and made you king.

“the use of liberal democratic institutions to defend the indefensible and defeat the will of the people is only going to guarantee the eventual destruction of those institutions”
Birthright Citizenship is in the Constitution. Trump doesn’t have the authority to just ignore it. If it absolutely is the will of the people, then there are ways to amend the amendment, but this ain’t it.
You, and Bonespurs, are just butthurt that the Supreme Court is not loyal to Trump, but to the rich fucks who own them.

Meya #fundie

“ I think the chances are better they were the same animals around today, maybe a little larger.”

Okay.
Now all you have to do is get a degree in biology and specialize in skeletons, get a few years of experience with skeletal reconstruction and then you can be one of the experts to show the expert experts how the reconstruction SHOULD have gone.
Until then, you’re just some idiot flapping his jaw for no good purpose. If you’re not an actual expert, your opinion is not worth poopies.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy

Still lying while literally staring facts in the face. Never change Trumpoo.

Alexei Zhuravlev #racist #psycho #pratt

@Conscience #259768

At least the Soviet Union had a better military and better officers than Putin and actually had an industry. Even Putinist insiders had to admit, and that’s they’re saying without being thrown out of the nearest window, so the reality must been even worse.

Ascension Lightworkers #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy

All work done by G.A. Potemkin, general contractor. He came highly recommended by Putin.

Ascension Lightworkers #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy

Andrew Torba #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

I don't think your Iron Age religion can compete with 21st century Western culture. The world has simply changed too much and your tired old answers don't work anymore.

Mike King #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy

“No! I didn’t fuck up by hiring a incompetent moran to do this, no it-i-it was someone damaging the reflection pool! IT’S NOT MY FAULT!”

Andrew Torba #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

A civilization that rejects Christ will eventually reject reality itself:

Never mind all the civilisations that lasted for many centuries, in some cases even millenia, long before Christianity, and also those who did and in some cases still endure afterwards without ever converting to Christianity.

Christ is King.
Now act like it

Vive la révolution!
(I mean, Jesus may have resurrected from an unusually swift circulatory collapse from crucifxion, but will He recover as easily from, say, decapitation, with perhaps some cremation and scattering of the ashes to make sure…?)

Ascension Lightworkers #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy

Logan B #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy #mammon

This is really funny. He is saying the QFS backers are dividing into two groups, with the White Hats on one side and the religious/alien backers on the other. The White Hats are taking too long and holding up the conversion to the QFS. In reality none of this actually exists and the two sides are just some conspiracy theorists, if they exist outside his mind at all.

delilah #fundie

“If Chistianity was illegal. Would my fellow Christians let the athiests kill them.?”
Persecution complex not getting enough hits, huh?

“I wouldnt.”
Um, if your religion is SO ILLEGAL that we’re killing practitioners, I don’t think we’re going to ask nicely if you’ll cooperate while we do it.

“God dont mean turn the other cheek to stuff like that.”
This would be the god that let himself be tortured to death for your sake, huh?
Doesn’t want you to die for HIS sake? You’re Suuuuuuuuuuuuure?

“Just in civil disputes.”
Yes, that was who was on the cross, the part of the first part…

“And all through out the bible it says not to kill the innocent.”
Um… atheists aren’t typically constrained by instructions in the Bible.
And aren’t you GUILTY of being a Christain?
OH! I get it! Like the disciples, you’d rather deny christ than die as a martyr!

“I will protect my family by killing every single person who comes to my door telling me to denounce Jesus.”
Yeah, I don’t really picture it happening like Mormon Missionaries. More like Ice gets a list with your name on it and firebombs your house to claim the property.

“But thats just me.”
Just you not willing to die for your god… Got it.

“Anything else would be suicide.”
Uh huh… And?

“And what does God say about killing an innocent life. Eh.”
YOUR god says ‘go genocide those people, they’re in the way.’
YOUR god says ‘Pharaoh can’t let my people go, i need to do the glory so I’ll harden his heart!’
YOUR god says ’I’ve killed all the cattle in Egypt twice! Now I’ll kill the firstborn of the nation AND all the firstborn cattle, too, just to show that I’m the Mighty God.

Logan B #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Logan B appears lost in his own world.

The world where…

…Donald Trump is claiming that any day now, he’s gonna greenlight construction of a second Pentagon building.

…a majority of the people of Gibraltar are pushing for independence from Britain - Gibrexit.

…there’s a conspiracy theory saying that when Billie Eilish posed for this picture, https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b27371d62ea7ea8a5be92d3c1f62, she drowned and was replaced with a double.

…the typical image of a unicorn is a moose with one long horn from its forehead.

BarbT #fundie

“On the HGTV show "House Hunters" it seems as if 1 in 5 couples looking for a house are homosexual.”
I’m guessing they’re trying to remain relevant in a changing society. Unlike some churches…

“The hosts of the show mention it in such a matter-of-fact manner you have to remind yourself it's two guys, not a normal married couple.”
It was 2010 or so? It is a normal married couple. WELCOME TO THE FUTURE! GOD IS DEAD!

“When my beautiful cousin suddenly dumped her husband and "married" a woman … that did it for me.”
Did it? Aw. Did the world not ask your permission to grow more progressive you sick, ailing, old-fashioned fuckstain? Too bad…

“It was apparent our culture no longer viewed marriage as a sacred union to be respected.”
I don’t think it’s been ‘sacred’ since the country was founded. We’ve always had justice of the peace weddings.
And some time after the invention of Cool Whip we allowed interracial marriages, even if some churches didn’t.
I think we’ve allowed divorced women to marry since about the invention of moveable type…despite the position of the RCC that marriage is foreverer.
And, god, you can’t go a block in Vegas without seeing a wedding chapel, including one with a drive-through…

I think holding it to be sacred is a personal choice, not society’s position.

Andrew Torba #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

“The modern world … has no place for the public reign of Jesus Christ.”
Might be a compelling reason for that…

“In The Christian Nationalist Vision,”
And again, barf emoji,cut, paste, paste, paste, paste, paste, paste, paste, paste, paste, paste,…

“It is a call to recover an older and stronger confession: Christ is King,”
Well, I didn’t vote for him.

hereforhd #fundie

“Cherrypicking is not allowed in Islam. A person who cherrypicks is considered a hypocrite and their fate is worse than non-believers.”
Alcohol is forbidden to Muslims.
A number of travelers have found Muslims in bars in some countries, happily drinking. When asked, ’Isn’t this forbidden?’ they usually say, “Allah cannot see us here!”

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy

“high grade colored waterproofing liner”
I will wait to see your contractor prove this in court under oath, thanks.

Deborah #transphobia

I have often felt losing my beautiful daughter to the caricature of the “man” she has become

That phrasing really makes one wonder if Parents with Inconvenient Truths About Trans Parents would have declared their children dead to them if they had become blemished in some other way, doesn’t it? It certainly would not surprise me…

Fusion Youth Ministries #fundie

Shadowfeet #fundie

Fusion Youth Ministries #fundie

NovaStorm #fundie

“One of my direct manifested encounters was surrounding my participation in the game Dungeons and Dragons back in the 80’s along with the music I listened to at the time”
Sure.

“A being attacked me in the night from which it was surrounding my pile of books, maps, notes and albums”
Who keeps their music with their D&D books?
And you forgot dice. REAL D&D players always had their dice in the pile.
Our connection to our dice was mystical. Music, not so much.

“in which it made loud, clear and definable noises.”
Definable? That means you could tell people if it was meowing or barking?
Do you mean something else? Definite noises? Detectible noises?

“Once I approached, it physically came up against me but the Holy Spirit ushered it away so that it may not posses me.”
Why?
If you had so much D&D crap that you summoned demons by critical mass, why was the HOly Spirit even in your place?

"My friends had similar encounters, I thus got rid of that stuff.”
Uh huh. I started playing in 1980 at a training command with a couple dozen gamers in and out of each evening. One, exactly one of our players had a reality infarction and turned himself in to medical when his character got an STD. That must have been a fun interview. “Do you know who you got it from?”
“Yes.”
“Can you describe her? Where this happened?”
“Well, there’s this tavern on the southside, and this blonde half-elf saw me spending gold…”
“Did you say….half? Elf?”

“Much happened in those days and not all were as guarded as I, it seems.”
So, wait, there’s a demon that shows up where your demonic rulebook is, but can’t ‘get’ you because Gawd. But other people had the same books, and made the same summoning, and weren’t protected AND THEN TOLD YOU?
Does this actually make sense? Would you like to start again?

Got Questions Ministries #fundie

Cheesecake #fundie

“Why not in science classes? We're talking about public schools here. There are religion classes (that I know of) in public schools.”
But ID depends on magic. That’s not science.

“Science questions our existence, and tries to solve this through theories.”
Naturalistic theories, yes.

“Creationists put forth the idea of ID, packaged in a way that it can be taught in public schools without discriminating against students' beliefs.”
Beliefs, yes. The supernatural. Not science. I don’t care how you package it, it’s not science.

“Also, ID can have a scientific component.”
So does Lord Of The Rings. Dwarves smelt gold and silver and make jewelry.
Doesn’t make wizards any less magical.

“You guys make note of the chemicals used to create us, and their abundance in the universe and on meteorites. How do we know that another species or lifeform didn't purposefully "plant" us here?”
That’s not ID, though, and without evidence it’s not even a hypothesis.

“In that regard, ID can be scientific.”
Nope.
Every single fucking TIME that a school board employs creationism, or ID, they insist that it’s SCIENCE SCIENCE SCIENCE!
The instant the court kicks it to the curb, it’s YOU KICKED GOD OUT OF SCHOOL!

“ We could very well be designed.”
Oh, we are. But evolution is a design process of trial and error. It throws shit against the wall and whatever sticks, that’s the next generation.
No plan, no intelligence, just first-one-past-the-post winners.

Colossians #fundie

“The evolutionist, we have pointed out on other threads, builds his platform on a logical redundancy.”
Is that bad? Redundant logic is still logic, no? Just reinforced?

“When you ask him how such and such evolved, he will answer you with a description of its current utility, and suggest that those without such utility were culled by natural selection.”
Ah. So, the giraffe’s long neck probably comes from the survival of taller deer, taking over the taller branches as a food source since no one else could reach them? Taller survived and bred with each other to increase their tallernesses.

“As we have pointed out, his position is summed up by the parody "post hoc ergo propter hoc", which is to say "after the fact, therefore before the fact".”
Um, that’s not a parody, that’s a fallacy.
And this isn’t a fallacy.
A proper post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy might be seeing that the Dik-dik evolved smaller, therefore that CAUSED the giraffe to be taller. Thinking that one thing caused another, unconnected thing, simply because of the timing they occured.

But tall giraffes taking advantage of resources other species could not is more of a chain of connected events.

Alexei Zhuravlev #racist #psycho #pratt

Anonymous #conspiracy

gtbreddit1 #sexist #psycho

<@C.A.Collins> #259824

When someone or something greatly annoys me, I have a brief moment of imagining that I can just “Thanos-snap” them away or something similar. When I’m alone, I sometimes even snap my fingers at that moment. But similar to you, I just shrug it off and see it as my subconscious just venting its own frustrations that way.

What’s more annoying is when I suddenly have a funny or erotic or just weird thought pop up out of nowhere when I’m trying to be serious. And the more I try to ignore that, the more my mind keeps focusing on it. I suppose that can also count as "intrusive thoughts”.

But none of those things even compare to outright fantasizing about being Homelander and going all Tighten (from Megamind) upon the world just because.

daughter of the king #fundie

einstein #conspiracy

"GMO will literally be the death of us”
Like, bananas? What you buy in the store is not what a wild banana looks like.
Broccoli, broccolini, cauliflower, all the product of genetic modification.
Lemons, same same.

And just about everything sold as ‘seedless,’ pretty much has to be.

[rainbowpromises's christianforums.com character] #fundie

The Old Navy used to have earrings in one ear to indicate the number of round-the-world cruises that sailor had completed.
The other ear was for sinkings that he survived.

And the bible version of the hole in the ear used an AWL to punch it, not a needle.

beyond awake #conspiracy

“In the movie The Matrix Mr. Smith has the ability to enter any body, at anytime , and of course this often occurs when the matrix is threatened by Neo.”
That’s Agent Smith. And not just Agent Smith, all the agents.

“This scenario is a reflection of our real world.”
This scenario is a fictional plot point.

“…until you mention something like vaccines not being safe of effective.”
Until you out yourself as anti-vax, and thus a threat to the safety of the herd. A vector to allow penetration past herd immunity.

“Now, watch what happens......up pops Mr. Smith, to replace the person you were having a conversation with, to attack you, because any ans all truths threaten the matrix.”
If this was really a reaction of an organized part of reality to keep people like you from threatening the organization, it would also occur when you surf to an anti-vax page, no?
Someone says that they know a place where they can prove the death-shot, but when you get there it’s just amputee-dwarf porn videos. And an hour later you realize you went down the rabbit hole.
But if they allow those sites to exist, to be frdquented, then it’s not the action of the AGENTS that make people look at you like you’re crazed.

“The matrix is programmed into most people in their youth”
Yes, my grandfather proved to me that child deaths went WAY DOWN when vaccines were adopted. Charts pretty closely, really.

"which holds together our false concept of reality like super glue.”
And yet you’re allowed to move freely through the false construct. We are SO POWERFUL we can’t just give you a stroke, or wipe your computer, or the amputee dwarf porn…

“These "Mr. Smith like citizens" sit there waiting for the people who speak against the matrix of control, the people who connect the dots or recognize the patterns in the slave code.......and then”
Please.

“ Our handlers program most people to be like this”
Then how are you immune? And if you’re immune, wouldn’t they cull the herd of such threats?

gtbreddit1 #sexist #psycho

@Shirogane #259774

I've had violent thoughts where my brain presented me with the image of glassing someone, or shoving them under a crosstown bus, or taking an axe to them. I basically shrug at the movie my brain decided to show a trailer for rather than lean in, but I'm not sure that the only sort of intrusive thoughts are OCD related.

Grace Kim Kwon #fundie

“Too late. Most US children have access to the Holy Bible anyway.”
Yes, that’s because of the first amendment.
But the same amendment means you can’t use the Bible for a lecture in science or math. My wife did use it to try to explain the Divine Comedy, but as literature, not fact.
Also, a student can’t write a paper criticizing Evolution because of Genesis. Or, he can, but then he fails the assignment, and can’t claim religious freedom.

“Glad this is not 500 years ago in USA.”
There was no USA 500 years ago…

“Americans must honor God and repect their parents and grandparents and remember how USA's creators created America 400 years ago.”
Actually, I don’t have to honor god. Any gods.
I do respect my parents, but I don’t HAVE to, not if they’re abusive.
And the creators did not use Christainity to create America 250 years ago.

"Villains always prohibit the Holy Bible, but God makes His Word available to mankind. He did it much through the American Christians before the nation became Sodomic.”
Really, we wouldn’t be Sodomic until after God destroyed the whole place with fire, nu?

"If bad people hide something, it's the very thing mankind must know.”
I don’t think you can decide people are BAD because they ban the bible and then use ‘they ban the bible’ as a qualifier for how BAD they are. Teensy bit circular.

“Honest and sincere people read the entire text of the Holy Bible instead of choosing to be brainwashed by bad people.”
Read it. Wasn’t impressed.

“ Read the Holy Bible and educate yourself and break free from slavery.”
Read it. Wasn’t impressed. Still atheist, still love my gay son.

“It includes today's Americans, not just the people of yesteryears or foreign countries.”
No, it doesn’t. I read it.
It doesn’t even include my house.
If i built my house the way the Bible tells me to, it’d collapse under a winter’s snowfall.

Donald Trump #dunning-kruger #pratt #wingnut #conspiracy

gtbreddit1 #sexist #psycho

@Malingspann #259797

Well, it’s losers who WORK to get something that the women of the world OWE them.

seekingthething and lilafowler1 #transphobia #enbyphobia #dunning-kruger

TonyN #fundie

“Well, if humans came from apes then we should be backward compatible.”
I don’t see how you come to this conclusion.
The 10mm socket comes from 1/2inch sockets. Is a half-inch socket wrench compatible with a 10MM socket?
The English we speak today comes from Old English. Can two English speakers using Modern and Old English have a compatible conversation?
A 747 comes from the WRight Brothers’ plane. And we mount a 747 engine on a restoration of the Wright Brothers’ plane?

“You can made a dog with a wolf and a wolf with a dog. You can't mate a human with an ape or any of their genus i.e., monkies, chimps, orangutans, etc.”
Ah. But the apes we came from no longer exist. Even if we hadn’t speciated away from them, they’re all fossils, now.
Not proof of anything.

“Mankind did not evolve from monkeys or apes.”
Conclusion not spported by your example or anything in life, really.

macrohard #fundie

“[In response to another fundie asking the others if they think belief in aliens is going to be used to explain away the Rapture.]”
Actually, Satan.
I don’t think there will be a rapture. But if i’m wrong, there are a WHOLE bunch of people who think they’re Christains and elected that fraud rapist draft-dodging greedy racist pedophile thief grifter corrupt piece of shit who waves a bible around every so often, who are not going. And they’re going to be PISSED!
They’ll have to blame someone, and they’re not candidates for their own ire. OBVIOUSLY Satan, or the Jews, or the Liberals, woke, gays, perverts, transgenders, ACLU, or whoever contaminated the teachings they heard in Church (and then ignored), so they’re stuck here while I really think no more than ten people ascended.

DanHillman #fundie

“I am saying that ethics is a subset of theology.”
Ethics is treating other people as if they matter.
Theology is treating other people as if God matters.
Not the same.

"Politics also is a subset of theology.”
So, we can politically decide on religious freedom, including atheism, being a policy because of our belief in god? Doesn’t seem likely….

“All truth is God's truth.”
You’ve been wrong 2 in 2 times, why would I believe this?

“We have been created in the image of God.”
This would be the god you say owns all truth, but humans lie ALL the time? We’re in His image? Doesn’t seem likely…

"That is why murder is wrong. You might know "instinctively" that murder is wrong without thinking about the fact that you have been created in God's image,”
Hang on, hang on, murder would be wrong because the OTHER guy is created in God’s image.
GOD kills people all through the Bible

“but the reason you think so still comes down to the fact that you have been created in God's image - whether you think about that or not.”
That doesn’t make any sense. God’s a murderous honest being, I’m a lying liar who has never killed. There’s no overlap, here.

Dro #fundie

“Some things can not be explained by science.”
Sure.

“Take for example, rainbows. Rainbows are a mystery and you can not touch them, just like god.”
Rainbows aren’t a mystery. We can create them.

“Despite this fact, they are still there even though there is no scientific explanation for them.”
Do you not understand what refraction is?

“So next time you find yourself doubting your faith, think of god as a rainbow.”
God marches in gay pride parades!

“I know that this can be a difficult concept for some of you to grasp.”
No, it’s just incredibly stupid.

“It is just like air you can't see it but you know its there”
You never farted in the pool? YOu can see air, it’s the little bubbles where the water isn’t.
Now show me where I can see someone farting god?

Paul S. Taylor #fundie

“What do you do when your teacher is an evolutionist?”
I fear that ‘learn’ is not the right answer?’

“Before making a classroom presentation or paper, become as well-informed as possible about Creationism and the problems involved with Evolutionism.”
Okay. Study. Extra study. Study up that shit.
Because you can’t just learn about the science and walk away, you MUST use the education of the rest of your class as a political tool.

“In many public schools, there is a strong sensitivity against the expression of Christian religious beliefs in the classroom.”
In MY classroom, I have a strong sensitivity to people NOT DOING THE ASSIGNMENT. YOu want to turn your ‘five evidences of evolution’ report into a sermon on creationism, that’ll get you shut down AND an F for NOT DOING THE ASSIGNMENT.

"Students have more latitude than teachers on this point.”
No.

“However, in the classroom, students are usually wise to strictly limit their comments to scientific facts,"
Do you know any?

“Lend the teacher a good book on the subject,"
Pretty sure the school as a rule against proseltizing.

“especially one which maintains scientific objectivity.”
Scientific objectivity is how we get evolutionary theory, bozo.

“Organizations that offer advice or legal help to students or teachers facing discrimination due to their belief in Creation:”
You can believe what you want. Creation isn’t on the test.