“For instance, they quote other people's theories like it's their own personal religion,”
Sounds like the usual projection. You don’t understand evolution, so you assume it’s our religion.
“and they throw Latin phrases around like they're going out of style”
So, you’re often accused of logical fallacies, I take it?
"(They are, by the way. Take note.)”
They’re still useful and in use. Where’s the evidence that we’re going to stop using Latin?
“I actually had someone on here tell me that evolution was the correct theory and that "a theory is something that is generally regarded as fact".”
Yeah, pretty much. The way ‘science’ uses theory, anyway.
“Oh really? Because creationism and evolutionism are both THEORIES.”
This is not a refutation of the above use of theory. No wonder you get labeled as using fallacies a lot.
"Both Christian and evolutionist tools are warring on a stupid web site about something that only affects them after they die.”
Wow, that’s wrong. It’s evolution vs. creationism, and there are plenty of Christains who accept evolution. And the science of evolutionary theory has had quite a few impacts. Got your flu shots this season?
"Live your life, believe what you want to, but I'm going to cover all bases by believing in Christianity.”
Kind of a Speed-Reading version of Pascal’s Wager, then?
“If there isn't a God (there is),”
What an enlightened way to process a hypothetical question… Taking a commercial break to show that the hypothetical is wrong.
"The fact that atheists have no comprehension of an afterlife (and the fact that the absence of such doesn't disturb them) is proof that they waste the time they have on Earth by squandering it looking to prove evolution is real.”
Again, you’re mixing apples and oranges. Proving an afterlife does not disprove evolution. And verse-vica.
“Get off your self righteous f ucking high horse”
Nearest example of a self-righteous fucking high horse is just above this, see also: If there isn't a God (there is).
""religion killed so many people", but so did Hitler.”
Hitler was trying to be a good Catholic.
"Christianity is more progressive than atheism because we don't want to/have to prove jack.”
That’s not progressive, that’s just pompous.