I kinda wish you attack my mom, just so she can take out her complete unmercifully rage filled anger against her brother out on you. You wont do any damage, but if you are lucky enough, she would only MOSTLY kill you.
I assure you, fucking women would no longer be an option or an issue for you, if you understand what I'm hinting at... after all, my mother has thrown rocks at grizzly bears and survived shit that would kill most people.