Michael Baxter #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut realrawnews.com

A disruptive Hillary Clinton was placed in lockdown at GITMO following a series of incidents in which the former Secretary of State spat on guards, defecated on the floor of her cell, assaulted U.S. military personnel, and, in her witch’s cackle, hurled obscenities indefatigably at staff and fellow inmates, said a source familiar with Clinton’s arrest and incarceration at the world’s most infamous detention center.
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“She even bit a guard on the arm. The guy had to get a tetanus vaccination,” our source said. “Two days later, though, she had another transmogrification. She all of a sudden became laconic and withdrawn. She sat in a corner of her cell with her knees drawn up against her chest and shook uncontrollably, quaking like an animal and frothing at the mouth.”

Guards sedated Clinton and brought her to the infirmary, where the facility’s sole physician made an alarming discovery: the saggy skin on her left forearm was dotted with pinpricks like one might expect to find on a heroin addict.
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Some circles believe that the most potent and purest forms of adrenochrome are harvested from frightened young children, then injected or administered via infusion into a recipient as a euphoric, recreational drug that allegedly has anti-aging properties. It appeared as if Clinton had been a frequent recipient of the pharmacological cocktail.

“The bitch was going through withdrawal. Who knows how long she was shooting that shit into her veins to prolong her unnatural life? It had to be the adrenochrome. They tested her for every known narcotic under the sun—all negative,” our source said.

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