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Mack Major #fundie facebook.com

Until a person becomes born-again he or she is under the thought process of demonic spirits. Because until you get genuinely saved you basically operate from a demon's way of thinking. And how you think is what governs your life and how you ultimately live.

"We know that we are children of God and that the world around us is under the control of the evil one." 1 John 5:19

"If the Good News we preach is hidden behind a veil, it is hidden only from people who are perishing. Satan, who is the god of this world, has blinded the minds of those who don’t believe. They are unable to see the glorious light of the Good News. They don’t understand this message about the glory of Christ, who is the exact likeness of God." 2 Corinthians 4:3-4

No matter how nice or graceful we imagine ourselves to be: we even parent from a demonic perspective. The scriptures declare:

"As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one..." Romans 3:10

Jesus Himself even stated: "If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!" Matthew 7:11

Jesus basically called even the best parent an evil parent: because until one comes into a dynamic born-again REAL encounter with the living resurrected Jesus: that person still carries the wicked, evil and demented mindset of demons.

See, you have to understand that from the day you were born you've been mentored by an evilness that controls the mindset and way of thinking of everyone in the world. And it remains this way for you until you fully surrender your life - including your mind - to Jesus Christ. Especially your mind! Because your mind is the controlling factor for how you think, act, treat others, treat yourself, and for how you live.

Even when we are born-again we still must go through the lifelong process of renewing our minds. We do this by literally being brainwashed; not in a bad negative way. But in a good way. The right way. After all:

if your brain has been steeped in filth and darkness its entire existence, washing it is exactly what's needed. And you wash your mind by listening to the Word of God - the Bible - and allowing it to teach you how to live, act and be.

By allowing your mind to go through the metamorphosis of total transformation under the brilliant cleansing light of God's Word, you prepare yourself to be a Kingdom citizen of the Most High, and a person God can trust with His true riches.

Get into His word! Become studious - addicted even - to reading and devouring the scriptures. You know you are undergoing the type of transformational positive brainwashing I'm speaking of here when you find yourself crazy-addicted to studying the Bible. You can't get enough of it, no matter how many times or how often you've read it.

That's the kind of addiction God wants you to have; an addiction to hearing what God has to say.

"O God, You are my God; I shall seek You earnestly; My soul thirsts for You, my flesh yearns for You, In a dry and weary land where there is no water." Psalm 63:1

That's the place we all need to strive to get to: where God becomes our fix and our addiction! God wants to do a clean, complete work in your life. And He wants to start today. Will you let Him?

UK Korean Friendship Association #fundie facebook.com

More anti-DPRK hysterical warmongering from the British government this time from Defence Secretary Michael Fallon who claims DPRK nuclear missiles will be able to reach Britain in a few months time. Again UK KFA condemns these anti-DPRK histrionics and jingoism . Britain is not considered a sworn enemy of the DPRK , it is the US and Japan that are considered to be sworn enemies of the DPRK .

The DPRK nukes will target the US , not Britain . If Fallon, May , Johnson are so worried about the security of Britain that they should make sure Britain stays out of Korea and does not prop up US warmongering as it did in Iraq and Afghanistan

UK Korean Friendship Association #fundie facebook.com

Stop the War Coalition (STWC) held a meeting on the tense situation on the Korean peninsula . From a KFA viewpoint the meeting was a bit hmm to say the least . The problem with STWC is that they believe in excluding and marginalising any pro DPRK , pro Juche view point .(KFA did offer to send a speaker but this was declined ) One of the positives of the meeting was that the warmongering and hype of the British media , including so-called 'liberal ' papers like the 'Guardian ' .They were some attempts to explain the context of the DPRK nuclear programme , it was correctly pointed out the US introduced nuclear weapons on to the Korean peninsula in 1957.

However where the meeting went seriously off track and ended up justifying US imperialism was when two of the speakers parroted the claim of the US to have withdrawn nuclear weapons from the Korean peninsula in early 1990s,. The US had deployed up to 1750 nuclear weapons in south Korea at one time and the figure averages at around 1,000. The US took a NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY stance towards nuclear weapons in south Korea after 1991 . Evidence revealed to the south Korean ' national assembly ' has shown that they are still there . It is deplorable that STWC echoed US imperialist propaganda on this point.
Veteran fake Leftist and DPRK basher Tariq Ali was relatively restrained but managed to tell a silly and ludicrous story that Benazir Bhutto had given the DPRK nuclear weapons and had taken them to the DPRK on her presidential plane !!! (Blimey !) .

Those speakers who put the DPRK nuclear programme into its historical context did not mention the use of biological weapons during the Korean War . None of the speakers mentioned the Juche idea and the DPRK's spirit of anti-imperialist independence during their presentations but tended to portray the DPRK as a puppet or client of the USSR-Russia and China .

One speaker wrongly claimed that the DPRK decided to develop nuclear weapons after the fall of the USSR , ignoring the fact that the DPRK was never part of the USSR's 'nuclear umbrella' nor was it a Warsaw pact member . Generally a few of the speakers came across as being part of the " I love Russia and China " brigade and supported the idea of these countries forcing the DPRK to disarm . UK KFA reject the idea , regardless of where it comes from , that the DPRK should disarm ,

Matt Bombers #fundie facebook.com

so 70 year old with an 18 year old is fine but a 70 year with a 17 year old and he is a sick bastard lol Age is only a number that we have made up to say that's ok... some countries girls as young as 10 can get married and I'm sure they think that's ok cause that's what they have come up with and grown up with so it's the norm. The ones who go off their head about this is probably the pedophile trying to hide. If you have balls you admit the truth about her being hot but choose not to act because it is against the law.

Matt Bombers #fundie facebook.com

lol so u think a girl is hot cause she looks older... u ask her age, she lies and says 18.... so obviously u still think she's hot... go out, eventually sleep together, then she springs it on u that she lied and that she's actually 14.... ur attraction disappears? I think u are trying to convince ur self that u would never find a girl underage attractive. As Ive said in my previous post, if the age limit was let's say 16 over the last 200 years and u grew up knowing this, then u wouldn't know any different and would definitely find a 16 year old attractive. Society has just brain washed u, with the law being what it is, u just have to not act against the law, but u shouldn't act so high and mighty cause it just shows ur in denial. Also some 18 year olds definitely shouldn't be making sexual decisions because of their maturity and some 15 year olds are definitely more grown up. Same with puberty, it hits some girls earlier which means they look 18+.... the law is just there to cater for the 'majority' of cases, but it doesn't mean it is right 100% of the time....

Mack Major #fundie facebook.com

Y'all leave Joel Osteen alone! In fact, leave megachurches and their pastors alone period! Funny how no one bothered all those Hindu temples that are in Houston, asking them to take in refugees. Nor all of those hotels! And what about all those giant Catholic churches, Orthodox churches, Buddhist temples or mosques?

And lets not forget all the nightclubs! I'm willing to bet not one strip club opened their doors to allow displaced Harvey victims to camp out there during the flood. Bunch of hypocrites!

You only attack Osteen's church because he's got the biggest prettiest church in the country; and most of you all go to little run-down churches that's been collecting money for that "building fund" for decades - and ain't built that new sanctuary yet! Or you don't even go to church at all.

Even other pastors jumped in on the attacks - yet I'm willing to bet none of those pastors were willing to pay out of their pockets to put displaced Harvey victims in hotel rooms for a few weeks.

Let's stop the preacher-hate. It's gotten old and tired. Especially when it comes from other so-called Christians. It's too late in the hour for that mess. Christians are the only religious organization in the world that attacks and devours its own members!

Instead of acting like an army of Christ controlled by the Holy Spirit, we act more like an army of mindless zombies controlled by social media!

But that goes back to the whole 'wheat vs tares' thing. There's a whole lot of tares growing alongside the wheat, trying to fake folks out by pretending to be something they're not. But don't worry: reaping season is coming! And woe unto those who thought they were wheat all this time, when they were really nothing more than weeds and tares!

There's gonna be a whole lot of funny looks on peoples faces when they stand before Jesus on judgment day, acting like they're the best of friends: and Jesus starts shading folks for their shady activities and behavior towards other Christians! *see Matthew 7:15-23

How can you tell the tares from the wheat? Easy: you can tell by their fruits. Are they busy attacking, smearing and trying to uproot other folks in the church - or are they too busy producing good works to be bothered by the unrighteous criticisms of others?

Sacha Traviata #fundie facebook.com

All trans have a sexual dynamic in the sex change.

Sex is used to pee and for sexuality. Only 2 uses. If you do not pee and never have sex with yourself or with other = you do not see a sex.

So trans have a dangerous and cost surgery just to not be able to pee standing, a thing that all women dream to be capable to do ?!

No, they do it for sex. Even more when they claim to be lesbian as they know no lesbian want a trans with a dyke and they hope some lesbian would want them with a fake pussy.

Daniel J. Morales #fundie facebook.com

!On a meme about calling the cops on a paedophile friend]

Only a shitty friend does some shit like that

[Various people call him out]

Im guessing you ALL started feelings of infatuation or sexuality at age 18 or 20 ?? HAHAHAHA 14 to 16 is the age it all starts you're all fucking ridiculous are you gonna sit there and tell me my Dad is wrong or sick for having my two new baby sisters with a woman that is 10 years younger than him ?

The founding Fathers were getting with 14 year olds

Youre all fucking brainwashed to the point that ... You can't even see how brainwashed you are

What about 70 year old rich dudes sugar daddying 18 year olds and shit ?? ILL WAIT

Katie murphy #fundie facebook.com

I am the only person on earth, that really knows just what God is really like. God promised in the bible that he wanted no person to perish or die lost without salvation. but, I am the only person on this earth that has the baptism of the holy ghost, or god inside body. the bible required this. the bible say, if any man have not the spirit of Christ, he is none of his. therefore, God promised to save you, but, god won't, God lied to you, deceived whole world. god is a deceiving spirit. God is a tricking, and trouble making spirit. God wanted to see people harmed. God is an evil spirit that people call on, or conjur up, and when God is inside your body, or present in your life, then the destruction of you, has begun. now tell sweet Jesus to kneel before you. allow god to serve you day and night. this is to lure you to God. after you come, then god will began stripping your assets, detroying your job and marriage, and lastly, attacking your body. don't allow God to lure you to the God-game. this is, lure, destroy. shame on you sweet Jesus. now God is getting a taste of his own medicine. it is time for God to be exposed.

Eden Decoded #fundie facebook.com

Voodoo is a religion of slavery. Voodoo led Blacks into slavery, and Christianity led Blacks to freedom. This is why right now in America, you can tell who's free and who's not. Blacks who are still bound by poverty are still under the power of witchcraft.

Anonymous #fundie facebook.com

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A deaf baby hears for the first time.
Thousands of hours of patient experimentation went into this. Science is glory.

accurate headline:
hearing parent doesnt how to deal with deaf baby and decides their life for them without their knowledge or consent

Chance Furlong #sexist facebook.com

I am a perpetually caffeinated incontinent fuck who hates the world and pisses himself on occasion while stalking random Pakistani girls.

YOU WHORSES AND SKANKASAURUSES WANT TO DATE THAT?!

Fuck me.....

All The Worlds A Stage #conspiracy facebook.com

The eclipse is a CGI, project Bluebeam, man made event. Playing out Revelation.. the tribulation.

Just as The Catholic church/Whore of Babylon is teaching. All a part of The strong Delusion and coming "alien" (fallen angels and demons masquerading as "extra" Terrestrials) event.

Leading man to the Mark of the beast, with their "lying signs and wonders."

Once more.. the signs in the sun, the moon and the stars are for Israel and the "elite" are carrying out their age old plan to play out Revelation.

2 Timothy 2:15King James Version (KJV)

15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth..
and you will understand this FACT!

Gerald Mitchell #racist facebook.com

[Responding to people joking about time travelling to stop Trump's birth]

I'd protect him cause his son will be the savior of this great country because a half breed thinking he's full black took 8 years to fuck up our great country

Emily Thomes #fundie facebook.com


"In a Heartbeat" is a new animated short film that's making its way across the internet presently. I watched it for the first time this morning and was actually really moved by the project. It depicts two boys, probably middle school age; one is being "outed by his heart" for the other. The conclusion is their realization that they share similar feelings for one another, despite what onlookers may be feeling towards such feelings.
I was struck as I watched the film because of how the heart of the first character is pulling him throughout the entire film. This is what God warns about countless times in scripture. Our hearts are "deceitful above all things, and desperately sick" (Jeremiah 17:9). Left unrestrained by the gospel and His saving work in us, our hearts will always lead us into sin.
Each and every person is born with a heart that is hard and cold to God. We are born with a bent towards sin and in opposition to God. Believers refer to this as a 'sin nature.' It's why we must be born again. We need a heart transplant that enables us to love God before ourselves and to daily choose to obey Him and not whatever whim our heart attempts to drag us towards.
This life is full of things that promise us happiness: money, relationships, popularity, and a number of other idols. True joy and peace comes only from knowing Jesus as Lord, and with that comes a new life where Jesus, not our sinful hearts, calls the shots. If we're being led by our hearts and not His Spirit, we can expect only heartache and emptiness in this life but much worse than that, we can expect the righteous wrath of God who will not overlook sin (Acts 17:30).
To be of this world and it's ways- drunkenness, sexual immorality (opposite sex couple who are unmarried or same sex couples), idolatry, etc- is to make oneself an enemy of the God who hates the wicked (Psalm 5:5). Forsake your sins while you are able and turn to Jesus for life and forgiveness. He can make even the vilest offender new. How shall we escape if we neglect such a great salvation (Hebrews 2:3)?

Death #fundie facebook.com

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JUST FOR THE RECORD CONFEDERATE SOLDIERS, SAILORS AND MARINES IN THE CIVIL WAR WERE MADE U.S. VETERANS BY AN ACT OF CONGRESS IN 1957. U.S. PUBLIC LAW 85-425 Sec. 410 APPROVED 23 MAY 1958. THIS MADE ALL CONFEDERATE ARMY, NAVY AND MARINE VETERANS EQUAL TO U.S. VETERANS. ADDITIONALLY, UNDER U.S. PUBLIC LAW 810, APPROVED BY THE 17th. CONGRESS ON 26 FEBRUARY, 1929 THE WAR DEPARTMENT WAS DIRECTED TO ERECT HEADSTONES AND RECOGNIZE CONFEDERATE GRAVESITES AS U.S. GRAVESITES. IN ESSENCE, WHEN YOU REMOVE A CONFEDERATE STATUE, YOU ARE IN FACT REMOVING A STATUE , MONUMENT OR HEADSTONE OF A UNITED STATES VETERAN !!!!

Omar Ocegueda #conspiracy facebook.com

[In response to someone asking what evidence flat earthers would accept in regards to the Earth being round.]

nobody not even nasa can "actually" provide any evidence proving the ball earth because the earth is flat. So because the earth is flat it's physically impossible to put forward a solid argument or end all discussion of the fact we have a flat earth without using fake cgi images and fake videos of so called astronots in a pool. The evidence proving that the earth is flat is all solid using simple common sense. But unfortunately for some people it's easier to believe a lie than to believe they've been lied to all along.

Eden Decoded #fundie facebook.com

To be a Liberal Democrat is to be anti-Christ. Check your history. Since Roman antiquity, Liberals have fought against and crucified Christians. Nothing new under the sun. Democratic party seeks to completely destroy the Christian values of the Republican Party.

Mack Major #fundie facebook.com

When I first came into Christianity, I was introduced to a poor suffering Jesus. He was presented to me as the 'camel through the eye of the needle-rich man hating' Jesus. 'The birds have nests foxes have holes' Jesus.

Basically, I was shown a very poor impoverished version of Jesus Christ. And I believed it. People told me you can't have God and mammon, so I rejected mammon and gladly served God instead.

But then my bills started stacking up. I couldn't always afford to buy the things I needed. Sometimes my belly growled and I couldn't satisfy the hunger.

My clunker of a car kept breaking down; and because money was so tight I couldn't afford a real mechanic shop to get my car fixed at. So I settled for the jack-legged mechanic instead: which always necessitated me needing to get twice the amount of repairs.

I found myself battling through bouts of evictions and homelessness: all while serving God to the best of my ability. It didn't take me long to figure out the obvious:

Something was wrong. I guess sleeping in your car at a truck stop for a week can make things a bit plainer.

So after many frustrating months I went before God in fasting, Bible study and prayer to find out the answer. And that's when I discovered that I didn't know the real Jesus!

See, I had met Jesus the savior. And I had met Jesus the Lord. But I had yet to meet Jesus Christ the wealthy Ruler and King, possessor of all wealth and riches in Heaven and Earth.

I had yet to meet the rich Jesus: the millionaire Jesus. Let me share something with you that'll help you if you can receive it:

Jesus will only be as real to you as you are willing to receive Him. Another way of putting this is to say you will only experience Jesus and His powerful capabilities depending on what you believe He's capable of doing for you personally.

Accept a limited view of Jesus and you'll only experience a limited version of Him. But take those limits off and you'll get the full total Jesus experience!

This is why Paul told the Philippians: "But MY God shall supply all your need according to His riches in glory through Christ Jesus." Philippians 4:19

Why did He refer to 'my' God - thus personalizing Him - instead of saying 'our' God? Weren't they serving the same God? The answer is yes and no.

See, the Philippians had an idea or concept about who God was that was based on limitations they had placed on God due to their own limited beliefs. So they were serving a very limited version of God when it came to their finances.

But Paul had a different more unlimited idea about God - his own personal version of our Heavenly Father based on his own concepts and experiences with God. He was introducing this more powerful, richer aspect of God to the people he wrote to, in order to bolster their faith to expect God to do more for them too.

We serve a really big God! So why do you limit Him when it comes to your finances? Why do you put brakes on a brake-less God by trying to limit His unlimited ability?

You cannot really put brakes on God; but you can limit what He does for you personally in your life. Doubt is the equivalent of putting brakes on Him. But faith takes the limits off and allows God to fully be God in your life.

It's time to stretch your concept about God: especially as it relates to finances. Jesus The Millionaire is an ebook I wrote that does just that. It helps you identify the limitations you've placed on God concerning money by introducing you to a more complete version of Jesus: one without the man-made restrictions.

And it will help you to eliminate those hindrances so your finances can start growing immediately. The number one way Satan attacks believers is through their concepts about money (sex is a close runner-up).

Therefore to avoid the wiles of the enemy you must understand what the Bible has to say about money and finances, and how the devil uses mis-applied interpretations of scripture to keep Christians in bondage to money problems.

Get free today by getting to know the rich "millionaire" Jesus! And take the limits off of God by downloading your copy of Jesus The Millionaire. In light of recent attacks against my own finances I've started reading it again. And its truths are absolutely powerful and liberating!

Mack Major #fundie facebook.com

Sexual vampires are real. And far too many people are having their life's energy drained from them due to ungodly sexual encounters they had with people that were under a strong demonic influence.

The Bible warns us that the thief (Satan and demonic spirits) come to steal, kill and destroy. This is not a joke. There are dark demonic spirits loose in this world that are constantly seeking for their next unwitting victim.

Perhaps that victim is you. You've tied your body and your soul to something evil; and now that evil has started manifesting in your life in ways you've never imagined.

Jesus wants to set us free from every form of darkness in our lives. But more often than not His liberating power is being rejected by those who need it most due to ignorance, misleading teachings on the subject of sexual sin, or through willful neglect and rejection of His power.

It's time to rid yourself of those sexual vampires today! You need to read the ebook "Hedonism: Destroying Demonic Sexual Strongholds." Get it ASAP! Do not delay!

Your eternal freedom could very well depend on the powerful message in this ebook.

Available now at edendecoded.com/books/hedonism

Chance Furlong #sexist facebook.com

I'd sell my ass to take a tire iron to her face; in a combo. Aside from the exceptions, I'd murder all white women.

"California gurls, WE'RE FUCKING TERRIBLE!"
Ugly, cheap, plastic as fuck!
Cumshot mouths, high dick-counts
California gurls, we're unnacceptable
Total failur, genocide justified!

James Hill #fundie facebook.com

And yes, their children should be seized as religion before the age of 7 should be seen as a form of child abuse. The brain, before age 7 is incapable of distinguishing between a story that they are told is true and is, and a story they are told is true but isn't, and obviously so.

Once it gets in there and engrained every week, it becomes a thought virus, forcing its illogical substance onto every thought that goes through the head of that child. This has been proven through extensive medical imaging.

Mack Major #fundie #mammon facebook.com

And just when you thought it was over...

The devil is sometimes allowed to attack. But he's not allowed to win - so long as we stay in faith and keep our eyes on Jesus Christ. He can slow us down a bit, but he cannot stop us. He can hinder but he cannot defeat us.

This has been an unprecedented time of spiritual warfare and attack in my life personally, and in the lives of those who help me with Eden Decoded that has lasted for more than a year now.

We've been attacked by witches, satanists, covens, occultists, black people, white people, Hispanic people, BGLO's, newspapers, websites, the Huffington Post, political writers, secular music artists, misguided ministers, psuedo-prophets and prophetesses, fake Christians, social media giants like Facebook and Twitter: the list goes on.

When you fight against the devil and demons, please expect them to fight back!

I learned this lesson from my own father, watching him cast demons out of people ever since I was a young boy. Then I watched days and weeks later as he went through all types of hellfire and warfare in his business, finances and his own personal life.

This IS war! And too often Christians forget that we don't get saved to go on spiritual picnics or sabbaticals. We get saved to disavow our citizenship in Satan's kingdom, and to become permanent members of the Kingdom of Jesus Christ.

When we said yes to Jesus we said 'later' to the devil! When we became friends of the cross we become instant enemies of the powers of darkness that were defeated by the cross.

Though this warfare has been intense, the support of those sent by God to stand with us in this hour has equally been unprecedented.

Thank you to all who heard our request for help, and who gave to get Eden Decoded back up and running again! We're baaaack!

And to those who gloated, sent us nasty celebratory emails reveling in our site being down and offline - better get a refund on that victory dance because we're up and running again with full steam ahead! ??

Thanks again to everyone who gave. You will never know how much you've helped. Only God truly knows: therefore what you did in secret I pray that God rewards you for openly, in the way and manner that He sees fit. God bless you immensely.

Now back to churning out these books and articles!

Susan Cruise #fundie facebook.com

[On if trans women should disclose their transness to their dates]

A vegan orders a vegan meal and ends up with a steak. A man consents to a sexual encounter with a woman and ends up with a bloke. Don't both have equal right to be pissed about it?

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