[From "Crusader Kings 3 Update Will Include Faggot “Marriage”"]
This makes a lot of sense, because when you read the Steam reviews for Crusader Kings 3, like about 70% of the reviews are downvoting the game because it doesn’t have anal marriage
Paradox is just giving the people what they ask for, which is the duty of any company inside of capitalism and freedom democracy human rights
Paradox Development Studio, the company behind the widely acclaimed historical grand strategy game ‘Crusader Kings 3’, has announced that a same-sex marriage option will be included in the next free update, following backlash and accusations of homophobia over game mechanics that prevented players from forming official homosexual relationships#
This follows the very popular addition of man-on-man hardcore rimjobs to Assassin’s Creed
Again, that was a situation where the fans of the game were like “we need more gay sex!”
The devs were like “we hate faggots and don’t want to put this gay shit in our games, but we have to do it because otherwise no one will buy our products anymore”
The solution to getting more and more gay anal ramming and also gay rimming into video games is to simply demand it. Don’t buy games unless they have a key focus on homosexual acts of sodomy
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