Paula White #fundie #crackpot

Paula White #fundie #crackpot lgbtqnation.com

Donald Trump’s spiritual adviser Paula White delivered a flamboyantly passionate prayer for “angels” to help Trump to win.

She works herself into a trance and starts speaking in tongues, and then declares: “For angels have even been dispatched from Africa right now. Africa right now. From Africa right now. They’re coming here. They’re coming here. In the name of Jesus, from South America. They’re coming here. They’re coming here.”

She repeats that “angelic reinforcement” is coming from South America and Africa but, apparently, not Asia, Europe, Australia, or Antarctica.

25 comments

She works herself into a trance and starts speaking in tongues, and then declares: “For angels have even been dispatched from Africa right now. Africa right now. From Africa right now. They’re coming here. They’re coming here

Henry Hill (Ray Liotta): 'And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like':

Jimmy Two Times (Anthony Powers): 'I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.'

-"Goodfellas"

Yeah. Well, apart from trying to grow a second set of teeth, tongue, trachea & larynx like a Xenomorph to be actually able to speak with your tongue, don't say you weren't warned when Reality whacks ya!

...and twice, too.

To be fair, the southern hemisphere is in more need of divine intervention.

And should he lose would that mean god didn't want him winning, or prayers don't work or there are other gods who said no?

@Conscience #63689

In my experience, Biden becoming President means God decided to chasten His bride for our sins, a notion that totally didn’t come from BDSM fantasies.

That, or Trump lost on purpose because it’s all part of his plan to take down the pedophiles or something.

They’re coming here. In the name of Jesus, from South America.

Hang on… did those angels fill out the proper forms to enter the country?

A member of Donald Trump’s inner circle encouraged illegal immigrants to try to rig the election!

Donald Trump’s spiritual adviser Paula White delivered a flamboyantly passionate prayer for “~~angel~~demons” to help Trump to win.

So, in other words, Trump cannot win wihtout external powers meddling in the elections? Got it.

I really wish reputable news sources would call what happens like it is.

"Paula White works herself into a trance and starts spouting gibberish, then declares..."

She's not speaking in tongues. They NEVER speak in tongues. The whole point of the Pentecost miracle was everyone could understand the apostles, and in their native tongue no less.

This is them just spouting gibberish as performance art to con people.

Even angels hate Pig Vomit. What does that tell you, you peroxided thieving grifter?

Did she specify which angels exactly? Fun fact: Lucifer is technically also an angel.

Well, guess them angels got hold up at the border. Shoulda called them North European and GB angels that could have flown in without a visa, maybe? And why would you want help from “bad hombres” angels anyway?

Angels are not US citizens, they are resident in the Kingdom of Heaven. Paula White is inviting agents of a foreign power to interfere in her own country’s election process. I hope that Michael or Gabriel will issue a categorical denial of any wrong-doing.

Honey, it wont be Angels that will answer that prayer.

Rev. white is right: only a miracle could enable Trump to win.

@JeanP #63744

only a miracle could enable Trump to win.

I agree with the sentiment, but miracles tend to be GOOD things, just sayin’…

So when I'm lying in my bed
Voices running through my head
And I feel the election’s dead
I'm loving angels instead
- apologies to Robbie Williams

@Citizen_Justin #63739

Inviting foreign agents to interfere in an election ain’t nothin’ new stateside.

@Tilver #63717

She's not speaking in tongues. They NEVER speak in tongues. The whole point of the Pentecost miracle was everyone could understand the apostles, and in their native tongue no less.

In all fairness to some of these nutters, I’ve heard them mutter accented syllables and claim it was French from the Lord. Once you reach the ‘this-gibberish-is-actually-god-talking’ level of weirdness and delusion, anything is possible.

The Angels then took all that prayer power and gave it to Biden instead. Deity don’t like ugly.

@Tilver #63717

Exactly.

And to think I once fell into that crap.

Damn Paula even with foreign interference like that he still lost

Apparently, this is her. Is that really supposed to be a sermon, or is it some kind of rap slam-poetry? In either case, it’s awful.

I guess the angels and god didn't want Trump to win. Then again for a believer to see messages from god, I'm surprised so few Christians didn't ever consider god wanted Trump out and was trying to show them through his impeachment followed by Impeachment 2: Karma strikes back, his inept handling of Covid as well as others god was shouting he is against that and possibly put trump in office but not for reasons the right wing didn't consider.

Paula White #fundie #crackpot lgbtqnation.com

25 comments

Confused?