[From "Where is the Trumpslide?"]
In Germany , apparently:
The Germany server data shows Trump landslide: 410-128
Watch the video. Rep. Gohmert of Texas directly addresses what may be the real election results and states that Trump even won California and Minnesota.
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Link goes to a suspended Twitter account, what a surprise. BTW my mate Richard’s server (in England) has proof that the US election was actually won by Eric Cartman, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it Vox.
"And he won Mars! And God! And the Super Friends!"
When you're relying on Gomer, notorious as the dumbest member of Congress, it's time to give up. Of course it was time to you to give up Nov. 4 or 5, but we didn't expect you to accept Shitler's downfall right away.
That's it: scramble for the last few particles of straw dust in the futile hope that Reality will somehow bend to your FAIL... er, I mean 'Faith' while you sink faster than the Bismarck.
Where is your 'God-Emperor' now, VD...?!
And I just happen to have it on good authority from my sister’s friend’s mother’s housekeeper’s nephew’s secret servers that neither Trump nor Biden won the US election but rather Lord Kurozumi Orochi did to turn the entire US into a weapons manufactering plant (aka, not much difference there) to conquer the world alongside his loyal ally Kaido!
Now that I have said it, it must be canon!
The data they’re talking about is the exit polls from early on election day. Reminder that exit polls only cover in-person voting, which was more conservative than normal this year. And the ones from early in the day were probably mostly from retirees. According to that, Trump “won” everything except Washington, Oregon, Colorado, Illinois, New York, and most of the New England states.
I knew Vox was a flaming dumbass, but to believe anything that falls out of Louie Gohmert’s trap makes one an idiot of immeasurable proportions.
Pig Vomit will never get the west coast, nor the NE states. We hate him that much.
The Germany server data shows Trump landslide: 410-128
I think I saw that on reddit, wasn’t it just a picture from the site “270toWin”, the site where you can click on a map of the US and change the outcome of each state’s electoral vote to make up all kinds of hypothetical scenarios? They even left the website’s logo in the picture they posted, like no one was gonna catch on…
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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