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We incels have inherited the legacy of Jesus

I hate the church and Christianity, but Jesus was one of us

He died a virgin, was rejected by his own community, rebelled against Jews and the government. Taught societal rejects to "Turn the other cheek", cause there's no point in going ER. We should renounce this world and LDAR. Just give up. This world is a disloyal hoe

Successful, good looking, rich Christians should just die. They are the complete antithesis of Jesus

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“He died a virgin,”
Are you SURE? He kissed his disciples a LOT…
The rest of this is just typical ‘woe-is-me’ incel missing the entire point of just about everything.

We incels have inherited the legacy of Jesus

…Excuse you!?

I mean, I’m an atheist and even I’m offended by this level of blasphemy!

Pretty sure Jesus wasn't a whiny little shit who hated women and blamed everyone else for his own failings.

@Lucilius #143469
Uhhhhhhhhhhh…
Have you read the story of Noah’s Flood?
God as an incel makes a LOT Of sense with that one.
Also, come to think of it, all the misogynistic rules for women… “Childbirth will FUCKING HURT because it’s YOUR fault we’re here!”
“You’re in quarantine during your monthly because it’s icky and i don’t wanna think about it!”
“If a man rapes a girl, he gets to buy her but he has to pay Dad the full virgin price, because no one else will want her.”
“If a man rapes a girl in the city and she doesn’t scream loud enough to get help, put her to death with the rapist. See above rationale.”

Good heavens, it’s so clear, now.

@Lucilius #143469

He also at least once yells at a random olive tree for not giving fruit outside of its season. The original character, as described was not all that well mentally balanced either.

I hate the church and Christianity, but Jesus was one of us
He died a virgin

...as it is written? If so, then "The Da Vinci Code" is Truth too.

Don't read said Dan Brown book - least of all watch the Tom Hanks Film it's based on - if you value more than just your entire 'argument', little manbaby.

<@KeithInc.> #143470

I know, the Christian line is that Jehovah=Jesus. But they're clearly not the same characters.

@Skide #143471

That's not only an outlier, it's not even directed at a person. I suspect the author was trying to make some esoteric point that's now lost.

Thanks for turning such a dumb original post into such a hilarious thread. :)

I’m sure Jesus at least managed to create a religion after working as a carpenter; I don’t see your kind able to even wipe their dirty asses.

@Lucilius #143480
No, but maybe it’s like my Roommate in the Navy. Drunk Mike was VERY different character from Sober Mike. (Full disclosure, Drunk Keith is just Keith at full intensity and volume)

So, you have God, celestial incorporeal misogynist, all alone, maybe the ultimate dickless incel.
Who came to Earth as Jesus, got laid at least once, or drunk, or high, and saw things differently?

@Lucilius #143481
Still Jesus has dark side. Revelation is a good example.

<@KeithInc.> #143530
Yeah Christianity is very confusing. God and Jesus are supposed to be the same, but one verse said he standing next to his Father in heaven. According to Christians, Jesus is standing right next to himself. That’s why I don’t believe in the trinity or that monster god is Jesus or his Father. I just think God, Jesus and Holy Spirit just act as one, but are separate entities.

Uh Jesus was never mention doing all of that stuff. Maybe in extra biblical stuff, but most will say it’s not canon. However how do we know which is canon and which isn’t? No proof that the Bible is God’s words. For all Christians know the real God and his son created earth, but left and a lower god taking over.

@Kingesly #143628

Unless you were already around, welcome to FSTDT.

My dad, a Jehovah's Witness (nontrinitarian), but who was born into Catholicism, often told me: that's why trinity is a "great mystery"! :)

I’m a bit late, but whatever. To the people who are saying that Jesus is Yahweh or Jehovah. I don’t buy that. Christians teaches that there is only one God, but some Bible verses mentions many gods. Besides if there’s no other god then why be jealous? Jesus and that god seem to have very different personalities and beliefs such as Jesus taught against eye for an eye. He was teaching what’s in his Father’s will.

<@KeithInc.> #143530

I don’t buy that. This god and Jesus have different opinions such as this god believes in eye for an eye. Previously mention I point out that the Bible mentions there are many gods, so Jesus and that god can be two different gods. Gnosis seem to think so. Whoever this god is he doesn’t seem to be Jesus or his Father.

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