The King James Version of the Bible is the true inerrant Word of God in English, in all 66 books of the proper canon. This is the only true English Textus Receptus based version of the Bible in English, and is pure and uncorrupted from modern "scholarship" which plagues the New "King James Version" which is a trojan horse to get Bible believing Baptists to accept modern innovations and heresies.
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The Knight Jams Version of the Bubble is the true inerrant Word of Gourd in English, in all 66 books of the proper cannon. This is the only true English Tree Tux Suspect based version of the Bubble in English and is pure and unmodern from corrupted "Cola ships" which plagues the New "Knight Jams Version" which is a trojan horse to get Bubble believing Bath Stripes to accept modern inventions and AI horses.
I never got this “reasoning”. The King James version is clearly NOT the OG version, and it was a variation of a translation made centuries after the OG writers had died in a language that didn’t quite exist back then yet. And rewritten by people with their own bias and motives.
How in the actual HELL can the KJ version then POSSIBLY be the “most pure and uncorrupted” version? In the name of all that is logical, it simply doesn’t compute for me.
@Timjer #203828
“In the name of all that is logical, it simply doesn’t compute for me.”
Logic has nothing to do with their views and values, as the internal struggle to declare themselves superior to their fellow man without actually doing anything of importance is the only thing that counts for them.
I HAVE to believe if the Divine Being REALLY wanted a consistent translation to be available, he’d have put some effort into making sure the originals documents had survived.
So that for any given translation someone could read the original, and the footnotes, and the illustrations, and see ‘Hey! THis doesn’t say anything about witches, it’s ’don’t suffer a poisoner to live.’ Or whatever. So you could actually DEMONSTRATE how good the translation was , not just insist on it.
The KJV is a fairly modern version of the Bible. If you don’t want something with any modern interferences, read the Old Testament in the original Greek.
Ahh, but who am I kidding? That’s never going to happen because it involves ‘scholarship’ and discussion over ‘correct interpretations’ and, well, ‘thinking’, and as Bro up there displayed, they aren’t big on any of these…
What about the Geneva Bible, or the Tyndale/Coverdale version? With lots of people struggling to understand such ancient language, it's a bit like the old Catholic idea that the Bible was only sacred in Latin. Also we won't talk about King James' private life, whoops.
People like this make me want to quote something bawdy from Shakespeare, just to show there is nothing sacred about ye olde English.
Wouldn’t it be simpler to study the Bible in the original languages , to avoid any translation issue (see how the Jews and the Muslims, not to mention the Hindus and the Buddhists, read their scriptures in their original sacred languages).
pure and uncorrupted
Newsflash: It’s already more than corrupted.
Gay king, thus gay bible, therefore gay God .
Can you say ‘David and Jonathan ’, ‘Bro’…?! Oh, and that J-boy of yours: Hung around with twelve men , two of whom were sailors , one of said twelve kissed him. Never had a girlfriend, nor did he marry a woman. Wore a Dress .
Who told others to ‘Love your fellow man ’.
Oh, that KJV of yours is corrupted in more ways than you can possibly imagine.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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