This guy has a huge about how awful contraception is, so here are some highlights.
Since there’s a Catholic dude tweeting hot takes about how his wife’s health justifies their contraception use, let me say: No. Never. Under any circumstances.
Mrs. Geekdom — who has health issues there — and I will refuse every time. Because it’s wrong. Because it’s not loving.
Contraception is a lie. You say with your body that you love your spouse, that you give your whole self and your whole life to them. But contraception holds something back. It makes intimacy anything but intimate. It makes your will the trump card. It subjects the natural order.
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“Contraception is a lie.”
It works, so no, it is not.
“It subjects the natural order.”
If it can be subversed(not subjected, you grammar cretin), then it is no natural order at all, merely your wishful thinking.
"Contraception is a lie."
"You say with your body that you love your spouse, that you give your whole self and your whole life to them. But contraception holds something back."
"It makes intimacy anything but intimate."
" It subjects the natural order"
I am always weirded out by people who have a breeding fetish and either consider it to be a universal default, or think it should be one. Dude, just because you have a hard time getting off without imagining your sex act creating a baby doesn’t mean most people are like that.
If pregnancy put this guy's health at risk even slightly, he'd be shoving people out of the way in his rush to use contraceptives.
But since it's "only" his wife at risk, and he doesn't actually care if she dies, he's loudly virtue-signalling about how he's against it.
As KeithInc pointed out, human civilization was created by subverting the natural order.
Don't like it? Take off your clothes and go live in the woods.
So…the natural order is having 12 kids, then dying of childbed fever after the last one, leaving the young ones motherless. That was my great grandmother’s fate - and probably plenty of other women of her generation. I’m glad the Pill did subvert your natural order.
But you don’t care about them. Blessed be the fruit!
That’s a lot of words to say you don’t give a shit about your wife. But then I’m guessing you also think of her as property and will just get another, younger one should she die. And that one can have more of your kids plus take care of the first ones, right?
Go fuck yourself. And, hey, you won’t need any contraceptives for that!
Contraception is a lie
…but in fact it isn’t .
By virtue of the fact that Contraception is also a standing up.
Hey, if you do it just right Contraception is a 45° while hanging from a chandelier.
Contraception should be used on every conceivable occasion!
-Spike Milligan: Comedian, writer, broadcaster, musician, author, well-known typing error, and lapsed Catholic
Sex on TV is wrong! I mean…:
…you shouldn’t have Conceptual Sex in the Mercenary Position atop a 69-inch OLED smart TV: you could both fall off and hurt yourselves!
Thus you’d suffer from Blu-Ray Balls.
I’d say there’s also a risk of contracting HDMI, but that’s why you use Contraception.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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