Let me catch you up. Princess Diana(in an annoying voice) never existed. She was played by Elton John’s husband David Furnish, who may very well be the real father of both William and Harry for all I know. She never died in that tunnel in France “[sic]as the Paparazzi snapped photos of her dying on the pavement” as they will sensationally claim in the tabloids. As you can see, Mr. Furnish is looking very healthy and lively and is very much alive carousing the world with Elton John and Camille A’Fayed. He looks a lot like William to be honest. The Royals are a crock of Lizard shit.
Enjoy the gossip though. It’s OK to gossip so long as you’re learning the truth about Diana at the same time.
PRINCESS DIANA FAKES HER DEATH and Changed her gender – she is now David James Furnish
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All of this was discover with Gematria and of course the Holy Spirit and Almighty GOD YHWH !
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So... that past job interview as writer for the "Weekly World News" didn't work out for ya, eh Jezza...?!
No wonder that rag ultimately became as fictional as what it printed: but at least what it did had its own Ed Wood-esque 'So Bad It's Good' charm about its articles etc.
Yours is just bad.
TBF, celebrity gossip is way less boring if it involves crazy alien conspiracy.
SCANDAL! Madonna is a 5-dimensional mantis from toroidal neptune! SCHOCK! The tetrahedral venusian amphibian Kanye West came out as gender √∆π and converted to uranus islam! YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! The saturnian snake people (sneeple) Princess Diana and David James Furnish are neither sneeple nor from saturn, but in fact 9D Space Cat Furries from icosidodecahedral pluto, worship a 23D super satan from quasirhombicuboctahedral mercury, and are currently using all the stolen trump votes to extract supermegaultraadrenochrome from all pizzerias in america in order to turn the frogs gay!
I was actually alive in 1981, when Di and Chuckles got married. I've seen the wedding photos. The videos. The dress. That thing had a train Indiana Jones could have tossed Nazis from. And David Furnish? Living somewhere in Ontario, I guess. He was a nobody. He wasn't Elton John's husband then. I doubt they had even met. They certainly weren't married, not in Thatcher's UK. So once again, you waved your tinfoiled-wizard's wand over a random picture and declared the circumstances it depicted to be just so, with nothing to back your claim up.
Just to clarify, though, this moron thinks this person
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is a doppelganger for this person
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@arp #102070
@kuyohashi #102074
Judging by the pictures and adjusting for age, they have very nearly the same nose and chin. The rest of the face and head don’t match, though. I can imagine someone being bad at faces and focusing only on those two details. Of course, seeing how someone might have idiotically screwed up doesn’t make it any less of an idiotic screw-up.
[Edit:] Also, if princess Di was a trans man, that doesn’t mean s/he never existed.
So was Princess Diana a man who for some unknown reason decided to pose as a woman in order to infiltrate the British royal family who later faked his death, resumed living as a man, and married Elton John? Or was "she" actually secretly a transgender man who faked his death so he could escape the royal family and prying eyes of media in order to transition in peace, and who wound up marrying Elton John? At lease get your story straight before you vomit this nonsense onto the Web, for fuck's sake...
I was reminded of the video for Michael Jackson’s Leave Me Alone .
During the intro, there’s a bunch of sensation tabloid papers with headlines about Michael. One of them is “Michael And Diana SAME PERSON”
Granted, that was probably Diana Ross, but still.
Looking at that photo, I keep thinking, "Boy, they sure don't make satanic ceremonies like they used to."
Princess Diana(in an annoying voice) never existed
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Magistrate of the Court of Reality: '...and when did you last see your brain?! '
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...and with the good news announced by @Devlinvl , it's not only "Weekly World News" that's become as fictional as Jezza's 'opinion'. So as the above Magistrate of the Court of Reality would say II:
'...and when did you last see your site?! '
It's not only the above classic painting by William Frederick Yeames that's known as a 'Problem Picture'.
Sometimes, I think conspiracy theories are all weirdness made up on the fly by some dork who’s doing it for funsies. They just crank out nonsense and see what “sticks” and enjoy the “lulz” as other people make it a “thing”.
“Child-trafficking, Devil-worshiping cannibal cults based in pizza shops? Sure! Let’s go with that!”
@SpukiKitty
Comics writer Alan Moore says it best:
Yes, there is a conspiracy, indeed there are a great number of conspiracies, all tripping each other up ... the main thing that I learned about conspiracy theories is that conspiracy theorists actually believe in the conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is chaotic. The truth is, that it is not the Jewish banking conspiracy, or the grey aliens, or the twelve-foot reptiloids from another dimension that are in control, the truth is far more frightening; no-one is in control, the world is rudderless
I remember reading in "2000 AD" decades ago a comic story by him about someone who lived in a rudderless, floating ring-shaped 'world' who just wanted to 'Go Out'.
That story - so distinctively illustrated by Ian Gibson - was "The Ballad of Halo Jones ": one that even other comic writers/artists say is the best one they've read. Certainly one of the finest works of feminist graphics storytelling.
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