I had a vision that Trump kissed me. When he pulled away, my lips tasted blood. I touched them and saw my finger was painted burgundy. I asked him what had happened and he said that he shared some of his pain. He said not to worry because he was offering his blood to restore me and others in the country. But for every drop given, he was closer to dying for the country.
I asked him to not die and to stay. Let's walk in harmony, I begged. Let's feed the poor, the disenfranchised, the marginalized. He smiled that smile of his and said he had been doing that his entire life and wouldn't stop even after death. He said he was a man of God. He told me he came out with the HIV cure - a huge donor for research - but kept it anonymous because he didn't want the glory.
God gave me this vision for [the social media] blackout specifically. WhatsApp and Facebook will kneel before God. They should have read the Bible. Facebook will have to answer for his sins. Parler and Rumble will stand beside God with their wings.
God Bless You Wanda
I had a vision that Trump kissed me. When he pulled away, my lips tasted hamburger. I touched them and saw my finger was painted purple. I asked him what had happened and he said that he shared some of his pain. He said not to worry because he was offering his money to restore me and other white supremacists in the country. But for every dollar given, he was closer to going bankrupt for the country.
I asked him to not go broke and to stay. Let's walk in harmony, I begged. Let's fuck the poor, the disenfranchised, the marginalized. He smiled that smile of his and said he had been doing that his entire life and wouldn't stop even after death. He said he was a man of Mammon. He told me he came out with Viagra 2.0 - a huge donor for research - but kept it anonymous because he didn't want the glory.
If you want a vision of your future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
That face: yours, Rogered. That boot worn on the foot of Mark Zuckerberg, who is already Saved via Romans 11:26-32.
Yes, that's right Rogered: a God who loves someone
who made your 'God' with hair of clay an Unperson from the Facebook of Life.
...and now you've woken up from your 'vision', welcome to Room 101, Rogered:
"I had a vision that Trump kissed me."
Is vision quite the rightest word? I would lean more towards 'episode'? Or 'symptom'?
If nothing else, the image of Trump doing anything for someone else, especially sacrificing for anyone else, is not something that bears up in daylight.
A guy talks about another guy kissing him on the lips (and this isn’t normal and platonic for his culture)… I’m bound to hear reports involving hot guys from Grindr hired “To carry luggage” in the near future with Rog, here.
Also, any sentence that starts with “Trump kissed me…” should be followed by descriptions of this morning’s breakfast coming back up to say “Hello”.
Finally, The Trump this guy describes hails from Bizarroworld because it’s the complete opposite of the orange abomination on every level.
You know, with all this “Trump is (a) God” speeches, I’m semi-seriously starting to expect Trump so give a typical “A God Am I”/”Godhood seeker” speech on TV and have his countless “Christian” followers cheer him on…
Trump: No one stands on the top of the world. Not you, not me, not even god, but the unbearable vacancy of the throne in the sky is over. From now on, I will stand atop Heaven.
Trump: Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of god, and it was empty.
Trump: My form is justice. And my form is the world. Worship me. Give praise unto me. Me, the beautiful, the sublime...Me, the invincible, the almighty and divine...All hail Trump.
The sheer idolatry and cognitive dissonance these people have is staggering.
At least with GWB I could understand the Christian worship. He is a highly religious guy and always at least seems sincere in wanting to help people.
Trump... fuck. I swear it he kept the Democratic affiliation he'd be the most reviled person to run for president. His cultists wouldn't buy his bullshit with a big D in front of his name, and the party wouldn't tolerate such a candidate.
"He told me he came out with the HIV cure - a huge donor for research - but kept it anonymous because he didn't want the glory."
This is nonsense. You want me to believe Trump didn't want credit for something he did? Lol.
What the fuck.
By now I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus existed and was a greedy and uneducated real estate mogul in reality who even owned Caesar's palace at one time and who took 4 years to single-handedly cause all problems of the middle east to this day, was thrown out from his powerful position and retired on one of his many mediterranean islands spreading conspiracy theories - and his toesuckers needed just one year to come up with the story about a benevolent godly being bringing us salvation and communicating in visions - and the letter back then was what the social media post is today. Imagine a dystopian future in 2000 years when devout believers are worshipping the Trump of a book edited from such posts..
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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