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There is also the 555 Kingdom that produces the plate 555. These properties of Satan give demons legality. This kingdom of Satan is for household items and food for they control the food, clothing, and the plants we use on the Earth. Most of the food people eat in the world is not food. Often companies signed pacts with demons who multiplied food that they produced so that they can supply the world with their food. These demons are from the 555 Kingdom. They go to the cemetery and collect the bodies of the dead and they transform them into canned meat and processed meat that we eat. These productions happened from September to February. They turn human parts to chicken. People who sell food and clothes sign covenants with demons of the 555 Kingdom because they deal with food.

The other kingdom of Satan is the 777 Kingdom that is the kingdom of domination and power. Most politicians work with demons of this kingdom. Even pastors that aspire to have big churches and crowds work with this kingdom.

There is also the kingdom of Satan of code 999. This is the kingdom that deals with inventions and technology such as Apple, Android, new media. I remember when the Lord took me to the world of Satan, I saw plasma TV. The Lord said this technology of plasma TV was used in the world of Satan 3000 years ago. It is because it is outdated that they sent it to the Earth. Whatever technology humanity is using today was in trend in the world of Satan hundreds of years ago.

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