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MORE INTEL! EL CHAPO’S SATAN WORSHIPPING DRUG LORDS! DEMONIC SOUL SUCKING! GUY BRUMMEL UPDATE!

NEW INTEL! ALL MAJOR DRUG DEALERS WW WORSHIP SATAN EXCEPT PABLO ESCABAR! SOUL SUCKING DEMONIC WORMHOLES! VATICAN…WHITE HOUSE…WINDSOR CASTLE…ALL BEING SHUT DOWN! CROWN CONTROLS THE DRUG DEALERS!

NEW CURES COMING! NEW BODIES FOR ALL OF US! NO MORE DRUGS, THEY WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST! INCREASED LIFESPANS! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE!

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