I was married last week. That has to enrage liberals. The Left hates marriage. But they really hate it when a man who knows he's a man marries a feminine woman who knows she's a woman. I married the stunning, beautiful, sexy, Cindy Parker.
Oh yes, I hate heterosexual marriage so much that I constantly long for it, with this hole probably being the main frustration of my life…
By the way, you are twice divorced.
This is what we actually hate. You always pretend that you have a monopoly on good marriage, when in truth, this is not only not the case, but on the contrary, your ideas of how marriage should work are twisted, you get divorced far more often and far earlier than everyone else, and you all get caught in sex scandals constantly - and yet, you are never ostracised even for things far worse than adultery.
Your so-called “FamilyValues™” are perverse and dysfunctional abomination. Yet whenever you are confronted with this reality, you only cling to it all the harder and blame external conspirational factors. All you have is a façade, and you would rather force dystopia upon everyone in a vain attempt to maintain this façade than admit that you are wrong.
To be fair: apparently, your last divorce was a few years ago, so at least it seems you were not already lining up your next trophy wife like your orange Messiah. What a low bar to clear.
