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QAnon Believers Think Trump’s Indictment Will (Somehow) Lead to Mass Arrest of Democrats

FOR MANY OF Donald Trump’s supporters, today is a dark day indeed: The president pleaded not guilty to 34 felony counts today after being formally arrested in a Manhattan courtroom. But for those in the Qanon conspiracist movement, hope springs eternal, and “The Storm” is always just around the corner.

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On 8kun’s “qresearch” forum, users quickly latched onto “There is no going back” as significant, with one user pointing to a 2019 post in which the anonymous Q used the same phrase. Another person replied, “that’s a proof if I have ever seen it.” (Qanon communities call anything a “proof” if it seems to confirm their overall conspiracy theory about Trump battling a secret war against nefarious elites.) Some on the 8kun board voiced the sentiment that Trump, by allowing himself to be indicted, was setting those very elites up for arrest themselves. In response to a meme that asked “At what stage in the game do you play the TRUMP card,” a user replied, “After all legal precedents have been opened?”

Prominent Q influencer IntheMatrixx, who had been banned on Twitter for such content before being reinstated under Elon Musk‘s ownership, appeared to jump on the same narrative. He pulled up a different 2019 Q drop that read, “First indictment [unseal] will trigger mass pop awakening.” In Q lore, the “awakening” will occur when people become aware of and rise up against the so-called “cabal” opposing Trump — the Democratic pedophiles and Satanists, et al. Here, IntheMatrixxx is implying that Q not only predicted Trump’s indictment but knew it would see MAGA enemies finally brought to justice.

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“The Storm” is always just around the corner

But, how far away is the corner?

@Malingspann #161399

Right in front of them maybe? Apparently they exist on a plane with many corners…

Last night Donald Fart referred to the US as 'Hell':

Previously, a 'Red Wave' that wasn't even a trickle. Since then? Well, things aren't going according to the 'Plan' you're supposed to 'Trust'. Congratulations, QTards:

You're already in a Hell of your own making.

"Trump, by allowing himself to be indicted”

Yeah, Tuesday night’s speech was definitely that of a man who’s life is going according to his plan….

“Go ahead and laugh, libtards, but it's all a part of God-Emperor-Daddy Trump-sama's master plan to ensnare the Legion of Doom in his snare of snariness! When he breaks down into a weeping heap because ‘my daddy said rich people are above the law’ isn't the scintillating legal defense strategy Tacopina said it was? Part of the plan! When he's led into the paddy wagon to be driven to jail with all the coloureds and poors? Part of the plan! When the guards find a scarecrow made of prison socks and stolen Tang powder in his bunk and he's caught trying to sneak out through a sewage line because they stupidly played Shawshank on movie night and he's dragged back to his cell kicking and howling that the Sorting Hat made him president which means he gets two more wishes and he wants to go home because all the other inmates saw his mushroom in the shower and they won't stop being mean to him about it? Part of the plan! When they finally find him in his cell, unconscious by his bunk, with a noose made of broken dental floss around his neck and he feebly claims that, nuh-huh, his suicide attempt totally wasn't foiled because he's too fucking fat to hang? …Okay, yeah, that might be a monkeywrench in the works, but when he trades Don Jr's sweet cherry ass for the phone number of a lawyer who actually passed the bar, albeit the Lithuanian Barrister's Association and doesn't speak a word of English aside from stale Seinfeld references? It's. All. Part. Of. The. Plan.”

You'll need evidence and a legal case to arrest people, morons.

No, that’s their point. They believe Bragg does not have evidence and a legal case against tRump, so this will actually give them precedent allowing them to arrest people without that pesky evidence requirement.

“At what stage in the game do you play the TRUMP card,”

A Trump card has to have value to be used. Right now, Trump is more of a joker.

@kuyohashi #161408

And when he finally croaks from eating only at McDonald's his entire life, also part of the plan! Now he can finally fire that middle-eastern hippie and his dad, and retroactively make all that BS the qtards believe in become true!

Trump in Heaven: A Comedy in one Act:

“Hey Jesus! Come take a look at this!”

“What now, Saint Peter? I was busy ignoring the suffering going on in the world and planning which tortilla I was gonna cameo in this week.”

“Look who's coming up the walk to the Gate?”

“What? Where? Holy shit, is that…?”

“Yeah, looks like it finally happened. He finally got stuck in the slide at the Playplace and suffocated to death waiting for Melania to find some rubber gloves so she could grab his ankle.”

“He doesn't think he's getting in here, does he? We're not zoned for marine mammals.”

“Hang on, watch this. *Ahem!* Oh my god, is that Donald J. Trump, the Eternal Presdient and Guardian of the Faith? Doth mine lying eyes tell me false?”

“Yeah, uh…hi, I think I got turned around looking for the crapper. Is there a can in this…um…country club? Whites only gated community? I dunno where I am, but I can't smell Rudy's hairgel or hear Eric's whining, so, I'm not complaining.”

“You know, if you want in, Donald, I can make that happen. But you don't want to go in through the front gate. That's how all the Mexicans get in.”

“Oh…yeah, sure, I guess I could be a member here. Is there, like, a back way in or something?”

“There sure is, slugger. Come this way, I'll take you in through our VIP entrance. Pardon the smell, our gardeners use brimstone to deal with aphids.”

“Hey, this place is nice. Lots of fire, so it's warm, I like the Lawrence Welk music you pipe in, and I think I know most of the people here. Shit, is that Ronald Reagan! I never thought I'd see him here!”

“Shit, you think you're surprised he's down here, you should have seen the look on his face. Here you go, the Trump suite. Two doors down from Fred, Sr. and sandwiched between the rooms we have reserved for your sons, just down the hall from the ice machine and the Forcible Anal Fissure Chamber.”

“Wait, my boys are here?”

“Well, no, not yet, but we set a room aside for them. It's only a matter of time, really. Eventually Junior will superball a check to the wrong cartel and open his hotel room door to a ballistic Candygram, and honestly, we're surprised Eric didn't check in the first time he saw Ernest Goes To Prison and tried to give himself superpowers by stabbing a wall outlet with a screwdriver.”

“We eventually just gave up trying to stop him. We thought he'd learn not to do that anymore after the first few shocks, but, well, he's not exactly the brightest crayon in the drawer, you know? Hey, um…I'm a bit short on cash, I can get some from my supporters, but for now…”

“No worries, Donald, you've already paid your way down here. Just kick back, enjoy the screams of the damned, and remember you earned this vacation. You really, truly, without the smallest quantum of doubt, deserve to be here.”

Fuck, at which point will they start to get Trump is going to prison and the Storm was only but a lie?

Trump was a “storm” of sorts while he was president: a disruptive influence, with a new scandal every week, a dozen or so of which were Watergate-level. And the international pedo king (Jeffery Epstein) was technically arrested during his reign. They just rejected it all because it didn’t match their grand narrative, a mass delusion born from cryptic statements from a troll, which became an increasingly distorted echo from too much bouncing in their echo chamber.

And who's licking Trump's ass now? Not a porn star. :P

They want sudden mass arrests without trial and freak out over a long drawn out investigation that went though all the proper steps and channels. They hate the system and want to destroy it.