How do you do, fellow True Christians?
I present to thee THE TRUTH on the one they call Jesus Christ!
- While He was indeed conceived virginally, this is not a unique supernatural event. Indeed, it was replicated multiple times in recent days by the most Godly man by the name of Benjamin Shapiro.
- He was not born in modern New Khazaria, but in the ancient halls of MAr-a-Lago, where now rains the true Messiah.
- One of the few true accounts that survived suppression by the Church is the Infancy Gospel of Jesus.
- In Matthew 16.29, He was referring to the time travellers, the alchemist who would accomplish the Magnum Opus and the elf in disguise.
- The real reason that Jesus was betrayed was a love triangle between Judas, Him and Mary Magdalene.
- Jesus was a vampire; the Eternal Jew was turned by Him, and communion is a ritual of Daemonic Vampyre Magick.
Yet much more lore yet remains untold, especially as it pertains to His twin sister, who is said to be even more Powerful and Pure and Perfect than Jesus. Indeed, it is said that Miriam Shoshanna has never died.
