Kevin Sorbo #fundie

Kevin Sorbo #fundie twitter.com

I hope the atheists got tons of gifts to evolve out of nothing under their tree today.

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In keeping with his beliefs, I hope Kevin Sorbo found nothing under his tree but insists there's something there.

If it were almost literally anyone else this would read as a cute little shitpost

Sorbo manages to say it straight faced.

Is... is he saying he still believes in Santa? Or that Jesus is the one coming down chimneys? And who has been keeping this childlike wonder alive for him pretending to be Santa Christ into his 60's?

Santa is an alien.
He can go to so many houses worldwide in such a short time because his sled is actually a time-travelling FTL spaceship.
His diminuitive "elves" are actually Little Green Men.
He lives on a spacestation in a stable orbit above the North Pole and may be from Polaris.
He uses chimneys because they, being based on Tartarian technology, are actually perfect conduits for his transport technology.
And he can create any present because he has replicators, and even branded products because his species already has NESARA!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

On a related note, this year, the daughter (I think) of one of the people on my mother's forum put all her expensive things she desires on the wish for Santa, so her parents would not have to buy them...
...which, as my mother noted, makes perfect sense as long as you still believe in Santa Clause.

False premises:

There's no need to be an atheist to understand that we evolved, only a bit of non-corrupt biology education.

If you had any clue about evolution it would be obvious to you that your straw man is ridiculous.

@-BastAnon- #151677
Santa is an alien.
He can go to so many houses worldwide in such a short time because his sled is actually a time-travelling FTL spaceship.

That made me remember something from a Christmas Donald Duck story where Donald meets Santa and eventually gets to assist him with delivering presents.

Santa: “Have you wondered how I manage to go around the world in one night?”

Donald: “Yes, that’s gotta be impossible!”

Santa: “No, it’s real easy! Thanks to magical time, a night becomes as long as a year!”

…I have no proper retort for this. This is just unbelievably stupid.

I trust you enjoyed your stolen Pagan/Wiccan Winter Solstice Festival, Kevin Sorearse.

At least the gifts I received were bought.

Atheists aren't the only people who believe evolution exists, Kevin.

Well I hope your sky wizard poofs you up a functioning brain for a change.

I hope sorbo learns how evolurion actually works.

@-BastAnon- #151677

That reminds me of “Santa Claus Versus the Martians”.

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Kevin Sorbo #fundie twitter.com

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