Lucilius

@Lucilius

Galva Emporer #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

So when your god emperor Trump is back in power, there will be another "fake" epidemic?
I thought he was brilliant and all-powerful.
So which is it? You're not accidentally calling him a helpless, clueless stooge, are you?

Ted Cruz #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Ted's immune to mental diseases. Can't get them if you don't have a brain.

State of the Nation Editor #racist #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

*Sun rises*

Nazi sphincters: OBVIOUSLY DA JOOOOZ!

*Sun sets*

Nazi sphincters: OBVIOUSLY DA JOOOOZ!

Various Commenters #wingnut #moonbat #dunning-kruger #transphobia

Blood Bath & Beyond #elitist #transphobia #racist

I didn't know there was a programming language called BIGOT.

Various Commenters #racist #wingnut #dunning-kruger #transphobia

Here, Trumpers, hold these two wires for a minute. And stand in this puddle for good measure ...

Matt Margolos #transphobia

various commenters #transphobia

"Hitler himself could come back to life and say puberty blockers are wrong and I'd agree."

- He would.

- Yes, we know you would. That was never in doubt.

Rev. Joel Webbon #racist #fundie

whatofthenight.com #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

So you're saying the closer you are to God, the dumber you get? Certainly explains fundies.

I was hoping Mel Brooks would be the Antichrist. At least apocalypse would be fun and entertaining.

Bouncer #fundie #pratt

I must have missed the part where Aquinas said "Bend and spread 'em for any wretched dictator."

Joe Rogan and Sam Tripoli #conspiracy #crackpot #transphobia #sexist

Libertarian Party NH #elitist #mammon #psycho

You first, asshole.

Never once seen a libertarian who didn't change tune when it was their own ass on the line.

@MaryLynnJones-cl8cj #fundie #crackpot

I'm sure that asparagus and marshmallow pizza you ate just before bedtime couldn't have had anything to do with it.

Laura Wood #racist #conspiracy

Poor little bigots, suddenly unsure of which bigotry to choose. Life's so hard when you're really fucking stupid.

matthewteichmann #fundie

Whenever I hear pro-spanking/beating crap, I'm reminded of Aristophanes' "Clouds": A young man is beating his elderly father. Dad says "Stop! How can you be so disrespectful as to beat your own father?"
Man says "Didn't you beat me when I was a child?" Dad replies "Yes, but that was to teach you a lesson, for your own good!"
Man says "I'm just returning the favor. Think how much good this is doing you now!"

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Pure narcissism.

Believing that what's going on in your child's head really has nothing to do with your child - it's all about YOOOUUUUUU! In fact EVERYTHING'S all about you!

Matt Margolos #transphobia

Translation: "Trump ran on bigotry, ignorance and lies. I'm for that!"

various commenters #transphobia

Dennis Prager simps #crackpot #wingnut

various commenters #transphobia

Eric Hovind #fundie

Anything is a great mystery if you're dumb enough.

David Guyll #pratt #homophobia

David spends all his time drawing physiologically impossible women in chainmail bikinis, jerking it to his own drawings, and crying.

Joe Rogan #crackpot

So is Joe on the Kremlin payroll, trying to get on the Kremlin payroll, or just a cowardly mud-eating compulsive lackey?

various commenters #transphobia

I agree moderation is not possible.

So fuck TERFs.

pro-natalist legislators #forced-birth #sexist #wingnut

@JM1234 #212643

Being a shitty dictatorship not only discourages current residents from having children, it also prevents immigration. Every fully industrialized country would be shrinking if it wasn't for immigrants. But nobody wants to move to Russia, so Putin is doubly desperate to make Russian women squeeze out the maximum number of babies. The army demands it!

John C. Wright #racist

Talk about the definition of whitewashing.

Interesting that all the actions racists like Wright used to brag about, they now claim never happened. Or if they did, it was leftists somehow.

Sebastian Santisteban #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Tomi Lahren #wingnut

And when everything implodes, Tomu's reptilian hindbrain will make her convulsively shriek "It all libruls' fault!"

Kellie Jay-Keen #conspiracy #crackpot

John C. Wright #wingnut

various commenters #transphobia

Eric Hovind #fundie

How does a perfect god create a pathetic idiot like Eric Hovind?

John C. Wright #wingnut

So, should peace accidentally happen when Trump really is in office ... you'll credit Biden for that, right?

David Silverman #crackpot

The right is addicted to fundamentalist religion. You're somehow surprised atheists oppose that?
Also you give yourself waaaaaaaaaayyyyy too much credit for influencing anything. Your departure from mainstream atheist groups didn't affect their clout, it only removed an asshole.

Anon #transphobia

"Sometimes I just want to change the whole ‘unconditional love’ thing to ‘actually I really only love you on the condition that you're not a bigoted old shitbag.'"

I hope that rings in your ears every day after your kid goes no-contact.

Gina Carano #conspiracy #wingnut

You "endured" your own sick imagination, nothing more.

Conservapedia #conspiracy #wingnut

"Germany had an economic boom in the '50s and '60s, therefore Hitler was right!"

Rev. Joel Webbon #fundie #racist #psycho

You dumb shit, without immigration our population will shrink. Rapidly.
And age. After 50 years, or even 20, you will have a collapsing society that can't pay pensions, can't pay for medical care, can't grow enough to feed ourselves or make enough for any other need.
Then good luck with your violent fantasies, as the Vatican's Swiss Guards will be more formidable (and maybe more numerous) than the U.S. Geriatric Army.

Simp Neelix #wingnut

I would say you "peaked" in high school, but being a bully (or, more likely, a bully's snivelling little lackey) wasn't really a peak.

Radtraveller #wingnut

Steve Bannon #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

Heather Mac Donald #wingnut

various commenters #transphobia

Every trans woman who gets misgendered by a cis woman needs to start addressing those women as "Bro."
When asked why, they can respond "If you get to decide somebody else's gender, so do I ... DUDE."

I_dont_know2030 #racist #wingnut

So that's your excuse for not having any friends.

Jillian Becker #crackpot #forced-birth #transphobia #wingnut

And when none of this happens, then will begin the search for scapegoats: Democrats! Media! Mexicans! Jews! Trans! Satan's minions! The emo teen down the street!
To the camps with them! When things just get worse, then begins the witch hunt for "internal traitors."