“We had a gay friend who got a bottle stuck up his rear...and had to have a colonoscopy,”
A colonoscopy as a response to a stuck bottle? Wouldn’t that make the prep difficult? I mean, the one thing i always notice on the colonoscopy report is how good the prep was. They would mention of a bottle blocked the probe, i’d think.
“almost died.”
Of having a bottle or a camera shoved up his ass?
Even for a fundie anecdote this is pathetic.
"That's when his wife found out he was gay.”
Having sex with bottles is not the definition of ‘gay,’ you blithering idiot.
“My husband said why would someone do such a stupid thing and I said because gays are, by nature, "off somewhere" -- "not right in the head"...they are not happy with the ordinary.”
So, you think anyone who wants their ass stimulated is gay and wrong. What if he was just trying to stimulate the prostate?
“Even in the way they dress, the way they walk, speak, think...they have some type of a problem.”
But you JUST SAID his wife didn’t know he was gay until the suspicious anecdote. If ‘they’ dress gay and walk gay, and speak gay, wouldn’t she have noticed?
Have you ever met a gay person?
Have you ever had a ‘friend’?
"They are drama queens,”
Except if they’re married, i guess.
“ but more than that, many (not all) are absolutely crazy and do crazy things, trying to prove something.”
Uh huh…. I have known a few gay men. They manage to perform in the military back whenit was illegal for them to be there.
“BTW, that friend died of AIDS quite a few years ago.”
I think i’d have LEAD with the AIDS death to prove any problem with teh gey.