“The theory of evolution claims that all matter was formed by chance.”
Holy Jesus Fucking A Donut that’s stupid. Not the theory, but thinking that’s part of a biological process that accounts for diversity.
"By some extraordinary feat of magic, inorganic and unconcious matter 'developed' the ability to come together and form life.”
You really shouldn’t mock what you don’t even slightly understand well enough to explain, you just look dumber with each word. And after that opening, that’s really SAYING something.
“If this holds true than the ability for me to suddenly evolutionise (if circumstance permits) into a giant spiky eyeball also becomes a likely reality...”
The theory of evolution DOES say that individuals don’t evolve. SO whether your strawman holds true or not (and it’s not. Definitely NOT.) there’s no chance you’ll evolve. Evolution doesn’t work that way. As i said, too dumb to even mock it.
“"T Hence, it flies in the face of an evolutionary possibility...”
Dude, you’re so far off the map, you can conclude anything and it has nothing at all to do with your starting point.
“the probability of a protein being formed by chance is zero,”
Show your math.
Exactly how did you organize the experiment to prove this statement to be true? You’d have to account for , and eliminate, every possible situation where they might ever form, no matter how ridiculously small the chances.
“therefore the probability of me turning into a deviant bodysnatcher to devour his guts (though unfortunate), is also zero.”
That wouldn’t be evolving, just choosing to be less fastidious.
"Also, homology, is a myth.”
And, again, show your work. Exactly how did you eliminate every single example accepted by science?