“She isn't allowed to lock the bathroom door. She can close it, and we knock before coming in, but it isn't safe to lock doors.”
Every bathroom we have, there’s a nail on the door sill above the door. If we need to get in, we use the nail to unlock the door. They’re designed that way. You’re crazy.
"2) She isn't allowed to go over to her friends' houses. I am just not comfortable letting her go. Who knows who we live around? However, her friends are allowed coming over, and she can have one stay the night.”
Her friends probably think she wets the bed, which is why she can’t sleep anywhere but her own. Gotta be comforting for her.
"3) No boys are allowed. She is allowed to have male friends, but they aren't to be at the house, even when my husband and I are home. I know how teenage boys are.”
Not even gay boys? How fascist of you.
“4) She doesn't know her own password to her internet account. She's only to be online when my husband and I are at home, so we can keep watch over what she's doing.”
I’d be willing to bet she’s figured out the password.
“5) She isn't allowed to watch/listen to movies or music unless we check it out beforehand. Even anything rated G. I no longer trust the MPAA.”
So, you don’t trust her at ALL. Not to make decisions, not to be out of your sight, not to pick friends.
What are you going to do when she’s an adult, sell her to her husband?
“6) We drive her to school, and we pick her up. She wishes to drive.”
You didn’t explain why she can’t.
“7) There is no door to her bedroom. She has a walk in closet, so she dresses in there.”
Sweet christ. She’s going to go over the wall. Hope she makes it.
“8) No piercings, jewelry, or tattoos, of course! Also, no painted nails.”
You haven’t explained the last few. Bet the reasoning is mind numbingly stupid.