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Vinci #conspiracy

“Incase you don't know, all of the mutilations are done with cell-level percision.”
WHo makes this assessment? Any actual surgeons? Anyone using a microscope? Or hicks saying ‘Whoo-DANG! That’s a precise cut, innit!?’

Everything can be explained by swollen organs bitten off by predators, then the swollen tissues shrink back down in the sunlight. When discovered, the bite marks are so tiny they can be missed except by microscopic forensics. Who’s paying for microscope forensics on a cow?

Staff of the various Dar al-Reaya across Saudi Arabia #fundie #sexist #psycho

That is why it’s hell to live in saudi arabia if you’re a girl. If you’re a dude, you probably get all the materials you could ever want…

A Shield for Men #sexist #wingnut #pratt

Jean-Luc Picard and Doctor Strange…:

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…prove your opinions wrong.

JD Delay #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

The original Gangsta Rapper Ice T’s ‘Cop Killer’.

He then became a cop investigating killers.

As @ShatteredGlassSkywarp suggests, in Soviet America ‘Elites’ call out you.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

bride_of_christ's #fundie

“Could you imagine having no more Scientists!!!!!!!”
Well, yes. Life expectancy of about 30 years.
MASSIVE amounts of death in childbirth or other points in the pregnancy, a huge upsurge in unvaccinated children dying in infancy.
Barber-chirurgeons not even wiping their hands between patients,much less sterilizing their knives, no anasthetic during surgery, which is mostly amputations.
no food preservation so eat everything at dinner or it’ll go to waste. Sacrificing wrens instead of getting a prescription for antibiotics.

Satchidanand #crackpot #magick #quack #conspiracy

Merlin Moonshadow/James Rink #crackpot #magick #quack #conspiracy #mammon

Merlin Moonshadow is a visionary Technological Alchemist, seamlessly blending mysticism and technology

So make for us an actual ‘Intelligent Device’ such as Nanoha Takamachi’s ‘Raging Heart’ or Fate T. Harlaown’s ‘Bardiche’.

We’ll wait.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

@TatersForever5481

I’ve noticed how in AI art text is formless gibberish as you stated or surreal words, at least what ’0’s & ’1’s do makes far more sense than Renal Isee ever will.

Janoklark #conspiracy

Oh! BTW, Those photonic masts are used on the same subs that carry missiles with guidance systems SO ACCURATE they can detect the velocity of Earth’s rotation.
1000 mph at the equator, about 800mph at the latitude of Atlanta, and 700mph around Seattle.
If the Earth was flat, why would different parts be traveling at different speeds?

Juxtaposition1 #wingnut #conspiracy

Masonic

While the Shriners raise even more smiles by raising money for children’s hospitals - and how - they’ll never be the laughingstocks you tinfoil (ass)hatters will always be.

And even the headgear they wear is symbolic of how they never take themselves seriously, so what’s your excuse o Juxtaposer of aluminium & cranium…?!

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

A Haiku entitled ‘A Cathedral Keeps Up With The Times: Unlike Rennet Bee Loss’:

American church
Has a Darth Vader grotesque
Not as much as you

Juxtaposition1 #wingnut #conspiracy

Um… you do know that the thirteen strips are meant to represent the thirteen colonies… god these conspiracy theorists get more and more deranged the more you learn of them…

Janoklark #conspiracy

“Periscopes

Water finds its own level and stays flat. Everyone will tell you this,”
Tell me you’ve don’t understand tides without saying you don’t understand tides.

“and you can observe this any way you like. The whole periscope industry depends on it, with seamen paying thousands of zogbux for scopes that can see at least 30 km”
That would depend on what we’re looking at and how high we raise the mast, not the magnification power.

"The periscopes go a half meter max above the water surface in good weather (they keep them low to avoid detection).”
Again, that depends on what we’re doing.
If we’re shallow, or coming up to surface, we raise it pretty high while we search the area for traffic, to avoid a collision.
Once we’re on the surface, a lookout uses one of the periscopes to search the vicinity, to avoid collisions, also to track navigational aids such as lighthouses or bridges.
If we launch test weapons, depending on the weapon we might use the scope to track its progress after launch. Not the SLBMs, though, the launch depth is too deep for that.
Also, if we lose navigational references, and the enemy shoots down GPS, our navigators can (hypothetically) do a star shot by attaching a sextant to the periscope to determine our position.

“Looking out over 30 km would be impossible, as the “curvature” would be 70.6 meters (over 21 storeys or floors of a building).”
Okay, so we can’t see the beach from 30 KM away, but we can see buildings, mountains, stars, airplanes, and such just fine.

“I.e., on a spherical earth, the submarine would be at the top of a “heap” of water, the periscope wouldn’t see very far.”
You know mech less than you think you do about periscopes.

Juxtaposition1 #wingnut #conspiracy

“Why participate in Swiss Cult Rituals such as the Fourth of July?”
For the explosions, obviously.

“Pledge your Allegiance to a 13-stripe Masonic Flag?”
OR, the republic for which it stands.

“Stand for a National Anthem?”
Because you’re usually surrounded by people who’ll spit on you if you don’t.

“Wearing a Face Diaper?”
I love the imagery of the ‘face diaper.’ Because the cautious and unstupid among us are still wearing them because of you people’s shit.

“Memorial Day beer & BBQ?”
It’s a day off, first real holiday of summer, why NOT throw a barbecue?

“July 4th parade?”
Tradition?

“Idolatry of steroid athletes?”
Well, Apollo doesn’t answer prayers, God seldom gives what we need, but sometimes superrich atheletes will pay off someone’s medical debts or school lunches, or something useful.

“LIVE WRONG slogans of the Nike dopers?”
Huh?

“MLB. NBA. NFL, NHL, TDF, World Cup Soccer, Olympics?”
Wait, you think these activities are SYMBOLS? How weird.

“Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Madonna, Cher, Blondie?”
Blondie? For Nostalgia, i would guess?

Lapis-Lazuri #moonbat

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Satchidanand #crackpot #magick #quack #conspiracy

Juxtaposition1 #wingnut #conspiracy

“Swiss Cult Rituals such as the Fourth of July”
Huh? What universe is Juxtaposition1 in? The same universe where
…every unnews article is real news.
…the universe where Jared Fogle got arrested before he could do any commericals.
…the universe where Trump sheds his skin revealing himself to be a sentient tater tot.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

“ccording to the official narrative
Ancient Greece and Rome built magnificent structures
<...>
They were built at the same time the great cathedrals were built”

hUH? So, the official narrative is that The Forum, built in 8th century Before Christ was built at the same time as a Cathedral built to honor Christ…800 years before Christ…?
Do you wanna go out and come in again?

various commenters #wingnut #racist

That email claims white racists are getting tired of being killed AND beaten.

I mean, yeah, I wouldn't want my corpse abused, but that's really beside the point.