“I decided to come to this religion board again today, just to see what some of you are talking about. And let me say this, I am truly ashamed of almost all of you.”
Cool. I have disappointed yet another nosy jackass who judges me despite the scripture saying not to. See you in Hell, buddy!
“I see questions like 'If Jesus did this...then why is this?' Or 'if God really exists, then why is this this?'”
I have no idea what you’re talking about if you remove the salient details. You see questions? So what?
“Shut up with your godless blasphemy!!!”
CAN blasphemy be godless, in point of fact? I mean, it’s saying negative or untrue things about god. Can you HAVE blasphemy without god?
But I am an atheist, most everything i do is technically godless.
"Im sick of seeing it,”
But… You’re the one that came here to see it. If you don’t like what you see, there are a few really easy options. You could just fuck off to some Christain echo chamber, right?
“not only here but in real life.”
You, uh, you have reason to think the posters on this board aren’t real?
“God exists, and I know all of you know this you JUST CHOOSE TO DENY IT.”
No. I once believed, it made less and less sense as I looked for God, and one day i woke up and realized i was an atheist.
And CAP LOCK doesn’t make your fantasy, here, any more real.
“I know most of you have come to see the wisdom and intelligence, and goodness that Christianity brings forth,”
You guys voted for Trump. That’s not intelligent, or good, or wise.
“but you hide that knowledge behind your hatred of life, and deny what you know is good and true.”
If i really wanted a sermon that was made up by THIS MUCH LYING i’d have watched Charlie Kirk.
“Quit questioning,”
Why?
“start accepting.”
You’re not giving me a reason to.
“You think you look smart when you question everything?”
I don’t think you could possibly comprehend how i think about myself when i question things.
“You don't, you look like an ass.”
Fascinating, coming from someone apparently using witchcraft to understand what I really believe despite my most honest testimony.
“God himself is frowning as he reads what you write and is probably thinking, what the hell is wrong with this person?”
God is omniscient, right? He knew what I was going to write, and why, before I was even born.
This gives me less of a reason to think you know what the flaming fuck you’re talking about.
“Accept the gospel,”
It makes no sense.
“quit living in the agony which is a life of anti-God hatred.”
I don’t hate god any more than I hate Lex Luthor.
“Embrace that which is good, and quit thinking the onus is on God to prove himself...”
No, the onus is on you. And you’re failing. Badly.
“THE ONUS IS ON YOU, TO PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY TO MEET GOD AGAIN.”
Meh. I exist.
“Do not forget my words, for I have come here to bring some of my sheep back on the right path.”
I’m going to forget you before i make it to the toilet.
“I am a shepherd, and although I realize I am stern with all of you sometimes, this is for your own good.”
No, sweetie, this is for YOUR good. YOUR self-image. You fantasize about being a soul-winner, but you’re just a clown yelling on a street corner.
"Your souls are at stake and I will try everything I can to see that my brothers and sisters do not end up in hell!”
Except dealing honestly with any atheist…