TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Lily Nova #ufo #magick #mammon

In the words of one of my favorite authors, Douglas Adams, “Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”

Seethruthescript #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

As I mentioned earlier, a long career in Hollywood must come with sacrifice and the sacrifice comes in many shapes and forms, but one of the harshest is when it’s someone close to the entertainer that’s gotta go.

That’s not some kind of “shape or form of a sacrifice” to have a long career in entertainment, that’s just a fact of life. If you have any kind of a long lifespan, you’ll see people close to you die. Unfortunate, sure, but people do have a way of dying sometimes.

Medeea Greere #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Here’s how it works:
The 13th Amendment abolished slavery — except for criminals.
The 14th Amendment then defined YOU — the corporate fiction created from your Birth Certificate — as a subject to U.S. jurisdiction and therefore, by default, a criminal.

No, that’s most definitely NOT how it works. Being subject to a government’s jurisdiction (which I believe everyone on the planet Earth is!) doesn’t mean you’re a criminal, it means you’re a criminal if you commit a crime. Crazy, right?

Dustin Nemos/The Serapheum #crackpot #fundie #magick #conspiracy

Virtually every myth, fantasy novel, or children’s fable you’ve ever heard are in essence, twisted perspectives of the Book of Genesis.

I gotta say I think that might be a BIT of a stretch! My favorite fantasy series is “Xanth” by Piers Anthony…the world of Xanth is basically a “parallel universe” to Earth (or “Mundania” as Xanth residents call it) where pretty much every living thing either has a magic power or just IS magic. There is a “Hell” in Xanth, but it’s part of the “dream world” there. Not necessarily a place where you go because you’re damned. Just ask the Good Magician Humfrey and his 5 and a half wives, who take turns being his wife for a month and then reside happily in Hell for the other five months. (it’s 5 and half because one of them was never his wife before he rescued her from Hell…it’s a weird series, OK? lol)

Eivind Berge #psycho

I don't see a problem with 14-year-old prostitutes

If you don’t see a problem with that, you’re part of the problem!

various commenters #wingnut #racist

The Confederate South was Right. My Colonial Founding Fathers were Confederates who fought and won their independence under "The Articles of Confederation"

No, they fucking certainly did NOT! The Articles Of Confederation were superseded by the US Constitution in 1789. Which, in case you don’t recall, was a little bit earlier than the Civil War started. They might have been under the Articles at some time, but well, so what? Also, the supposed “Confederate States of America” (which wasn’t really a thing, see Texas v. White) had its own “Constitution” anyway.

Matt Walsh #psycho #transphobia #wingnut

Even if you’re 100 percent against trans people identifying as their preferred gender..I mean, I think you’re an asshole for that, but that’s just kind of a new level of assholeness. A new level of douchebaggery, if you will.

Paul Clifton #transphobia #fundie #conspiracy

I’ve never watched Dr.Who in my entire life, but (even aside from the kinkshaming) I hate fans like that, who say, “it really died when so and so happened”….as if they are proclaiming their opinion as law for the rest of us in whatever fandom it might be. Like I’m a big fan of the band Queen, and ok, if you don’t wanna listen to anything they did after Freddie died, that’s your prerogative, but excuse some of us for enjoying what they did. (saw them with Paul Rodgers once and with Adam Lambert twice, they kicked ass)

Antuak Universal Consciousness via Ricardo Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the machine) #magick #ufo #conspiracy

@Sasha #248142

Being genuinely insightful is hard, but spouting gibberish is easy and profitable.

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit, I guess!

I do enjoy some good gibberish once in a while, though…more like that, lol….pure technobabble!

Ken Ham #fundie

Andrew Tate #dunning-kruger #elitist

Andrew Tate saying something bafflingly stupid…ah, this must be a day that ends in a Y.

Razrback166 #homophobia #pratt

Antuak Universal Consciousness via Ricardo Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the machine) #magick #ufo #conspiracy

The New Era as clarified in other messages

I hope those other messages clarified something, because that didn’t clarify one damn thing to me. I read that several times and still have no idea what person was trying to say, or if they were actually intending to say anything at all.

Razrback166 #homophobia #pratt

I remember more than a few sitcoms with a mostly black cast that were pretty highly acclaimed and rated (presumably by white people as much as black people or whoever else). Family Matters, for one. And hello, The Cosby Show? Maybe the person who wrote this is too young to remember that, but that show was HUGE in its time. I watched that every week. (granted, we didn’t know then what we know now about Bill Cosby, but that’s a whole other thing.)

Just thought of this now, but also how about “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” for that matter?

@Citizen_Justin #248029

Wasn’t every male regular on Frazier gay, apart from Kelsey Grammar?

Unclear on John Mahoney as it seems he was very private about his relationships, but aside from him, that’s true, never realized that.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

( @AFutureForWhites )
@KeepNHGranite For people who like to say they’re just like us, they sure like to hang on to all the languages, foods, music, religions and other cultural practices from their homeland.

Hmm…those are all 100% things that white immigrants, and for that matter the children of white immigrants, did. My mom’s side of the family, for instance, were French-Canadian. I’m not even aware of just how far back in the past it was that they came here, but my mom always likes to tell stories about my grandma and her sisters having a little too much wine and doing things like singing “O Canada” in French. I also recently read a biography of Gorilla Monsoon, the longtime pro wrestler/commentator, who was I believe was a grandson of Italian immigrants, and there’s stories about him singing Italian opera, and traveling with other wrestlers of Italian descent, and there’d only be one guy in the car who didn’t speak Italian, so he missed out on most of the conversation, lol.

Why, it’s almost like they ARE like the rest of us…(except for one obvious thing)

ISEE infynergy #crackpot #magick #quack #mammon

I’d say that this thing probably doesn’t do what it is claimed to do…but I don’t think it really claims to DO anything. “allow its primary field to couple to this flow and generate its effects”? WHAT “effects” exactly??? They said it can “harmonize”…uh, harmonize what with what? Will it allow me to sing in harmony to whatever I’m listening to the car radio?

Todd White #crackpot #fundie

Your whole pornography thing? You think, like, no one knows it?

I absolutely don’t think that. I mean, I don’t tell everyone in the world that I watch porn, but I don’t exactly try to make a secret of it, either.

God's watching it with you.

God’s pretty kinky then.

TheRingGoesSouth #sexist #racist #dunning-kruger

Remember when the internet was a male space?

No, I dont ever remember it being that. Is this some atlernate reality youre thinking of?

Stanlink #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #homophobia #ableist

MLK Jr could have murdered 10,000 people, but I’d still consider the “I Have a A Dream” speech to be an awesome speech and something I 100 percent believe in. That’s maybe a little extreme of a hypothetical situation, but how am I wrong?

Anon #homophobia

other spiritual fujos

What in the fuck is a “fujo”? It sounds like some sort of Japanese car that isn’t sold in the US. “That Toyota Fujo looks kinda cool” lol

LVNDRVCE #fundie #god-complex #psycho

paganism is the same as being indigenous.

No, it is absolutely not. Being “indigenous” means you’re native to the land before colonists came. There’s certainly Native Americans who are Christians.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist

@IlllIllIIllII / Bedroom TV #homophobia #moonbat #ableist

<@KeithInc.> #247683

Um… Wow. I’ve heard this song since about 1975 and never, not once, thought the guy singing was or pretended to be conservative. Rather, he’s complaining about the conservatives’ reaction to people who are different. Always stupid, always the same.

EXACTLY! I think the 2nd verse makes that meaning quite clear:

Well, you walk into a restaurant all strung out from the road
And you feel the eyes upon you as you're shakin' off the cold
You pretend it doesn't bother you but you just want to explode
Most times you can't hear 'em talk, other times you can
All the same old clichés, "Is it woman, is it man?"
And you always seem outnumbered so you don't dare make a stand

The guy said ….“This song is so fucking gay. Redneck trucker maga retard anthem”

Which sounds totally contradictory anyway, but if you know literally ONE DAMN THING about who Bob Seger is, the song is obviously autobiographical. It came out in the early 70s and he’d already been performing for a decade or so by that point. My mom grew up in Ann Arbor, MI, around that time, so I’ve heard the history, lol.

Andrew Tate #sexist

Women call ChatGPT "he" or "she"

Boats and ships are often traditionally referred to as “she” or “her.” But what’s that got to do with the price of tea in China, as the old saying goes?

Donald Trump #conspiracy #crackpot

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #pratt

Today’s trans-insanity is perfectly predicted by Andersen in the 1800’s

I was thinking “who the fuck is Andersen”….they’re talking about Hans Christian Andersen, and “The Emperor’s New Clothes.” Which totally doesn’t apply, sorry. Transgender people are a real thing that exists.

Also, the “grammar nazi” in me coming out…

Hans Christian Andersen’s “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is a tale of swindlers who sell a boldfaced lie

It’s “baldfaced lie” not “boldfaced” damnit!

Biblical gender roles #sexist

So in many ways, a 12 year old girl in pre modern times would have had the maturity level of what many 18 or even 20 year old girls have today.

In my 48+ years of existence, I’ve found that a person’s emotional/mental maturity doesn’t necessarily correspond to their age. I knew people when I was in high school that I found more mature than I think I am right now, really.

Also, ya know…we’re not in the “pre modern times” any more, we’re in the modern times, so maybe we should act like we are??

Satchidanand #crackpot #magick #racist #conspiracy

@Citizen_Justin #247443

Gotta admit though, ‘King Chucky the Turd’ is one I haven’t heard before.

I get that the “turd” part is a pun on “third”, but why not “King Chuck the Fuck”? I mean, I don’t care about him enough to have much of an opinion about him one way or the other, but I think that’s more memorable, lol

Unnamed ICE agent #psycho #wingnut

Ken Ham #fundie

Evolution

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Nick Fuentes #conspiracy #crackpot #homophobia #pratt #psycho #racist #wingnut

We are outnumbered by non-whites.

Bullshit. We’re not. Look at any recent “demographics of the US” thing, white people are more than 50 percent still. I’d guess that’s not gonna remain that way for too much longer, but I couldn’t care less about that personally.

Fritz Berggren #conspiracy #racist #fundie #transphobia #forced-birth

Judas Iscarit was a Christian “minister” who sided with the Jews. This is a big fat warning to all Christians

If Judas didn’t betray Jesus, then how would Christianity be a thing? Isn’t the whole thing about how he died then was resurrected?

Selwyn Duke and Chad O. Jackson #pratt #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Oh, I see after a bit of Googling that “The New American” is from the John Birch Society. One of those groups who don’t just come out and say they’re racist, but totally are.

monty-productions #fundie

if dinorsours exsist, and billioms of years, then the bible is a lie.

That’s the one true thing he said. And, yeah, I’m suspicious of the spelling as well. I’ve known people who were horrible at spelling, possibly dyslexic, and they wrote more legibly than that.

Anonymous #sexist

But once they hit 30, their true form shows. They lose their "hair", their bodies form bizarre proportions and they start to resemble brutish orges they are.

Hey, I’m 48 and I still have most of my “hair”! (not sure what those quotes were for) I mean, it’s a lot more grey than it used to be, but it’s still there, nonetheless!

Also, I don’t think the guy in the picture really looks too bad. I don’t know his age obviously, but he looks like, well, an old guy. That’s what old people look like.

The_slump_lord #psycho #sexist

Beat your liberal wife make her do the dishes

Only if it was some sort of BDSM roleplay thing maybe. (“those dishes aren’t done! Get over my knee” etc, lol) But I’m guessing that that’s not what this person meant.

High Council of Andromeda via Octavia Vasile #ufo #magick

The true separation between worlds is not space, but frequency

I’ll ask this for the umpteenth time….but….frequency of WHAT???

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

One Who Knows #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

90% of these “Haters” have committed some hideous crimes against humanity, children, or their country and/or are involved in some grift that will soon come to an end under Trump’s watch.

I consider myself a “Trump Hater.” You wanna know what the biggest “crime against humanity” I ever did was? I was caught drunk driving back in 1998, didn’t even hit anyone, got busted cus I ran a red light right by the police station. (smooth move, I know, lol) By the way….that was a misdemeanor. Donald Trump is literally a convicted felon!!

Kathleen Blanchard #ableist #wingnut

Wait for it...quadriplegic Ken, sexually-molested Skipper, terminal-cancer Kelly, asexual Allan, single parent-raised Stacie- just celebrating our diversity!

Well, OK, a “sexually-molested” doll might be a little weird, but I don’t see a big problem with the rest, to be honest. And what’s wrong with “asexual Allan” anyway? I never read those “Archie” comics, but isn’t Jughead basically asexual?

Children’s Health Defense #ableist #conspiracy #quack

As a person who is autistic myself, CHD can just fuck off.

David J Stewart #fundie #sexist #crackpot

God's will for 99% of women is to GET MARRIED, BEAR CHILDREN, GUIDE THE HOUSE, and STAY OUT OF TROUBLE!

I don’t know the exact statistic on that, how many women are married and have children, but I’m assuming it’s much lower than 99%! Seems like God’s will is not coming to pass, huh?

women nowadays seem to have their OWN AGENDAS.

Well, good for them!

Cosmotheist Church #racist #fundie #conspiracy

One nice thing about being an atheist is, IMO, that I don’t have to care about stuff like this. Unless you’re having a problem with someone I care about because of their religion, I don’t give a damn. I don’t have a dog in the fight, so to speak.

Caribbia #racist #conspiracy #elitist #wingnut

3. I am NOT okay with brutalizing people solely because of their race, accent, or both. Remember, people with foreign accents and/or of a foreign race CAN be legal!

So, that means that he or she is just fine with illegal immigrants being “brutalized”?

Lord Frogmire #ableist #psycho #wingnut

It only took me 30 seconds of watching that video to get annoyed. He says people who have ADHD and autistic people are “diametrically opposed” and “at war” or something. But that’s actually a somewhat common thing, for people to be both.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #psycho #mammon

I’m sitting here. Alone. In the war room. Fighting for you. The rest of the staff went home hours ago. It’s just me, one dying laptop

That line is just absurd on so many levels. Does the “war room” not have power outlets? Plug the damn thing in! And cmon, who would seriously believe that Trump is “burning the midnight oil” after everyone else went home? That’s not even really meant an insult toward him from me (for once) but he is 79 years old, after all.

Itsneverdoneitsneverover #psycho #sexist

.Bisexual, only interested in men

Uhhhhhhhhhh, what? How do those words, when put together in that order, possibly make any sense??

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Liberal heads would explode like hammers hitting watermelons!

Wait, what???? I don’t know what the watermelons are like wherever he’s from, but I think typically it’d be the watermelon that would explode, not the hammer. (especially if it’s a “Sledge-o–matic”, right?)