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Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Then work your way to OBAMA

He dictated that line while raising a gauntleted fist towards the heavens in a gothic castle housing paradoxically futuristic equipment while wearing a green tabard and hooded cloak over riveted power armour and a grim iron mask, didn’t he?

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie #elitist #racist

owever, Calvinist societies ([…]Afrikaners) have disproven this over and over again.

Oh, Villainous Zoomer, you are not redeemed at all…

PITT Parents #transphobia

Matt Goodwin #racist #conspiracy

@PLMMJ #253056

Here in the states we used to use Anglo-Saxons as a catchall for white people in the “in-group” hence the term WASP, or White Anglo-Saxon Protestants, as White Supremacist just love to basically steal terms and concepts from other groups and passing it off as theirs.

christ ambassador #fundie

“I prayed to the LORD for a victory to prove that he answers prayers.”
You picked an event with a 50-50 outcome possible.
One of the two candidates won. This is not a miracle.
You want to prove divine intervention?
Next season, pray for the hot-dog vendors to win the superbowl. That would go a long way to establishing divine intervention.

Anon #fundie

The waiter asks, ‘How Is Your Meal?’
’I’m being blown by a demon,’ I reveal.
He warned me, ’Don’t shout!
Or wave it about!
Or others will want the same deal!’

PITT Parents #transphobia

“They said it was for you,
And I should believe it too.

I didn’t get a reason,
Only threats - and that I was a demon.”
I think you’re lying, here.
No doctor I’ve ever had was slow to give me reasons. How they came to this diagnosis, how they know it’s not some other problem, what drugs they’re giving ma and what they hope to achieve, things to look out for, sometimes some alternative drugs and the reasons they AREN’T giving me those.
So I bet you were told.
I will bet they offered to give you pamphlets.
They may have mentioned support groups to help you understand.

But the INSTANT someone told you your kid was transgendered, suddenly you were the protagonist in a Michael Crichton Novel, seeking the antidote to the evil technology pills the cult gave the poor defenseless accessory to your life and self-image.
And everything went in one ear, edited for the script, and out onto the page.

John C. Wright #fundie

The Right cannot see both sides of any issue. They cannot (or dare not) treat any rival viewpoints with respect, not even the respect needed to address or refute them. This alleviates the Right from the burden of actually meeting a burden of proof, indeed, of actually making any argument at all. They just ask opposing viewpoints to shut up.

The great selling point of the Right, the great promise of Mac, is that all issues are Solidox and settled and the great debate of the human condition, all the mysteries of life, are no longer open to discussion. The matter is closed. Talk must stop. Correct thinking is true, incorrect thinking is heresy. You must shut up. You must shut up. You must shut up.

PITT Parents #transphobia

I've got to figure that these PITTers were ridiculously self-absorbed long before their kids came out.
Kid has a tough time adjusting to a new school? Parent: "Oh, this is hurting ME so much!"
Kid goes through first breakup? Parent: "I am so devastated for MYSELF!"
Kid loses a job? Parent: "This is the worst thing that could happen to MEEEEE!"

Master Luke Robinson #god-complex #psycho

Go right ahead. And cancel any job interviews while you're at it.

John C. Wright #conspiracy #wingnut

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie #elitist #racist

Haven't you been listening? The Great Replacement is underway! Pasty white bigots need to start fornicating day and night! They don't have time to engage in violent crime!

Ramboh #racist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

“Why Does Everyone Hate Jews?”

It's very difficult to shake off childhood programming, and bigotry rarely happens in a vacuum. Behind an antisemite you usually find a family of antisemites; it's a generational disease, like alcoholism.

Declan Finn #fundie #wingnut

Finn fails basic Catholicism. The Catholic church is a top down command structure. If you disagree with Catholic policy you can quietly advocate for a different position within the church but should still present the church’s position outside it. If you can’t accept that then you should be leaving the Catholic church.

Trustyourperceptions #sexist #crackpot

Master Luke Robinson #god-complex #psycho

Laura G #transphobia

“I lost my son, and while I now occasionally see him, I still lost him.”
And what have you done to deserve her?

“He still drinks the kool aid and still takes the drugs.”
I imagine my mother as a fan of RFK telling me that diabetes isn’t real. And complaining that I still take the insulin and drink Big Pharma’s Kool-Aid. Yeah, sorry to disappoint, but I’m going to live my life, thanx, kay, buh-bye.

“My only son, I will never have biological grandchildren.”
I was told by racist people that by marrying out of my race, i was denying my parents any ‘real’ grandkids.’
Kind of amazing how much they turned out to love their grandkids.

“Maybe one day he will decide this is all a lie, maybe one day.”
Or, maybe YOU will get a smoothie made from the Tree of Knowledge?

Declan Finn #fundie #wingnut

Ficle Dann: “Everyone I don’t like is Satanist!”

these people would all be excommunicated.

…If they were actual Satanists, you’d think that at least they wouldn’t even care about being excommunicated from the catholic church and at most would be outright happy.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Has anyone tried to map out all those convoluted tangled love triangles?
…if not, probably for the better. Anyone attempting such a thing would certainly succumb to madness before finishing, if not outright summon something unspeakable into this world.

Sometimes, when current events are so depressing, it's nice to find a genuinely whackadoodle conspiracy theory.

Laura G #transphobia

*to the tune of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony*

Me Me Me ME! Me Me Me ME!

Anon #racist

>/pol/

The Jew passed to

…you that which you’re posting on.

After all: if not for one - Jeffrey Epstein - having such reinstated, then how would have you been able to post on that which had previously been removed from 4chan…?!

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Princess Diana did not die in the 1997 Paris crash. Assets pulled her out alive. Medical teams rebuilt her face and body. She took the name Melania Knauss and used modeling as cover.

Except Melania had been working as a model for years by 1997.

Trustyourperceptions #sexist #crackpot

Anon #fundie

A demon rapes me constantly. All day 99% of the day it feels like my dick is getting sucked.

Did that start after Anon watching https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082334/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_The%20Entity?

Laura G #transphobia

Anon #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #253085

Would.

Also, the Great Demon Lord of Lust, Lilithmon (X-antibody), also does it for me.

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In slightly more seriousness, for me the attraction to Succubi comes mostly from the “Succubus in love” trope. Something about the embodiment of carnal desires actually falling in love with a mortal and remaining faithful to them is very wholesome to me.

Laura G #transphobia

never have biological grandchildren

So you only saw your daughter as a spermbank to continue your bloodline? Jesus effin’ Christ lady, that’s shallow even by PITTparents standards!

Anon #fundie

>/x/

Meanwhile, in /aco/:

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There are those on that particular board who would take one look at the above pic of Verosika Mayday from “Helluva Boss” and say just one word:

‘Would.’

OR:

I finally realized God may actually be not removing it for an unknown reason and it's not a succubus wife from a past life or something. It may even be male which is bad because I'm not gay

I finally realized God may actually be not removing it for an unknown reason

I’m reminded of this:

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529

Thus (check one):

[ ] Your ‘God’ isn’t removing that incubus because he wants you to experience a mere taster of (pun not intended) what’s to come when you cark it and you’re in Hell for the sin of Lying: even pretend ones

[ ] That demon isn’t being removed because your ‘God’ doesn’t exist, and you’re that guy in the ‘article’ in “The Onion”

Choose wisely, Anon.

@tricky6513 / ZeroZoinks #wingnut #transphobia #racist #dunning-kruger

Laura G #transphobia

@tricky6513 / ZeroZoinks #wingnut #transphobia #racist #dunning-kruger

Anon #fundie

Master Luke Robinson #god-complex #psycho

So you'll be getting the IRS tax info? How many are fellow believers or is it just you?

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@Conscience #253075

And spawning similiar butthurt losers still bitching to this day like the Confederates here in the States.

Henry Makow PhD #sexist #racist #fundie #conspiracy

Anon #fundie

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Nazis are remembered for atrocities and losing wars. Burlesque survived.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

You forgot these results
More war
Tariffs decimating our economy
Epstein cover ups
America losing good will from allies

Anon #racist

Still insisting that you bastards were going to win despite all the evidence that clearly says otherwise one of which is the Nazis going to war with basically everyone while also going about conducting the holocaust is not something that’s going to result in victory

But seriously the fact that you assholes make all manner of bullshit to justify your hatred of the Jews should tell you more about your headspace then it does about the fact that the vast majority of people, white people included, find your beliefs and ideological abhorrent and monsterous and you fuckers find that frustrating and thus automatically assume the Jews are behind it instead of possible admitting that your ideology and beliefs are complete bullshit.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

“Just think, Henri; instead of music et laughter et joy, we too could have industrialized murder and fascist control of the entire population! Germany was right to “kick out” the Jews, and by “kick out,” I mean from life, because they rounded up innocent civilians who ran shoe stores and bakeries and fucking murdered them, even killing the babies who couldn’t see fucking colour, let alone run a subversive cultural machine! And imagine, we too could have all that, if only we surrendered to these hateful murderous fiends!”
*Henri looks at his friend. Beat. Gunshot rings out. Henri holsters his gun as the friend slumps to the detritus of the forest floor, now just food for the crows.*

“Putain de Nazi.”

Trustyourperceptions #sexist #crackpot

"Ooh, look at me; I read a genetics textbook, had some sexist preconceived notions that derided the males of my species, and smashed them together - and against my own head - until the blunt force trauma made me hallucinate all this nonsense!"

This is what happens when your premise starts with contempt and just works backwards from there.

For the record, SRY is just one of the genes responsible for gonad development; it’s not a ‘magic button,’ because that’s not how gene regulation works, it’s more of a system. And it’s not ironclad, or else there’d be no females at all. SRY can be overwritten, and is frequently. But that’s all too complex for the “half the human race needs to die so I feel better about being a shitty person” crowd, so we all have to read fuckery like this.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

“And this makes Donald Jesus Trump the One True King of All Britannia! Kick that phony Chuck off that fancy-ass chair and give our guy fuckin’ Excalibur, already! He’ll undo all that ‘dismantle the Empire’ nonsense! Taking back all those countries that left, like Canada and Australia and India and Ameri-whoops! Not that one! That one gets to stay free because reasons! And yes, I’m ignoring that Diana had no claim to any kind of royal title outside her marriage to Charles, or that it’s rather hard for a British person to affect an accurate Slovenian accent, or that Diana would be ten years older than Melania, had she not taking the Paris Tunnel Extreme Street Luge Challenge, or that Diana was a devoted mother who never would have left her sons behind! I know all that already, but choose to ignore it to fit my nonsense; because I am duck-fucking insaaaaaaaaaane!”

Edit: another thing that just occured to me: a simple and cursory internet search will bring up Melania’s past as a softcore porn model. If she’s really Diana, than the implications are kinda fucky.

Anon #racist

And Hitler lost and opposed freedoms for others so go fuck yourself