KeithInc.

@KeithInc.

faith1 #fundie

“I have already posted this on another thread but it needs to go here to. I worked with a homosexual 35 years ago.”
So, 1975? Right about the time that a lot of gay men were coming out of the closet, to the surprise of their wives and kids? And getting a LOT of pushback?
Still a few years before Reagan ignored the AIDS epidemic, letting gays die from God’s punishment…
Okay, gotcha.

“I tried to witness to him but he just kelp saying he had a home in heaven and what he was doing was not a sin..”
Ah. So, just pushing your buttons.

“ He also said that the gays would take over and have more rights than others”
That’s not a gay position. There’s just no reason they can’t have all the rights you enjoy. So, again, pushing your button.

“through the SCHOOLS AND CHURCHES.”
Did he really say that or are you retconning the conversations?

“ And their goal was to have homosexual marriages broadcast on the TV.”
Uh huh… Did he put on a scary mask and jump out at you from time to time?

“ Everyone just laughed at him (35 years ago) and said that would never happen.

In 1975, that probably seemed unlikely.

“Well it has.”
No, it has not.

“ People say they don,t recrute well he tried way back then.”
And, once more, i doubt that he wanted to sleep with you, but watching how you reacted to the offer would have been WILDLY amusing. Button, button, button.

“Days of Noah again indeed! People now say OH thats the way it is suspose to be before Jesus comes back.”
Superstition fight!

“I agress.”
?? You agree or you digress?

“ But I don't think we are to just let it happen”
You waited 35 years to react to this teasing?

Kat Stansell #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

“When I heard, in the wee hours this morning, that Lindsay Graham has “passed from a “brief and sudden illness”, I immediately thought that his death could have been a message from Iran.”
Trump has invaded their country, stolen their oil, and killed their leaders.
Would they send a message by Lindsay having a sudden illness or by his plane blowing up over the Atlantic?
They would not only want Trump to know they were capable of this, they would want the entire country to know. They would want every dick in Congress scared that they could be next if they don’t rein in Trump, which would require reining in Israel.
Frankly, if i were iran and in charge of picking targets, I’d be stacking Israel bodies like cordwood and tell Trump about it.

RibKing67 #fundie

“My kid would not "turn out to be gay".”
And if he did, he’s sure never fucking tell you…

“He may choose to be gay”
Because no faggot can come from your loins, i take it?

“in which case I would choose to not have contact with him except for holidays and forced family events.”
Good luck even then.

“It is not something that happens to you it is a choice.”
All the science says otherwise.

“As much as I love my kids that is the truth of the matter.”
You just love your bigotry more than your gay son.

Mary Eberstadt #fundie

“You Guys know just what I mean here!”
Yes, I believe i do.

“To take another example, it’s like when people say, “There’s no logic to the efficacy of prayer and divine intervention in linear space and time””
She is attacking atheism.
The particular argument is just one example, but what she means to say is that there are people who don’t believe in God or Hell. But since prayer is real (to her), then the stated argument just cannot be the actual motive.

Rather:
“when what they really mean is, “I don’t care if she’s young enough to be my daughter, I’m going to nail her in a heartbeat if I get the chance.””
Whatever reason the atheists SAYS he has to reject god and hell, he’s ACTUALLY jimmying up an excuse to behave without morals. Because no one will judge him, and he will not face eternal icky pain in the unending flames.

“That kind of atheist self-deception thing!”
So, never mind that there’s no evidence of God or Hell, and no decent arguments, and no reason to believe in either, the ONLY reason I could be an atheist would be to have, for example, the perverted sex and fear no consequences.

"Yes, that’s what I learned to do too as soon as I didn’t have a family around to remind me of self-sacrifice and birth and death and other things tied up with religion that make no sense when You live by and for Yourself. That was the beginning of my road to You.”
So, the influence of family made you moral, independence made you a sinner, until you figured out that you needed religion.

Still nutburgers, but not quite a non-sequitur.

Anonymous #fundie

"All legal citizens of this country need to respect the FACT that this country was FOUNDED on Christian beliefs.”
Except that it’s not a fact.
Not going to respect your miseducation on US history.

“What is so hard about that?”
Honesty? Truthiness? HIstory?

“We respect other religions.”
No, you really don’t. Let a Muslim lead the opening prayer for Congress and see how people respect his right to be there.

“ Why can't people just respect this as a part of our country.”
Because it ain’t.

“I just don't understand why everyone can't get along when it comes to religion.”
Because you want special treatment for your religion that it did not earn and doesn’t deserve? Just a thought.

SwordofGeddo #fundie

“I was just wondering out of frustration, why do we have the Supreme Court and the judical branch of the government?”
Same reason we have anything. For the sex.

“THey seem to do nothing but bad things to this country.”
Sure, sure. Not that your list of SCOTUS decisions is the least bit influenced by your own bias…

“They outlawed school prayer in the 1960s,”
No, actually, the First Amendment outlawed school prayer, they just finally noticed that.

“they legalized abortion in the 1970s,”
They found no good secular reason to ban abortion.

“they declared anti-sodomy laws unconstitutional back in 2003 i think?”
And again, no good secular basis for this discrimination.

“And many lower courts have forced Gay marriage in states even when the people of those states have voted to keep marriage between a man and a women.”
Yes, but that’s the entire point. None of those laws outrank the Constitution, and the Constitution has no secular basis for such discrimination.

“Recently Roberts voted Obamacare was legal as a tax, I feel almost like he was paid off to rule as he did.”
Okay. Feel free to find the bank records to show this.

“Why do we have this part of the government that can made sweeping decrees and laws with the slam of a gavel?”
That’s in the Constitution.

“Why allow these unelected people to go against the will of citizens, enforcing their own kind of law on all of us without our consent?”
Feel free to impeach them, then. Start a movement! Call the news! Write letters to your editor!
Or, you know, go on the internet and whine impotently…

“Why not just get rid of this problem, and eliminate the judicial branch?”
And then do what…? If there’s two groups in disagreement about whether or not the Constitution protects Satanism, who decides?

SuperTails92 #fundie

“T = people do speak in tounges (read: talk in languages that they don't know)”
When my blood sugar drops to the 40s i sometimes talk in gibberish. I KNOW what I’m trying to say in English. My wife does not understand what comes outof my mouth. Even knowing what i MEAN to say, i can’t understand what I’m saying.
I think that’s far more likely than God reversing his decision at the Tower of Babel….

CottShop #fundie

“LOL He is going ot be crucified mercilessly by the 10 billion year old advocates.”
Is there a merciful way to crucify?
And who are the 10BYO advocates? The universe is 14, the Earth is 4. Where do you get 10 except by not understanding a fucking thing about what you’re rejecting?

“I studied under Ken Ham at a 1 year bible college, and he has taken a LOT of flack for his science-”
What science?

“but that's the way of hte left- ostracize and ridicule anyone that dissagrees with you-”
For disagreeing? Or for not using science properly?

“calling them psuedo-scientists in a nasty attempt to try to discount their facts.”
What facts would those be?

“Hopefully htough, his museum will plant a few seeds that will sprout eternal life.”
I made a meme of Ken’s statement that defined Atheism as a religion without credulity. I think it’s wonderful. I also think he MEANT credibility, but this works way better. And, well, spell-checker. Dumb people shouldn’t use spell-checkers.

KingzKid #fundie

“Even atheism is a religion."
Except by actual definitions of religion, but sure.

“It is a worldview that requires faith in something that man cannot prove.”
Not really. I don’t have FAITH that there are no gods, i just find all the arguments for them unconvincing. Bad math, poor history, poorer science, presuppositional logic, really poor English skills…

“Not only is it a false religion,”
Feel free to show me any reason at all to think that.

“it is one of the most dangerous and still being taught to our youth as truth.”
You confuse atheism and secular schooling.
One of those poor English skills…

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #sexist

@TheKingOfRhye #207586

I forget which play of his it was, but two women run off and disguise themselves as men to avoid I THINK bad marriages. One befriends a guy who wants to date a girl but doesn’t know how, so ‘He’ agrees to pretend to be a girl so the guy can practice seduction.

So a guy’s trying to seduce a girl he thinks is a guy who’s actually a girl who’s ACTUALLY actually a guy…

Rom831 #fundie

“ It absolutely dumbfounds me where some people are so worried about outside things like their cats, or this native in the wilderness, that they would choose an eternity in hell for it.”
Well, that’s just it, isn’t it?
You can’t understand anyone who has empathy.
That empathy makes me care about cats, and islanders, and homeless people, and the gays, and women, and single parents… A whole raft of things that your religion either marginalizes or flat out ignores.
And your whole approach is that you have YOUR salvation, what do you care about these ‘outside’ interests.
And I can’t sign up with that much self-centeredness.

Holdmybeerwatchdis #psycho

“I am a firm believer in people getting a beating for being too lippy.”
Okay. Fuck you. I spent time in uniform to defend the Constitution, including the first amendment.

“The internet lets these people dodge their comeuppance, I am not okay with that.”
Great! Where do you want to meet?
I will tell you to your face to fuck off with your anti-American attitude and you can take away my cane and beat this veteran for being lippy. My wife will be the one taking pictures.

“People that feel they can say what they want at any time on the internet, I hope those people get punched too.”
Yes, because having an opinion is a reason for physical violence.

“You react and there is an equal or greater reaction, the world has always and will always work that way.”
Yep. Always has. but the question is whether or not that SHOULD be the case, no?

“Well then don't complain when you get paralyzed/murdered like this guy could've been, for saying a word.”
Oh, I’ll complain. You want to get physical for my exercising my 1stAmendment rights, I’ll call you every fucking name in the goddamned book. Put me in the hospital. Bring a lawyer, though.

“I'm not saying it's right,”
That’s literally what you’re saying. It’s what you want to happen.

“but this guy is not helping his cause at all acting like this, the first punch was maybe "justifiable",”
And there, again, you say it’s right.

“I don't want to live in a world where I could potentially be murdered for saying something,"
You mean like Charlie Kirk?

“We are living in that world right now, saying the wrong thing in the wrong place has consequences. Always has always will,"
but you do NOT think it’s right? You’re sure?

“wherever you are you should be mindful of what you say.”
And you should be mindful of my rights to speak my mind, you fuckknuckle.

“Common courtesy and politeness are very hard to find these days, so don’t run your mouth off at people you don’t know. Simple very very simple”
I will run my mouth however I want.
Seriously, where do you want to meet?
I’m in Massachusetts. Where are you?

mamacags #fundie

“Can you imagine being a hate filled person that "preaches" tolerance”
That would be intolerants. They make intolerant comments, then their response to pushback is ‘Oh, look at how TOLERANT the “Tolerant” left really is!’

“but really really hates Christians”
I can really, really, really hate anybody and still tolerate them, grant them the right to exist, to participate in society, and speak their mind.
Tolerance is not our religion. It’s a transaction.
If i say, I am tolerant of humans and you want to be intolerant of, say, homosexuals, then I do not need to be tolerant of your hatred.

“when the rapture does happen.”
I’ll wave at your diminishing form and ask if i can have your car.

“It must be sad to live like that.”
Nope.

“I feel sorry for them and feel we should pray for them.”
Feel free to spend your time casting spells on my post-mortem magical form.

“Their tolerance doesn't include anyone but themselves, and all they preach is hate.”
So, tolerant people keep telling you to move the fuck along?
Okay. Yes, that’s entirely their fault.

HellHoundOnMyTrail #fundie

“To everyone who said Evolution is supported by fact. read my "Questions For Evolutionists" thread. I'm sure you'll change your mind.”
Oh! So, you address the facts that support evolution and show how they’re in error? Or do you go off on a tangent that has nothing at all to do with the facts that support evolution?

“ For example:
Where did the space in which evolution occurred come from? And where did the first matter come from?”
There’s no way any answer to either question draws the facts that support evolution into question. So, 0 for 1 as far as changing my mind.

“If you believe it was just always there, that's just as impossible to proove as the existence of God.”
Um, aside from the fact that this has zero effect on what I believe about evolution, if you want me to change my mind, you need to actually disprove something i believe.
Crowing that there’s just as much room for your beliefs as mine does nothing to challenge my beliefs.

"Except one day, God will be proven. When Christ returns to earth, no one will be able to deny it.”
But until that happens, i certainly can deny it.
And, still, evolution is secular science. Proving God is real doesn’t touch evolutionary theory.

“And we Christians don't need or want proof. We have faith. Christ said, "We walk by faith, not by sight."”
But every time creationists think they’ve found evidence, they shout that to the fucking sky.

“If we had proof, no one would need fath.”
Then what the fuck is the point of the questions you’re asking?

“And we dont need or want the proof that God is real untill we are in the kingdom of Heaven.”
At no point in this entire screed have you asked me anything that would make me question evolution in any aspect. And yet you predicted victory.
This is the stuff that keeps me from becoming Christain. I might be this stupid…

Dwight Longenecker #fundie

“Is there really such a thing as an utterly authentic atheist?”
Depends on how you define your terms.
Some people feel that atheists can have no morals at all, and any atheist that obeys the law isn’t ‘authentic.’

"I have a dreadful feeling”
The linchpin of the scientific method…

“ that there exists a sort of human sub-species who have lost their spiritual capacity completely. These authentic atheists do not profess belief in God, nor even disbelief.”
I don’t believe in ANY gods offered by humans. I’m not a strong atheist, I don’t have the evidence to say that none of them exist, I just have no reason to think they do.

"Instead they seem entirely deaf to such ideas. They do not hate the Church or say the Bible is a fairy tale. They do not spit out bigoted remarks that blame the Pope for the holocaust or missionaries for murder.”
Oh. I don’t know of anyone that meets all these checkblocks.

“They do not attack the arguments for the existence of God, say the universe is random, or call Rick Warren a simpleton. They do not rage against God, any more than someone born blind has dreams in color. These are the authentic atheists.”
Dude, far as i can tell you’re imaginary atheists are all over the map EXCEPT that yours is the only god they don’t accept.
More of a fantasy than any sort of analysis.

nononsenseguy #fundie

“Darwinism is not based on science!”
Okay.
Darwin is not my religion, or even a religious figure for me. Next?

“ Sheeesh. You people that believe this stuff are relentless.”
Weird how people who know the facts are steady, huh?

“Science is based on observation, and repeatable processes.”
No. The scientific method calls for repeatable observations.
A river in Wyoming has 20 million annual layers of sediment under it. If i count the layers and you do, too, we should come up with similar tallies. That’s a repeatable observation.
This does not require one person or a series of persons observe the river’s bed for 20 million years, neither the past 20 mil or another 20 mil to repeat it.
Also, I live n Massachusetts. I do not want people in any of the colleges near me forced to repeat the process of a stellar nova in order to make their study science.

“There is no physical evidence! Show me.”
Just an outright lie. And usually, the ‘show me’ demand is for evidence that evolution does not suggest. A lizard giving birth to a pig or something that the science doesn’t claim ever happened.

“It is pure foolishness (well, I have to admit, I have met a few people in my life that gave me a fleeting thought that evolution might be true)."
Oh, such an insult! You’re so CLEVER! Of course, that’s an insult, so according to 1 Corinthians, you’re going to Hell. See you there.

“You cannot observe evolution,”
Yes.
We also cannot observe that aspirin has a direct effect on lessening pain. It could just be a vast coincidence. But doctors tend to be pretty confident they can prescribe medication and get results.
Not necessary to be science, though.

“and you certainly cannot create it (therefore repeat it).”
Not an issue.

“It is the biggest hoax ever foisted on a gullible public.”
I dunno… Did the US ever invade a sovereign country because of a rumor that they had weapons of mass instruction to teach evolution with?

Martin #fundie

“Try this:
You have heard that it was said, You shall not commit adultery. But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.”
Yeah, the woman I married is the one i promised fidelity to.
SHE lets me look. She’s not threatened by my looking at porn. I was a sub sailor when we met. She would even let me watch strippers if i was into that.
Her rule is, if i touch another woman, everything that touches her has to be burned off before I go home.

“The problem comes when you deny that temptation that is allowed to grow in the heart,”
I don’t deny the attraction. I do deny the temptation. No woman I look at besides my wife is one i intend to have sex with.

“for such is what is called 'orientation' is, and rule your life.”
Is there a version of this in English?
My orientation is het, but it only ‘rules’ my life in that i don’t own gay or child porn. Or bestiality stuff.

“To identify with a sin, as those who describe themselves as homosexual do, is to say that it is their master.”
But I identify with heterosexuality. It’s my orientation. It’s not my master and I don’t sin with it. I also don’t believe that ‘sin’ is a quality that exists in the real world.

“Those who describe themselves as LGBT have already given way to sin.”
I think those who judge others are also in violation of their superstition.

LilAngelHeart #fundie

“Being born a certain way doesn't make it right or natural anyway.”
Wouldn’t that be the fucking definition of natural?
I mean, it’s not like women are born with glitter on their cheeks…

“Someone could be born with a kleptomaniac gene or a tourette syndrome gene, that still doesn't make those activities okay.”
Okay, shifting from ‘right’ and ‘natural’ to ‘okay’?
Those seem like different things to me.
Kleptomania, a compulsion to steal, is a behavior that harms other people. So the behavior isn’t ‘right,’ but is the condition itself wrong? Or just something that needs treatment?
Tourette’s can offend, but is it ‘wrong?’ How do you figure?

“People are born mentally ill, that doesn't make erratic and crazy behaviour acceptable.”
Just sliding on down the counter, aren’t you?
I assume you’re trying to make a case against homosexuality? Or something else modern christains find ‘icky.’
But the big question is how much unnecessary harm does the condition do?

Kent Hovind #fundie

“It cannot be detected.”
So, this would be taking words OUT of his mouth. Rather than show you understand the qualifier, you just ignore it and carry on to your own goal.
This is dishonest, “Doctor,” even for you.

“It is not part of science.”
Except for all of that evidence that it happened over a long, long, long period of time.
Might be why the scientific method doesn’t actually require eyewitnesses.

“It is just a religion.”
Uh huh. You would know.

Pete Hegseth #wingnut #quack #sexist

@Timjer #259986

No, no, no, it’s the gymbro roid monsters that decoded the Enigma machine!
And made the A-bomb! By shouting ‘hulk smash atom!’ and beating rocks with their foreheads!

papercut100 #fundie

“ In short children can and do 'consent' all the time -”
In short, you’re wrong, making a category error between ‘willingness’ and ‘consent.’

‘Willing’ is not the same as legally giving consent.

We do not allow minors to sign contracts to buy cars or homes. Legally, they are not able to give consent, exactly because we don’t feel that they are able to adequately assess the consequences. So, yes, that ‘line’ about kids not being able to consent DOES show why you’re wrong.

Anon #sexist

‘for everyone to get along, oppress men.’
That’s not everyone getting along. That’s just shifting the oppression.

Greek American people #fundie

“Well first of all most people in America believe there is some sort of God so y not just take2 secs and respect MY BELEF!!”
I believe it’s against the Constitution, so why not take half a second and respect MY BELIEF!?

“y should i always comprimise for u”
Because the government is secular by design.

“ WHY DONT PEOPLE COMPRIMISE FOR CHRISTIANS SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Good lord you’re so put upon, aren’t you?
Can’t get a Christain elected to office, can’t get your sabbath treated special, get Christmas off but those horrible bastards want to call it ‘winter holiday,’
Fuck. Show us on the doll where you’re persecuted.

Ocean Girl! #fundie

“If you think you are so smart, smarter than God obviously, then why don't you prove that those two theory's are true.”
Well, I am smart enough to know how to spell theories. And why no one can prove any scientific theory.

“That's just it, they're theories.”
How did you spell that differently in two consecutive sentences?
And, no. If you’re talking about evolution, there’s a fact of evolution AND there’s the theory to explain it.

“If you think you are smart enough to come down on christians for not believing what you believe then let's see you do magic and prove this stuff is true.”
I don’t ‘come down’ on Christains for not agreeing with me. It’s the stupid fucking reasons they have for not agreeing with the actual experts that deserve ridicule.

“You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk?”
You can’t even talk the talk.

“A theory is just a thought, nothing proved true...duhhhh tweedledumb.”
In science, theory is a whole lot different from what Matlock tells the witness at the climax of the trial. Duh. And duh, again.

“Also, if the Bible wasn't correct, then why would they be telling us what conditions would be like in the future, and actually be right about it...war,”
Oh, wow! The bibleauthor forecast WAR in the future! That can ONLY mean the bible has a supernatural database supporting it! It’s not like war is a constant condition for humans.

“famine,pestilence,immorality, men having no natural affection, blasphemers, haughty, and disobedient.”
As above.
Now, can you show me the verse that predicted 9-11? I mean, literally planes hitting Twin Towers?

“Man is dominating man to his own injury today, and the Bible knew that was going to happen.”
Right, right.
The Bible that describes Earth as a flat surface on water, with continents spread like mud pies over the top, the sky as solid, the sun as about the same size as the moon, that says goats seeing striped sticks will have striped babies, that says you can cure schizophrenia by throwing it into pigs…?
Yeah, that pile of ignorant nonsense is prophetic because in the future, humans will be assholes. Yes, only God could explain that.

Herb Grossman #homophobia #fundie

“Evolution Encourages Homosexuality”
I hate two things, therefore they’re connected.

“and you should not worry about possibly being a homosexual, because there is no such thing”
Why would i ‘worry’ about being gay?
I’m not, end of introspection.
If i was, i probably wouldn’t have gotten married, so i wouldn’t ‘worry’ about what this’ll do to my relationships.

“--homosexuality is an evil supernatural trick!”
Ooooooh. You’re gay. Yes, the only explanation for a good christain wanting the wrong sex is evil Satanic forces.

“The key is to fight it, and the sooner the better. I still sometimes get supernatural "urges" towards perversions or homosexuality,”
Dude, there’s no need to believe in magic to understand why you want what you want.

“but by immediately rejecting "it" (both physically and mentally), "it" goes away.”
Until the next time…
Wait, how do you ‘physically’ reject sexual attraction? My wife might want to know. I’m all the time expressing interest in seeing her naked, sometimes she’s not really in the mood. “I’m not in the mood!” she cries, or ’I’m DRIVING!’ or ‘the door locks for a reason!’

“It wasn't long before I fell into about three months of doing perverse, homosexual acts with invisible, supernatural people/beings*”
Dude, stay off those websites if the ghosts give you hardons.

Pete Hegseth #wingnut #quack #sexist

@Indicible #259980

Well, Trump has always hired by appearances.
His instinct is more of a casting director than any sort of competence interview. And the greater part of my military career was pushing buttons, not knifing terrorists in dark alleys, but that’s how he imagines the military fighter. Except when they’re marching in a parade to salute him…

Tony DeMarcus #fundie

“Babies, and young children who die before they are old enough to understand the gospels and worship Jesus, unfortunately go straight to Hell. This is a Bible fact, and anybody who disagrees is guilty of heresy.”
Um, yeah.
Paul, who expected Jesus to return any day now, cautioned against having sex, because the kids might not have time to accept Jesus before it was too late.
He did say if you absolutely HAD to have sex, it would be better not to have kids.
Because we’re all sinners and Jesus is the only way to Heaven.
Of course, on scrutiny, this means a LOT of innocent people go to Hell, which makes God a bit of a bastard.
Some philosophers then invented Limbo, to make God less of a jackhole. And moving back from ‘God not a dick’ conclusion to whichever evidence supports that, you can find it in the bible if you retconn it enough.

But on the other hand:
“I trust that I have successfully refuted the heresies of the lieberal element”
This isn’t a refutation. You just listed your opinion and assume everyone who disagrees has to take you at face value.

“On a final note, I would like to add that the thought of all those screaming infants in hell is enough to make you want to avoid the place at all costs, if you needed any more encouragement!”
Hell is OTHER people screaming?
Not something to avoid because _I_ will be tortured, but i have to listen to innocents screaming?
Stayed up all night thinking of that one, did you?

SchrodingersDick #sexist

“and as a man’s dating pool grows, it becomes younger and younger as THAT IS WHAT FEMALE SMV IS.”
SMV is an incel assessment of how many men will be jealous of the guy with that woman on his arm.
Works JUST as well if the incel is straight, gay, even so far in the closet he doesn’t know, pedophile, or asexual.
It’s like an AI looking at a picture. Woman has
[_] Youth
[_] Tits
[_] Ass
[_] Money
[_] Hair
[_] Teeth
And so on. The actual attractiveness to the individual incel is hardly significant.
He just fantasizes, If I had that guy’s looks, money, film bibliography, mansion, cars, and international fame, I would date hot young chicks and THEN everyone would be jealous of me.

As fantasies go, I prefer Star Trek.

Pete Hegseth #wingnut #quack #sexist

So, get rid of everyone requiring hormone therapy, then assign hormone therapy to everyone else who…

What a fucking circus.

beatles123 #sexist

“That said, feminism has discouraged a lot of males like this.”
Yes, yes, women having the right to say ‘no’ is such an unfair blow to men who might be turned down…

“ We're in a society where Betas like this are encouraged in order to "Liberate" female oppression.”
Actually, society encourages women to take responsibility for themselves, not to wait for a man to rescue them. Are you paying any attention further away than your own dick?

“He needs to learn to go out and TAKE what he wants.”
Yes, yes, i’m sure if enough men violate feminist women and rape them, then feminists will realize their mistake and go back into the kitchen.

You’re going to get your dick cut off with an ice knife.

RockerDude #fundie

“[response to thread entitled "Jesus Freaks piss me off"]
"Wait til God gets in your face....”
Yes, but the threat remains that I won’t have the evidence I keep asking for (some reason to think Christ is real), until it’s too late and my soul is past its best-by date.

“you won't even remember these people.....”
Pretty sure I will.
Because when God asks, ‘why didn’t you believe in me?’ I’ll be quick to point out, “Have you SEEN the chucklefucks who represent you? Arrogant, self-important, entitled fuckstains who only know parts of their own religion. I don’t want to be counted among those losers!”

“choose Jesus and live, choose ANYTHING else and die....”
Yeah, that’s rational.
The entire point of Jesus coming to Earth is about second chances and later redemptions and justice. But the Christain Faith is about getting it right the first time OR BURN IN HELL YOU SINNER!

“you have a choice, make it a good one."
I can’t see that someone like you is the better choice, though.

WarGuerrilla #fundie

“your a faggot.”
Why oh why can we not teach people to hate AND to spell?

“ Dont post anything bad about christianity you ignorant bastard.”
Witch trials, crusades, bombing abortion clinics, murdering abortion doctors, cutting off welfare benefits, The Inquisition, destruction of Native culture by thw explorers,dividing the world between exploiters…
Not much in history is nice about Christainity.

“Maybe you should read the bible you narrow minded fool.”
Did. Didn’t like it. Not enough steampunk.

"Homosexuality = hell.”
God is a total bitch that way, yes.

“I dont care what you say.”
that’s why you’re so upset you’re dooming yourself to Hell?
(Look up ‘revilers’ in 1 Corinthians)

“This is funny but the Christianity part is completely right.”
Sound like one of the people who loved to hear George Carlin crucify the RCC, but got up set to learn he was atheist.

“ Please never post again until you find Jesus.”
YOU JUST SAID you don’t care what he says! How can you follow that with this?

“I dont want to see anyone go to hell even if its an ignorant narrow minded idiotic fool like you.”
Seriously, 1 Corinthians 6:10″
Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

See ya’ in hell, sweetie.

time4me #fundie

“For people like me - who do believe the Biblical account - it is a strange situation.”
Yeah, so VERY MANY people in the world just HAVE to be lying to you, huh? Must get frustrating.

“I kind of dated a Biblical Evolutionist long ago.”
I wouldn’t think such waspossible. DO you mean a theistic evolutionist?
Because evolutionists accept a shitload of science,while the Bible is scientifically a null-wave generator. For instance, Genesis describes the Earth as flat…

“When we found we differed in this he asked me how did the whales and other big water creatures get on board the Ark?”
Whales were not on the Ark. Noah was only told to collect the animals that breathe through their nostrils. The authors did not accept that whales were alive. Or dolphins, fish, crabs, oysters… Or trees.. Grass. Ants. Beetles.

“But some evolutionists who did did not hold to the Bible said whales probably had some little hind legs.”
Four.
Four legs.
The evolution of the whale is from four-legged creatures that swam a shitload. Think hippos and otters.

“It makes perfect sense to me, I think the whales and the sea cows walked on board the ark.”
The creatures that became the whales were not whales when they had legs.
If they evolved into whales afterthe flood, that’s a shitload of evolution.

“And this is because I'm using the same info and discoveries that evolutionists use to say there cannot be Biblical exactness. Hmm.”
NO. No, you are not. You’re ignoring a LOT of science to pretend they’re justifiable.

ernest77h Follow The Word #fundie

“If God is love, then isn't it logical to say since atheist do not believe in God?
they also do not believe in love?”
No.
If Zeus is the source of lighting, it’s just as logical to say that any Christain who believed in lightning believes in Zeus.

"Yes this is true,”
So you accept Zeus! Welcome, brother.

“ it is very obvious that the love they have is actually Lust, lust of the eyes, lust of the heart, lust of the mind and body.”
Obvious enough that you can show this? Demonstrate the details?

“Without God, the human spirit cannot in no way experience True Love.”
Double negative. Cannot, in no way? That means I can, thanks.
Do you feel better, now?

“Have ever noticed that almost all atheist do not allow email? Therefore they do not allow the truth to be seen by their eyes.
Interesting group of humans.”
Atheists telling you to stop emailing them with your bullshit is NOT them hiding from the truthiness.
You’re just annoyingly smug for such an idiot.

Naya Rivera #racist

yaycollie #moonbat #dunning-kruger

“Okay holy fuck why are you uploading a Tribute to someone who died 10 years ago during pride month. Literally why. The only things that correlate to you are that you both liked zelda...”
So terribly sorry that a person on this planet could mourn someone your self-centered ass doesn’t value. How difficult it must be for you, that not everyone gets your listed priorities in order to properly express our concerns, griefs, feelings, and hopes.
Please show us on the doll where you’re affected by this tribute existing? In any fucking way?

The Truth For Youth #fundie

“Don't you know that evolution is basically a racist concept?”
I know that some BRAINLESS FUCKING IDIOTS try to use a ‘fear of being racist’ to drive people away from evolution, since they have no actual evidence to argue with.

“Some evolutionists still teach that white people evolved from "negros" who evolved from apes -- meaning "white people are more evolved!"
That’s racist people trying to pretend that the science supports their bigotry.
It doesn’t. All humans are just as evolved, however you want to measure it, or they couldn’t interbreed.

prophet joe #fundie

“Regardless of whether the founding fathers calimes to be Christians or were deists, there is no denying that his nation was founded and achieved its singular position in history based on Judea o-Christian principles,”
The Judea o?
Where in the Bible do Christains find religious freedom?
Where is the christain principle of ensuring my right to be an atheist?
Where is the Christain principle of the people electing their leader, not god appointing the king?

"and our decline is directly linked to our moving away from our dropping of "their superstitions" and embracing "knowledge and education instead of bigotry and intolerance", as you put it.”
No, i really think any ‘decline’ is rich assholes trying to take over complete control so they can just profit forever without paying anything back.

Zack #fundie

"its against mine and i dont take kindly to 2 homos stealing the sacred bond”
How does a couple, of any plumbing configuration, getting married WAY OVER THERE have any impact on the ‘sacred bond’ between me and my wife?
How does a couple getting married in a Las Vegas Drive-Through Chapel impact my marriage?
How does a couple married in Las Vegas sobering up, and getting divorced within 24 hours affect my marriage?
How do couples getting married at a Justice Of The Peace courtroom affect my marriage?
How does any church ceremony, in a church you don’t worship at, affect you in the slightest goddamned fucking way?

“between a man and a women and pretty much raping the term of a marriage”
Hey, in the early 1960s? People complained that allowing interracial marriages would destroy the entire concept of marriage. So? So they CANNOT ‘rape’ the term, racists are saying it was already destroyed in 1967 or so.
And yet, the priest still took my dad’s money and said the magic words. Weird.

“and getting married in a church which should completly oppose the idea of gay marriage much less allow the act.”
And this gets your testicles twisted because…?

DarkLordoftheSith #fundie

“First of all, the Big Bang theory has been proven correct, because the universe is non-static”
I would think that was one bit of evidence pointing to the Big Bang, how is it conclusive proof?

“(a fact that also disproves evolution) [...]”
OH, creationism. Yeah, that’s stupid.
Creationism takes the Bible literally, more or less. So you can’t use expanding universe.
Bibleuniverse doesn’t expand.
God made the firmament, a solid dome over where he wanted to build the Earth… Which he built by spreading mud over the Waters Below.
On secular Earth, the stars and galaxies are all moving away from Earth.
In bible Earth, the stars and galaxies and planets and sun and moon all roll around inside the solid sky. They aren’t getting further away.

“we know that the universe was created, because someone would have had to pull the proverbial pen that caused the explosion.”
It was an expansion, not an explosion. And please show the evidence that there was a ‘pin’ that had to be pulled.

“ now, for the catch:”
Betcha it’s stupid.

“ The bible is the only religious book that says that God is older than the universe”
No, not really. He was moving through chaos and made Earth. Not the entire universe.
A number of religions hold the gods to be older than Earth. They were wandering around, found it, and climbed down to it.

“Therefore, Christianity is correct, because it goes hand in hand with science.”
Nice and desperate and wildly wrong.

Emilio #sexist #dunning-kruger

“Niceness is detrimental to selection.”
In the long run, women benefit from men who respect them as a person. The whole species does. I can only see this as a conclusion from someone who doesn’t respect women in any way at all, trying to convince himself that it’s the only path to pussy.

OnMyKnees #fundie

“A real hilarious one is the church of the flying spageti monster.”
At least Pastafarians can spell spaghetti.

“People will even follow pasta”
No, they really don’t.

“ just so they don't have to answer to God. Very sad.”
Dude, we don’t answer to Zeus because we don’t believe in Zeus. Or Hel. Or Ishtar. Or what’s-his-Jesus.
The FSM is a joke, and a useful tool to demonstrate the weakness of most apologist arguments for their god.

Kevin Burke #fundie

Actually, I think the movie, The Horror at 37,000 Feet?
Where Bill Shatner is trying to frighten away an ancient demon by overacting?
When the last thing the demon does is open the airplane’s door and bill is blown out of the plane so fast he hardly knows what hit him?
That’s not even a metaphor for a bortion, more of the choreography.

Anonymous age 64 #fundie

“[R]ape laws are intended to harshly punish those who harm good women,”
Well, women. Weird idea that women should control who gets to touch their body.

“not to find as many reasons to throw men in prison as you can think of...”
Well, rape is one reason. However many women are raped, that’s one reason, multiple counts.

“'rape' of a prostitute is not especially a serious act.”
It’s the same act. I don’t care if she WOULD have said yes if you paid more, or if you came to her placeof business, or agreed to wear a condom. If she said no, at any point, and you carried on, it’s rape. A binary quality of sexing at her without her permission.

“There should be some sort of offense, such as there is for a parking meter violation, but to toss another man in prison for years for that offense is totally and stark-raving insane, too.”
It’s still rape. Again, it doesn’t matter if she let OTHER men touch her, or how many other men, of if she let you touch her before, it’s her choice, and she said no, then its’ rape.

“If her body and her sexuality means nothing to her except a few bucks, it shouldn't mean much of anything to anyone else, either.”
But you don’t get to make that choice. She does.
She said no,you don’t get to say ‘you don’t deserve to say no.’

Dale Partridge #fundie #psycho #racist

“We conquered the Indians and their paganism.”
Yes, ‘we.’
I think this might be why my Idaho schooling left me unsympathetic to people screaming about The Great Replacement.
I understood the ‘slavery’ unit about ‘things other people did to OTHER other people.’ I didn’t identify with either. And the whole class swore that if we were back then, we’d have done The Right Thing.

Dale sees stories about genocide and forced migration and thinks ‘WE.’

chal #fundie

“In my understanding,”
Try again.

“ most supporters of the big bang theory, claim that it happened by itself, i.e. that there was no God involved.”
No,MOST BBT supporters claim that it happened.
Science is neutral about the supernatural, including the gods.

"Since they can't show another event of this kind,”
You think we could compare it to the OTHER collection of all matter and energy that makes up the entire universe and expanded into… What?

“they say it is a singularity.”
Singularity does NOT mean ’it’s the only one we’ve found.’

“Yet they deny that Jesus Christ could have been a singularity.”
We’re not desperate to pretend science tolerates our favorite woo, no.

RichardT #fundie

“All I was saying was that either the earth is flat, and the bible is correct,”
Bible literalism…

“ or the earth is round, and the bible is incorect,”
Well, you have a couple of choices, there. The bible could be correct but the literalist interpretation is wrong? Like, Genesis is a metaphor, not history?
Or the Bible is a lie from Satan.
Or the Bible is the work of man, independent of whether or not God lives.

“i'm going to study the issue more and deside for myself which route I want to take.”
No one can do more.
Unless by ‘study’ you mean pick the side, first, THEN either read creationist sites or old-Earth Evolution sites.

"Either Atheist evolutionist, who agrees with all of mainstream sciences,”
You don’t have to be an atheist to accept science.

“ or flat earth litteral bible believer.”
Lot more paperwork that way…

“I'm leaning toward being an atheist, because if I can't believe the bible to be completly litteraly true, then I can't believe Jesus when he speaks about heaven, etc..”
Yes, you can. Just depends on how you justify it.

“That would make the moon landing a fake, and pretty much all of modern science false...”
Yes, bible literalism requires believing a LOT of people lying to you.

BabyFuck McGirlsex #sexist #psycho

“Just when you thought technology couldn't fuck up the dating market any more jfl
now thanks to (((iPhone))) foids can just point their iphones in a crowded room and immediately detect which guy is the tallest”
How is this fucking up the dating market? If she wants tall, she can find tall. Would you rather she chats you up for fifteen minutes, the leaves for someone taller?
What if your phone could show you what a woman looks like without any of the makeup she’s wearing? The ‘fake-up’ you incels bitch about?
Your blackpill says if she sees a chad you have no chance, right?
So what’s changed?

“At this rate inceldom is directly proportional to the number of new inventions coming out, as every new big tech development (tinder, onlyfans, iPhone LiDAR height measuring capabilities e.t.c) fucks sub8 men's chances at dating”
Dude, you’re an incel. No one wants to fuck you. Your ideology is that you never had a chance anyhow.

“To solve inceldom - foids should simply be banned from using technology. Simple”
Cool. “Can I get your number?”
“Sorry, muscles, I’m forbidden to use technology.”
“Can I call you at home?”
“Sorry, I’m limited in communications. Can you send smoke signals?”

“Maybe I could take you out to a movie?”
“No, banned. I can go to a play.”
“I can’t afford a play! My card has a limit.”
“Card? Oh, no, I’m cash only on dates, sorry.”

“Netflix and chill?”
“You have a TELEVISION!?!? Are you a Narc? YOu’re trying to get me on trouble!”

Italian<3Floridian #fundie

“There is no record of christians EVER killing ANYONE.”
Right now, women are dying of cancer, dying of pregnancy, dying in childbirth, in states where the Christains think that their god wants them to ban abortions.
Say what you want about whether or not it’s proper to do so, but the actions of Christains in politics HAVE taken women’s lives.

Contender for the Faith #fundie

“The "circular reasoning" argument is absurd.”
Yes, it really is.
I THINK, though, what you mean is that people who call your arguments a ‘circular reasoning fallacy’ are being meanies.

“That's like saying you can't prove that the President lives in the White House by looking into the White House.”
No, that would be an observation of where the president is. Not an argument.

“It is looking into the White House that will provide the necessary proof.”
Evidence, not proof.
On the other hand, the president goes a lot of places. If you see him in Congress, that’s not evidence that he lives in Congress.

“The fulfilled prophecies, the amazing consistency, and the many scientific statements of the Bible prove it to be the Word of God.”
Okay, that’s just sad.
Jesus did not meet all the prophecies of how we’re supposed to recognize the Messiah.
There are two inconsistent accounts of Jesus’ genealogy, but both include a figure who was prophecized that none of his descendents would sit on David’s throne.
And the science? Earth in the Bible is always described as flat. The moon is inside the solid sky, and the sun gets the night off. Rain falls through trap doors in the sky.

“They provide evidence that it is supernatural in origin.”
Nope. Just ignorant.