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Schroeder #fundie

“kind of hard to FALSIFY something not proven to be true yet.”
Spherically wrong.
Wrong from every angle.

I can make a statement such as ‘all snail shells spiral clockwise.’
This cannot be proven until i have examined every single existing snail shell in the world. In general, nothing is going to ever be ‘proven’ true, because there’s always a chance the disproof is just around the corner.
Most of science is just the best working hypothesis we have so far.
But if you find one anti-clockwise snail shell, at any point, you’ve falsified what “hasn’t been proven true yet.”

Issachar #fundie

“Masturbation is a type of adultery imho.”
How do you figure?

“Why?”
Yes, why?

“Because sex is supposed to be between a man and his wife; ONLY.”
Okay. There are two people in my house who are allowed to have sex. I am one of them, my wife is the other.

“With someone else, it's adultery even if that "someone else" is self.”
But I’m still on the list of approved participants. I’m allowed to have sex in my bed. I’d prefer to sex in my bed with her, but i won’t ever sex in my bed with anyone not on the approved list. It’s not like there’s a risk of me catching something she hasn’t already been exposed to.
It’s not like she’s going to come into the bedroom and find her husband in bed with…her husband.

This is a ridiculous opinion.

theantifeminist #fundie

“If you have a degree then you’re already well past peak sexual attractiveness”
Attraction is a function of the observer. You cannot establish a person’s attractiveness as an absolute value.

“and in a truly free sexual market most men probably wouldn’t even look at you.”
Just because you seem to think the vagina has a shelf-life doesn’t mean you can talk for all mens.

ImaSaved1 #fundie

“By the way: true purity”
True purity.
And right there, my brain is saying that we’re on a trip into fantasy land.
I doubt anyone would qualify as ‘truly pure’ in your mind unless they were raised in a giant Mason jarin someone’s basement.

“goes much further than just the medical definition of a virgin.”
Being a virgin in this day and age isn’t enough for you?

“Purity is a physical condition which includes that definition, but it is also a state or condition of the heart which includes much more than not touching someone romantically.”
Romantically?
Romance isn’t physical. It’s in the head.
I mean, I can touch someone with lust, or with love, or because the airport shuttle braked suddenly, bu I don’t see how ANY of it changes my or her physical purity.

“It includes not allowing yourself to lust after someone,”
I don’t think that’s entirely possible. I mean,i had crushes on TV women before I had any idea what to do about those. Not really a matter of choice.

“give your heart away to someone who is not going to be your husband or wife,”
Been in love a couple dozen times, it’s not a voluntary muscle. And I didn’t always know if they would be my spouse, until they replied.

“not touching people in a romantic way, etc.”
So, you just want a Barbie doll who’s Never Removed From Box, huh? What is the problem? Are you afraid she’ll always carry a candle for a previous boyfriend while on a date with you? That your shortcomings will be compared to Used-To-Boy?

Or are you afraid that loving a woman who’s loved another man makes you gay by proxy?

TimmyHutchFan #crackpot #fundie

“You know why panthers are so "beautiful" (in the eyes of other people)?”
Supple, adorable, murder floofs? Tell me why!

“GOD did not give them their spots and stripes.”
Striped panthers…?

"Satan did.”
Was this before or after Adam named all the animals? I just wonder why they’re ‘panthers’ and not ‘el gato diablo’ or something.
And, um, striped panthers?

“He did that to appeal these evil beasts to the eyes of the public.”
I really don’t think that’s how you use that verb.

“Those of us who worship GOD hate panthers, because GOD hates panthers.”
The whole time I was a believer,no one ever mentioned this. Weird, considering how many people feel a driving need to lean over my desk and point to stuff that’s a sin (“Your D&D books! SIN!” and “Your Playboys! SINS!” and such stuff and nonsense,but no one ever freaked about my Carolina Panthers flag, or my Jaguars jacket, or my high school’s Tiger mascot.
Is that the striped panthers? Tigers?

“That is why HE has tried to make them die off, because HE hates them.”
Tried?
The ultimate power of the universe was UNSUCCESSFUL in destroying something that offends him? Really? What a wanker.

“But humans will always be around to interfere with GOD's plans.”
The story of Noah’s ark says otherwise. God’s quite willing to kill any troublesome individuals.

“Giving to panther-related charities, trying to "save" panthers from extinction, and rehabilitating captive panthers.”
So, you’re saying that World Wildlife Fund is like Iron Chariots? God can’t defeat either?

“I think that is why GOD is so angry now.”
Well, he is quiet. One of my sailors described me to a new guy in the division: When Keith Yells, that don’t mean nothing. When he’s really mad he gets quiet.
Is that describing God,too? No miracles this year because of where Carolina is in the Standings?

“It has nothing to do with the acceptance of gay marriage, or gays being accepted into society, because they are not all accepted, and acceptance of gays only just began a few years ago.”
Oh, sweetie, what a sheltered life you live.
I knew gay sailors on every one of my commands starting in 1980. I didn’t care.

“All these disasters have been happening for much longer than gays have been accepted.”
1982,my first invitation to a same-sex wedding.

“So the Westboro Baptist Church is all wrong.”
Okay, you got one right.

“ It's not gay people that should be persecuted. It's panther-fanatics!”
Are we sure this isn’t a poe?

"I'm glad I stopped liking panthers early in my life! I may be fat, but I am still alive and healthy.”
::blink blink::

Eugene McCarthy #crackpot

Soldier For Salvation #fundie

“Evolutionists, if your theory is true, then why haven't bugs evolved the ability to avoid bug zappers?”
But zappers aren’t just a bug haard. They’re specifically made to appeal to the senses bugs use to acquire food.
And they have a rangeof about 70 yards. So just imagine some place like Kingsland,Georgia. Theswamp there is not carpeted with bug zappers. So whateer tiny percentage of bugs wander onto the property of humans that have bug zappers, the vastmajority are all over the fucking county, surviving successfully. There really is no pressure for the species to NOT seek food by heat.

"If everything evolves and gets bigger, stronger, smarter, and better like you say it does,”
No one says that’s what evolution does except for creationists who only have a shallow understanding of what evolution actually is.

"I would think that by now the bugs would have evolved.”
Even if there was enough time for a significant change in the various species of bugs, there’s really no need for it. The math is against it.

“Also, why don't germs evolve?”
I can see that you’ve never sat through a military hygiene lecture before entering a foreign port.
Or paid any fucking attention to ‘this year’s flu shot’ when your doctor advised you to get one.

Lou J #wingnut

No, half the country does NOT like him, they like the idea of him that they project in his place. The racists see racism. The sexists see sexism. The sovereign citizens see the destruction of the government. And the evangelicals see the racism, the sexism, and the end times a-coming.
And greedy people with an agenda see a patsy who believes whoever was the last person to talk to him before he approached the microphone.

the worst thing the media does to him is quote him. The Conservatives spend most of their time tryiing to say ’that’s not what he said’ and ‘okay, he said it, it’s not what he meant,’ and ‘well, he was joking,’ and then ‘well, we have to support him, he’s the president.’

Anna Diehl #fundie

“While human bosses reward independent thinking among their employees,”
That’s bullshit.
A human boss that welcomes independent thinking is a rare treasure. All too many are threatened if an employee wants change. Especially military. “That’s the way we’ve always done it” Isn’t a justification, it’s the entire argument. I’m sure this goes back to Ur or even further.

“God rewards dependency.”
To me, this is the sign of a weak leader. Either he doesn’t trust his subordinates or he CANNOT trust his subordinates. He certainly can’t just give instructions and go do something else.

“The more we lean on Him the better.”
For God or for thepeople who insist they know what God wants, anyway.

“ The less we trust in our logic and instead rely on His wisdom to guide us, the brighter we shine in His eyes.”
Yes, everyone was holy in the Dark Ages…

Mike Stone #sexist #wingnut #homophobia #forced-birth #conspiracy

“The Fem Test”
Really feeling that testing other men for femininity is small-dick energy.

“1) Does he support legalized abortion?.”
Yes, what does that say about me?

“Since femininity is the opposite of masculinity, any man who favors legalized abortion is highly feminized.”
What does femininity have to do with bodily autonomy? How does this work? Use crayons in your explanation if you must.

“You'll likely never make a man out of him.”
So, just as baseless accusation.

“3) Does he support Israel in any form, or, worse, does he believe that Israel is "our greatest ally"?”
This is a test of femininity?
Sounds more like a political purity test.

“4) Does he read or watch pornography?”
I read smut and I write graphic fiction, including bible fanfic.

"As Henry has pointed out in the past, all pornography is homosexual.”
By ‘pointed out’ you mean ‘meaningless, baseless name-calling,’ then?

"If your husband, boyfriend, or male acquaintance reads or watches pornography, he is either demon possessed, latently homosexual, or both.”
Well, I don’t believe in demons, and I have actually tested for homosexuality, so swing and a miss, bubbles.

“5) Does he watch sports?”
No.

“9) Did he vote for Hillary Clinton, the impostor Joe Biden, or Kamala Harris in any of the last three presidential elections?”
Back to the political purity tests…
And maybe it has nothing to do with femininity, I just don’t think felons should run for president.

Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife #fundie

“My primary goal is to find a wife that knows that she was created for man,”
Well, that’s a downcheck on Mrs. Inc.
Pretty sure she was created for music.

“that she is to be her husband's helpmate,”
She takes our partnership very seriously, yes.

“that she is totally under her husband's authority”
I don’t even want that.
All i can think of is the malicious compliance we put into effect for asshole officers. “Sorry, sir, you didn’t order me to do that.”

“and is to obey her husband with all her heart, mind, body and soul”
What if I’m wrong? I’ve been wrong. She has sometimes disobeyed me which saved us both.

“and that it is her husband that she is devoted to and loyal to”
Okay, got that. Neither of us is at all likely to cheat on the other. She doesn’t cheat because if i find out i’ll cry and she hates to see me cry and if she finds out i cheated she’ll break me in half.

“and seeks to please with all her being.”
She ahs a few hobbies that don’t include me.

“Such a wife is a Godly Christian wife.”
Sounds like a sex slave.

“Any deviation from this it NOT a Godly Christian wife”
Okay.

“ but is rather a rebellious witch and whore.”
Gotta figure if she was a witch she’d wear black more often…

“ Most of Christendom is filled with rebellious witch whores.”
1 Corinthians says taht revilers are going to Hell, dickbag.

Vox Day #dunning-kruger

Since evolution has been observed, I’d guess that the ‘evolution’ voxie has mathematically disproven is a caricature of the science. Something no one actually claims to have happened, like an eye developing in one generation or a dung-collecting beetle just rolling over into a bombardier beetle.
And yes, the chances of such spontaneous magic are vanishingly small.
But proving that has zero impact on the actual science that voxie ignores.

Messiah Isho #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger

“I don't think there was a boat or flood,”
Cool, neither do I.

“but evolution is fake, Darwinism is also”
Okay, but your reasoning for this?

“Because Dinosaurs and Abrahamic faiths cannot exist at the same time, one needs to go (or both)”
Any reason for this?

“God is not in the bible”
Then how do you refer to the Abrahamic religions….?

“Dinosaur bones are made out of plastic, look it up”
Dinosaur bones are rocks. Maybe the ones that are on display are, but that’s not the same thing.

SpiritWarrior07 #fundie

Vox Day #dunning-kruger

“It is a tactical nuclear strike on both Neutral Theory as well as on the Postmodern Polythesis”

Somehow, I think I’ll withhold congratulating you on destroying those theories until an accredited expert declares it to be a TKO.

Pastor Mark Downey #racist

“Throughout Scriptures we find that God's order in every realm has always been separation, selection and discrimination, while the enemies of God and the White race have always been integration, equality and tolerance.”
So, Eve was named that because she’s the MOTHER OF ALL, not the mother of Whites or the mother of Blacks or any other distinction. So there’s your premise one right in the eye.
Noah’s ark had 8 people who reproduced the entire human race. No claim that there was a White Noah, a black Noah, a Pacific Islander noah…
I think you’re just cherrypicking scripture for your personal agenda.

“ The surest way to prevent White people from achieving their manifest destiny is to prevent them from reproducing their own kind.”
And can you show me where the Bible indicates that a black man is a different ‘kind’ of man from whites?

"The strategy of our enemy is to mix the races and produce what the Bible calls "bastards".”
Where is this indicated, please, that my kids produced by my marrying their mohter, makes them bastards?

"Fornication (which is race mixing) adulterates God's plan”
Words are just placeholders for you, arent’t they? Definitions written on masking tape over each word balloon, not to be considered permanent.

jgardner #fundie

“Besides, how is evolution going to help students live better lives?”
It’s a big-picture thing. We teach them how science works, how we can know stuff that wasn’t directly eyewitnessed, and teach how the process works no moatter what lies are told by people with an agenda.
SO, they pay more attention to the experts, and not the nay-saying bible-thumping cousin-marrying small government fascists trying to ignore real problems.

Colleen #transphobia #fundie

"God hates this and he has already judged this in our children and we need to come to terms with how they have made an enemy of the Lord of creation.”
You know, I can easily imagine a Catholic mom saying this about finding her daughter is left-handed.
All those years of kids getting cracked on the knuckles for something that’s universally accepted as inborn today.
Not because of any scripture to support it,either way, but just bigoted people acting out.

“We can only stand in the gap through desperate pray. You have not reached bottom yet and I pray when you do you will not be looking with the rose coloured glasses I am sensing.”
Oh, blow a sock up your nose.

“Lamentation is worship as well as putting a good spin on it.”
Spin? Either way, you’re complaining that this is ‘not how it’s supposed to be’ but choosing whether or not to be bitter about it.

“You will know it as you go deeper and it all falls apart as it did for Job or us.”
Job lost EVERYTHING, including his kids. You’ve lost a cardboard cutout of the kid you wanted. And pretty sure you’re in envy of parents whose kids turned out the way YOU wanted yours to…

Jack Brewer #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #racist

“We cannot allow our Lord and Savior to be removed from our most violent and dangerous sports, the very arenas where young men need Him most.”
But that’s just it. They’re not your arenas.
The business has policies. You don’t have to agree with them, but you do NOT have special authority to ignore them.

Don’t like it? Don’t watch.

Anf frankly, the place NFL players need God the mose seems to be interpersonal relationships and parties. You know, where all the moral choices occur.

Colleen #transphobia

“he had to apply for a "real " graduation diploma certificate in his given name!! Hallelujah!!”
Hallelujah?

Your Daughter didn’t want you at her graduation because you’rejudgmental and selfish. And she was brought to tears by other kids having parental support. BATMAN couldn’t drag this out of me as a confession, you absolute waste of parenting potential! Crowing about little victories while MAJOR LIABILITIES are laid at your feet.

Tristan Shuddery #fundie

“TriggerHappy, I find it sad that you would deny what your own heart tells you.”
I find it sad that you cannot take my honest answer at face value because your superstition sourcebook lies about me.

“It is a plain fact that every human being has innate “God-knowledge”.”
No, that’s not a fact, nor has it been made ‘plain.’ It’s simply propaganda.

“It is this spiritual aspect of ourselves that connects us all to Jesus Christ.”
Then why is there ANY other religion in the world besides worshiping Jesus?

“You and Mr Hallquist are merely in denial.”
Yeah, you’re merely credulous.

ShinBits #fundie

“The Amazon is possibly the most diverse ecosystem on earth, with animals ranging from snakes to apes,”
Apes? Far as I know the only ape in North or South America is Sasquatch.
So, is this an argument from Credulity?

“from all varieties of insects to birds and spiders.”
ALL insects? Really?
Um… Sand Fleas?

“How can all these have a common ancestor?”
Evolution. It’s, like, in the introductory chapter of every textbook.

“I would make sense if there were simply diverse arrays of birds and such, and perhaps diverse insects, but if these creatures evolved, then they really shouldn't share the same niche.”
THey do not. The spiders you mention? They don’t eat the plants, they eat the insects that eat the plants. So, they chare the same geographical area, but not the same niche.

“Unless we're to believe birds and spiders have a common ancestor,”
Yes.

“ or snakes and monkeys in the Amazon branched from the same ancestors.”
If you go far enough back, yes. They all have vertebrae, so that’s a clue about when they split off from the spiders and sand fleas and rubber tree plants and jellyfish….

The Hellenist #sexist

Yes, that’s a solution. Rebuild the nation by making the next generation know that they’re largely the product of institutional rapes. That won’t have any effect on their self-esteem or their willingness to contribute.

Think of all the incels whining about how they refuse to contribute to a society that doesn’t promise them virgin cheerleader pussy? How many girls are going to say ‘fuck this’ when they realize their impending future?
And how many men are going to be motivated to succeed if they don’t have to sweat in order to get a mate? Just a nation of slackers and their unwilling victims.

So we’ll ‘solve’ the fertility crisis and move on to the ‘why does not one give a shit any more?’ doldrums.

Chris Bass #racist #wingnut #transphobia

And all i can think of is the psychiatrist in Terminator, reducing Reese’s entire mission to a paranoid fantasy… Right before the cyborg destroys the police station.

We’ve had transgendered people as long as we’ve had people. It just wasn’t always deliberated in Congress. It’s not surprising if some people didn’t ‘have the words’ to describe their feelings, same way kids where I grew up knew nothing about homosexuals. Just wasn’t talked about except as evil untouchable evilness.

Philip #fundie

“Why take it [repetance] later when you can take it now and give God the glory?”
I can take it, but for what fucking reason WOULD I take it?
I don’t see any good evidence or arguments for gods being real.

“Wait a second.. did I just contradict myself?”
Don’t know, not paying that much attention.

“No. I am God too.”
Yeah, that’s compelling.

“So are you but you are not manifesting it right now.”
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure I am. God makes a really good atheist.

“Repent now and be rewarded or repent later by default”
Repent by default?
How is that possible?
If it IS possible, wouldn’t god just default all of us into the right religion?All solved.

“and recieve no reward outside of becoming like Christ.”
Uh huh…

Matthew Reichwein #wingnut #dunning-kruger

@Skide #265443
Now there’sa question. WOuld Don the Con’s coat of arms be A Diaper, Rampant, on a field of orange? Or a field of babyshit brown?

Various Odious Commenters #wingnut #psycho

“Vanessa Marie: Oh, so now you care about unborn babies?”

As we have maintained for decades, we care about the mother. It’s her choice to want or not want to be pregnant, and we support that.
We at the very least don’t support mistreating pregnant women because of their race or immigration stance. Unlike you fuckers…

Imasaved1 (Brother Randy) #fundie

“If evolution were real, that would mean God was a liar.”
No, it means Genesis is not literally true.
This has never been a sticking point for true Christains.
Bible says that the Earth is flat, you just call that a metaphor and move on.
Bible says that pi is 3,you call that close enough and move on.
Say that Genesis is symbolic of man’s CAPACITY for sin, not eyewitness testimony, and move on.

“So, if God were a liar, there would be NOTHING. No earth, no stars, no us, no nothing.”
Or there is no god, and everything is just as we see it.

Matthew Reichwein #wingnut #dunning-kruger

“He is the arts, what is Trump eliminating?”
Well, I heard a theory today that Putin is still angry about Kennedy bloodying Russia’s nose with the Cuban Missile Crisis. A blotch on Mother Russia’s indomitable record.
So, weirdly, Putin’s puppet destroyed Jackie O’s garden and now is destroying Kennedy’s memorial. I’m sure they’re totally unrelated, though…

Natalia #transphobia

“I’m very sorry this has happened to you. Are you able to connect with your son’s boyfriend’s parents?”
That’s two conversations I’d love to see.

“Son, what’s your boyfriend’s last name and how do I contact his parents? No, no reason, just a chat. Well, to be frank, I want to make sure that THEY don’t think WE think that what their son is doing with you is okay with us. They MIGHT think we’re a glitter family. No, we know YOU know we’re not, we just want THEM to know if they cut him off, he can’t turn to us for acceptance. Alright?”

And how,just HOW do you broach the subject with the other parents?
Hey, yeah, it’s about your son? No, your SON. The one dating my son. Well, I don’t want you to think we approve. Oh. He already called you, huh?…”

Joel #fundie

“I have news for the athiests out there”
Athiests? Plural?
Can’t there only be ONE athy who is the athiest person of all?
I mean, I’m athy, but plenty of people are more athy than I am. I don’t even know who’d be the athiest.

“the MAJORITY of industrialized countries are Athiest, and the MAJORITY of these countries are more currupt than any others.”
A comment that didn’t age very well considering that the fundies elected Trump and he’s more corrupt than any comic book villain.

“Actually, now that I think of it, is there even one country in the world that is run by Christians? I don’t think so — but one thing is for sure — It’s sure isn’t AMERICA!”
I agree totally.
Right now asshats are dominant here.

“Seriously — even those who worship Satan in the open aren’t ignorant enough to claim there is no God,”
Ignorant. Yes. I do not know of any reason to believe in any gods.
Not quite the cutting insult that i’m sure you intend.

“Alright I admit I’m getting preachy and off topic, but this seemed like a good time to get that off my chest.”
G’head. Stupid away at the top of your lungs.

“I do however find it funny that the Athiest movement is the one group who is always whining about how they are persecuted about their beliefs.”
Yes, after all, any candiate who declares his atheism is a SHOO-IN for the presidency. No one’s on the internet saying that atheists aren’t really americans or should not vote.
Just beer and skittles being athy, huh?

“Have Athiests been killed for their belief around the world on a Daily Basis?”
Yes, in countries run by fundamentalists.

“Have they been continually persecuted throughout history like the Jews and Christians?”
Yes.

“ Have they ever had to give their life for what they believe?”
Yes.

“Why am I expected to have sympathy for a group of people who are supposed to believe in nothing ANYWAY!”
So, God directs unconditional love, you need a justification?
Poser.

Nathan #dunning-kruger

“I'd be willing to bet that your "mountains of evidence from (paleontology, comparative anatomy, geology, and molecular biology)" is just so much question-begging.”
Yeah, totally made-up question-begging that all works together. Kinda weird, that. Just watch the current administration. They come up with a lie, people poke holes in it, they lie a little different, people poke holes in that, eventually their lies contradict their first lying statements. Nothing holds together.
the ‘mountains of evidence’ you dismiss ARE mountains, they’re considered evidence of a single scientific idea exactly because no one’s actually poked a realistic hole in it.
Look at you? You can’t point to any single thing and show ‘this is incorrect because’ and then demonstrate better science. You just dismiss the entire thing as a lie.
Kinda desperate, really.

“The fact of micro-evolution (which was well known via breeding of domestic animals before anyone had heard of Darwin) does not prove macro-evolution.”
Dude, they’re the same thing. They really are.
Micro-evolution is small changes to the organism, which accumulate into BIG physical changes in the organism. We don’t have to prove it, YOU have to show there’s any upper limit to micro to prevent it from producing macro.

"Your hand-waving is not evidence of anything.”
You saying so isn’t actually disproving anything, either.

“Your sloppy, illogical reasoning is clear to everyone outside your cult.”
Then you can show a specific error?

“ It goes back to Darwin, in fact, probably the most muddle-headed (alleged) scientist ever to have lived.”
Ad hominem attacks on Darwin do not detract from the science that has held up to scrutiny for well over 100 years.

“ Until you can master elementary logical reasoning, you should give up any ambition scientific theorizing.”
I notice that ‘logic’ isn’t one of the evidences you list in the opening. Why are you attacking that and not, say, paleontology?

Matthew Reichwein #wingnut #dunning-kruger

“He is the arts,”

Oh, my. Visitor after visitor has reported how Sterile Trump’s habitat is. No paintings on the walls, no music playing, no sculptures on display. His idea of decoration is cheap gold accents on the walls.
All he reposts are picks of him being Jesus or God or Patton.
He has the artistic instincts of a rabid moose.

Jeremy D. Lyon & Bill Hoesch #fundie

Just one question: If a single flood laid down all the dirt that the Grand Canyon is carved out of, AND then drained off and eroded the Canyon itself, why does the canyon curve?
Water hitting really big piles of mud, the mud tends to run off in straight lines, doesn’t it?
If this was one event, it’d be a nearly straight line, not curving back in on itself like the Grand Canyon does.

David Lawrence #fundie

“When I was a young atheist, I enjoyed being counter-establishment.”
So, a rebel?

“ Nowadays, there are tons of atheists. They are arrogant, aggressive and un-Christian.”
Are you expecting PRO_Christain atheists?

“I wouldn’t want to be part of the current establishment of atheists. At least I was a sensitive, polite atheist.”
A counter-establishment but polite rebel?
Are you sure?
So, waht did you do, part your hair in the middle?

“I didn’t bring down crosses or protest nativity scenes.”
What if they were on government property?

“I didn’t want to, Moses-like, throw down the Ten Commandments.”
Um, that story is pretty much the entire opposite of protesting nativity scenes.

“I wouldn’t make fun of Tim Tebow.”
Yes, I truly believe you were a rebel atheist once upon a time. Uh huh. Sure.

“I want to rebel. I may join a convent of the religious just to spite the atheists.”
Convent? You’re just trying to troll everyone, aren’ tyou?

Meanie Oldhunt #transphobia

“The invalidation happened overnight, so they couldn’t drive themselves to the DMV to get a replacement, which was a good idea. It’s clearly unsafe to allow someone to drive with a false gender marker.”
How? What’s the fucking risk?
There’s no risk to other drivers or pedestrians or cops if the DL doesn’t match the Birth Certificate.
This is just dicks being dickish to transgendered individuals.

"This raises the point I think jackie was trying to make: “if it’s unsafe to drive under a false gender marker, is it safe to date under one?””
What the fuck is the risk?

“In short, this parent is not overreacting.”
Yes, she is.

“If TIMs can’t be trusted to operate motor vehicles, they can’t date our sons.”
Not logical. If BIGOTS can pass laws, that doesn’t change this mother being a bigot, too.

“I’m not even sure if they should be allowed to use public transport.”
Jesus fuck, what’s wrong with you?

"Anyway, they definitely can’t date our children with or without a valid driver’s license.”
You are so wrapped up around your hate you’re spitting in your own mouth…

rainbowshope #fundie

“Did you know viewing that stuff [porn] can cause the person to become physically and sexually abusive?”
No, I didn’t know that. I think I began sneaking smut out of my dad’s drawer at about 12. Joined the Navy and saw actual porn, met strippers, spoke with prostitutes, and had sex over about 20 years. Been out for 25 years. Been subscribed to Playboy for most of it.
I barely even raise my voice to my wife, never a fist, and I always take ‘no’ or ‘not now’ for an answer.

“It can also cause the person to have anger problems and much more.”
With Trump and his kakistocracy in charge I DO have anger issues, but not because I have a shelf full of smut next to my bed.

Not Hedi Hitler #fundie

“Why is it that most people who do not believe in God are homosexuals?”
About 4% of the country is Atheist, about 3% are homosexuals.
I can’t find any indication of the overlap.

“but they claim that god made them gay.”
If they’re atheists, they make that claim as a response to YOU idiots claiming that God says it’s a sin.
Most atheists would just say ‘I was born that way.’

“so does this mean that they choose to be gay since they say there is no god”
No, it doesn’t mean that.

Dota #sexist

“Millennial women are cheating more than millennial men, a new study finds”
11% vs. 10%?
Well, this IS the age where people will shop elsewhere to save ten cents on a $399.99 purchase. So 1% is SIGNIFICANT.

When I grew up, the study would say that cheating is nearly the same.
Or they’d determine that women are slightly more honest.

“This is what the female sexual liberation has led to.”
How sorely put-upon you are.

“Women can now either shamelessly ride the chad cock carousel or LTR a cuck subhuman while keeping chad on the side.”
If they’re riding the cock carousel, as you so poetically put it, are they actually cheating? If they aren’t in a relationship, just a series of lovers, they wouldn’t be counted in this survey. Once more, an incel just projects his angers onto a scientific study he doesn’t quite understand.

“This is also our generation of age-matched women.”
Women, in general, are not property. These are not ‘your’ women. Not only because they’d already rejected you to make you an incel….

“We were truly born at the worst possible time”
Yes, yes, nothing is your fault. If you were in feudal times, you’d be nobility, with women at your beck and call… And no flushing toilets, no dentistry beyond a pair of pliers, and no computers.

The Psychlid #elitist

“Away from this place, so that I won't have to watch a movie that was only released through a HARASSMENT CAMPAIGN!!!”

You don’t like the concept of supply and demand?
Or you just dislike fans demanding stuff you don’t want?

“and getting this many good reviews is only implying that if you do whine and scream, you'll literally get whatever you want, and that's not a good thing!”
But, that’s how Star Trek lasted long enough to become a major franchise. If it wasn’t for the letter-writing campaign of the second season, you’d never have gotten a chance to beat off over 7 of 9. Or Neelix, whichever trips your trigger. No judgment.

IIRC that’s how we got Deadpool, too? Demand for the leaked example.

Also Cagney and Lacey saved from cancellation.

So, ‘whining’ works. Media executives don’t like to spend money unless there’s a sure market.

Mailman Dan #fundie

“Athesit here have claimed that creation came into being because of a big bag,”
And you paid close attention, I see.

“black hole,”
As a source of creation? Um, no.

“quantium whatevers,”
I think i read that fanfic. The future-world supercomputer was made of quantium…

“non-preexisting materials, aliens, and all types of what they admit are theories without a single shread of science or proof used to create them...”
You not understanding the science doesn’t make it unsupported.

“At this point, I wonder if there is a shrink around that can explain how, during the course of evolution, the entire world got dropped on its head.”
You were homeschooled, I take it?

“This is exactly why the bible said you are without excuse.”
YOU not buying into the science means the Bible is right about my beliefs?

veganerudition #fundie

“Nothing confuses me more than people (especially those claiming to be educated) who truly think that it’s natural to drink milk made by another species specifically for their own young.”
Um…. Yeah< I think it’s natural. I mean, we domesticate animals and make clothes out of their skin, tools from their bones, hamburgers from their flesh, sausages, bone meal, glue, bleached skulls for decor… And cheese.

“If you want to drink milk so badly past infancy (which is abnormal to begin with),”
Meh. I made submarine patrols. We’re weird. ‘Normal’ is a frangible concept. ‘Abnormal’ isn’t that much of a slur, either.

"try sticking to the milk of your own species instead of actively destroying familial bonds of other species and abusing them in order to do so.”
Yeah, that’s not consistent with anything else we do with cultivated species. I mean, if i wore shoes made from human skin, I’d be in a sequel to the Chainsaw Massacre.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

WorldGoneCrazy #fundie

“But at BioLogos, we do not see evolution as inherently atheistic."
It’s not. It’s secular, and purely naturalistic. It’s silent on gods, not negative.

“Many Christians disagree.”
Many Christains will look at direct evidence of evolutionary theory and shout, “But that isn’t EVOLUTION!” because they’re fucking ignorant about the science they reject.

“But, most, perhaps all, a-theists also disagree! Consider what the "pope" and "cardinals" of a-theism say about the implications of Darwinism - they clearly see it as demanding godlessness and moral relativism:”
No, we do not. It’s a science, not a religion. Darwinism is a creationist invention to cast aspersions on those that accept the science.

"Young earth versus old earth creationism is not the issue."
Sure it is. You fucks can’t get YOUR story straight, you’ve got no business sticking your nose in ours.

“Darwinism is.”
Darwinism doesn’t exist.

“ And I fail to see how it is even remotely compatible with ANY of Christian theology.”
Evolution says nothing about if there are gods or which gods exist. ALL it implies is that Genesis is not historically literal. Take it as a metaphor, then Bob’s your uncle.

“And these a-theists seem to agree.”
I really could give a fuck about your attempts to apply a single person’s opinion onto the entire science.

Bettawrekonize #fundie

Conservapedia #fundie

“Teenage atheism is the lack of religion in peoples of the ages 13-19.”
Are you sure it’s ‘atheism’? Atheism is the lack of a belief in gods.
Lacking a religion is ‘No Pref.’ That’s what my dog-tags said for 20 years.

“A great number of teenage people are atheist because of a lack of teachings about God from parents, which many in past generations enjoyed.”
I still think you’re confusing religious apathy with atheism.

“Another factor may be peer pressure, as modern society has become largely secular and teenage people who profess religion (especially Christianity) are ridiculed, and in cases, bullied.”
You weave back and forth between actual internal beliefs and external behavior. Pick a lane.

"Yet another factor may be the teaching of evolution as fact in public schools.”
Yawn. I know the Faithful keep screaming that this is having a big effect on kids, but I doubt kids are paying THAT much attention.

“Public schools used to teach scripturally-sound moral values,”
Right, right, right. Marry your rapist, stone disobedient kids, women are unclean during PMS… I remember those.

“Associated with teenage atheism are rebellion, free love, drug use and other staples of liberalism.”
Just lumping everything you dislike together, huh?

Vigilant Citizen #conspiracy

“If I were an alien who was looking to be accepted by humanity as a deity,”
That would depend on what I could do, right?
I mean, MAYBE i have the tech to cure all disease? I’d then do that.
MAYBE I can build perpetual motion machines? Free energy for all.
MAYBE I can build satellites to immolate everyone who broke any laws, policies, traditions or oaths to the Constitution to put Trump in power, to keep him in power, or who broke the law BECAUSE he was in power.

Far more likely to succeed, however, would be to pick a deity that already exists and has (or had) a following, and appear as him. But in real life, not movie, tv, or internet memes. Tiamat flies over the nation and just fucking immolates everything with Donald Trump’s name on it, for example.
Or Aphrodite appears and has sex with everything that moves. at once.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

“and he screamed, yes screamed, at me that “she [sic]”
[sic]? God, what a bitch.
You can’t even quote HIM without snidely slipping your agenda into the conversation.
No wonder he’s going minimal contact.

"and if you can’t accept [sic] that, then you can leave”.
And you left? Then you’ve made your choice.

"He refuses to see reason”
[sic] he refuses to accept your bigotry.

“and refuses to listen to us patiently explaining”
Yeah, what would the point be?

“He refuses to listen.”
Aw, and you’ve gone so very far to meet him halfway.

“…but at this point I am lost as to how to proceed”
No. you know what your choices are. Accept him and accept her condition, or die alone but self-sure. Pretty much all there is.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“They come poured into a pair of pants or a short skirt or a dress that they have to keep pulling down. Or a low cut dress or blouse that reveals part of their breast. We should strive to be an example to the lost world.”

Well, first of all, the Clubhouse knows that they’ll still make a profit if they turn people away for not being up to snuff.
Churches these days don’t really have that option. Turn people away, they might not come back

Second,God’s seen me in the shower, on the toilet, crawling through a sanitary tank on the sub, and impregnating my wife. Might as well be comfortable when I bare my soul, it’s not like i can fool him with a double-Windsor.

Third, I could really give a fuck if some judgmental god-bothering pillow-fucker thinks I’m underdressed for Sunday. If i believed in God, I’d be in church for his sake, not yours.
But, hey, If I did attend services, and I promised, absolutely promised the minister that I would not bring up atheism or any bible errors, I WOULD NOT BRING THEM UP! You couldn’t keep your promise, which is why they kicked you out a second time. Get the behind me, asshole.

deadbrain #fundie

“Ok, Troylus, if I truely believed that there was no God, and no afterlife then I would do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted.”
Okay, pretty much. I was an atheist for most of my military career. Spent a lot of midwatches pondering moral questions.

“If killing someone will make me happy then I would,”
In my entire life I’ve killed everyone I’ve truly wanted to. All 0 of them.

“raping? Sure.”
Running at batting .000 on rapes, too.

“Handing out hundred dollar bills to everyone? Why not?”
No, i need those for Legos…

“If I wanted to follow some arbitrary morality then I might, maybe I wouldn't, who knows.”
My morality is anything but arbitrary. You, however, appear to be a sociopath on a leash.