"I have ten words of counsel for persons who are not married but who have to deal with sexual desires.”
Okay.
"… they are intended to help you preserve your freedom from any enslavement but God’s.”
Oh.
“ Masturbation does not solve sexual pressure for very long,”
I don’t need it to be long, i just need it to last until i get home again.
“it tends to become habitual,”
Maybe. I mean, when I was wired to monitor my heart i had no trouble abstaining because I didn’t want nurses rushing in in the middle…
"it produces guilt,”
Huh? No it doesn’t. if you’re feeling guilt, it’s not the masturbation that’s creating it.
“and it contradicts the God-given design of sexuality.”
So does a woman saying ‘no,’ apparently.
"2. …Where the permanent commitment that characterizes marriage is missing, caressing becomes depersonalized manipulation; it turns the other’s body into a masturbation device to get a private physical thrill.”
No, it really doesn’t. Sex with my girlfriend was WAY better than masturbation and that was BECAUSE I did not depersonalize her.
"God made us in such a way that if we try to turn that moment of touching into a personal, spiritual expression of love, we are not able to do it without making promises of faithfulness.”
Um, if this were true, you wouldnot have to offer ten words of advice on how to not have sexual feelings. It just wouldn’t work until after marriage.
"3. Avoid unnecessary sexual stimulation.”
Oh! You’re one of those guys that doesn’t fully wipe after a bowel movement because it’s too gay to touch your own anus!
“4. When the stimulation comes and the desire starts to rise, perform a very conscious act of transfer onto Christ.”
Um, no. Wouldn’t you then get a hard-on every time you passed a painting or statue of the Christ?
"5. Pray that God would give you, in ever-increasing strength, a longing to know and love and obey him above all else.”
Dude, if you’re a REAL Christain, the bible says you won’t even be tempted to sin. This is begging what’shisname to cheat.
“6. Bathe your mind in God’s word.”
Then it’s like listening to AM radio, i just spend my time shouting rebuttals…
“7. Keep yourself busy, and when it is time for leisure, choose things that are pure, lovely, gracious, excellent, worthy of praise (Philippians 4:8).”
Sounds like sex, to me.
“8. Don’t spend too much time alone. Be with Christian people often.”
Barf emoji here.
"It is not easy to fantasize about a person if you think about the eternal torment they may shortly be suffering in hell because of their unbelief.”
This isn’t true. Some of us really like to think about what the demon in tight leather is going to do with that flaming whip…
“10. Resolve to seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and he will add to you everything you need sexually.”
Yuck.