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Klaus Arminius #racist

@Bastethotep #261932

Oh lord the “Aryan” thing. It’s where Iran actually got its name and you KNOW how these assholes feel about that and any loosely related or even most completely unrelated ethnic groups. There’s so many headache inducing violations of sense in how they try to lay claim to literally everything that exists I doubt IBM could count them all.

White Americans: No living member of my family has ever been there but I’m 1% Irish and that means it’s as much my cultural identity as anyone born and raised there. Respect my heritage as much as my true patriot American blood.

Literally anyone else: Are you for real?

Also white Americans: I don’t care if you’ve lived here since before any of my ancestors ever knew that you didn’t fall off the edge of the world if you went too far west, you’ll never be American you’re just an invader. You don’t just “become” American by living here or blood ties.

Nazis: So everybody white is sort of ethnically German somehow and that means you should totally be loyal to your true heritage, give us your land and come home and we’ll teach you how to be the best white person you can be and not this “impure” mix of individual independent cultures.

Japan regarding Koreans: Hey that’s our schtick!

MAGA: Hey, we’re not Nazis and you should suffer and pay reparations to us for the accusation but that all sounds like an AWESOME idea to us, except when anyone else does it then that’s an invasion. Gibs us your Greenland!

JE Aggas #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #racist

And the answer to all questions you have and are yet to ponder is 42.

S Bar L Rancher #sexist #homophobia #transphobia

Yeah, you should have been running your mouth at a real, manly male cop that would have taken one look at you and dragged you out of that car for your daily recommended amount of bruises.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

There’s one more way to interpret “that which you have done for the least among you, you have done for me” and that’s to say when you preach at the “least among you” you’re preaching to Jesus himself. So when you correct Jesus himself in this parable, tell Jesus he doesn’t deserve anyone’s love even his own until YOU certify it on behalf of the God you claim to follow, tell him every bad thing you do to him is because his situation must mean he is personally morally deficient and so being below your station means that makes him worthy of hatred for existing. What’s that telling your “Lord and Saviour” other than your false piety, the thing he hated the synagogue for, is an entirely transactional affair using the name of what you’re stepping on simply as branding like a failing casino?

Babylon Bee #wingnut

Yeah, the kind of quality messaging you’d come to expect from the Trump Weather Assessment Team.

Pete Hegseth #wingnut #quack #sexist

HRT now mandatory in the US military… just another thing they claim Democrats wanted but then MAGA went and did themselves. The loss of rights, blood in the streets, the complete collapse of the rule of law, forever wars, the world laughs at America, dictators easily have their way with your weak leaders, financial ruin, pedophiles having unrestricted access to children and complete protection from the law, and now they’re going to pump you full of hormones against your wishes while brainwashing you into thinking you’re not the gender you think you are because a tattooed rapist gangbanger with a substance abuse problem got DEI’d into a job he’s not qualified for.

These thought-hating ozempic-pushing dingleberries don’t know what’s healthy for a man any more than they know how a woman’s body, mind, or consent function.

José Luis Chilavert #racist

Imagine being so racist your only comeback to a taunt is trying to deny anyone of African descent can be a French citizen (there’s still ongoing prejudice against the “colonies” whose industry, resource wealth, and singular intellectual talents were always more than French enough to claim for the country until somebody actually wants citizenship, and it’s not just limited to a racial thing) but in doing so more or less imply that they’re the ringers brought in to crush amateurs.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut

And now we’re just descending from troll humour into more direct self-gratification. Don’t get people involved in your kinks without their consent first, dude.

Deborah #transphobia

Oh my, how dare people call you names when you “mourn” a living person by declaring that you consider them dead and portray their continued existence not as living their own life but solely a continuous sleight against you. How rude and devoid of empathy to not affirm your preference for your family member to be dead.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

Funny how in your perception your child’s name was YOURS and not theirs, that their declaration and the school respecting it was a theft from you. And from every indication that’s barely the beginning of what you stripped from another human being leaving nothing of them you consider theirs. The real “horror” in your eyes is that they have finally claimed something of themselves: Their body, their identity, their dignity. Things you think belong to you. As much as you’ll bitch to every narcissist that will co-opt your story for their vanity that it’s the other way around you had a daughter, but you were NEVER parents. You didn’t lose her you never bothered to know who she was only built up your plans for the shell of a doll with no thoughts or individuality you would ever recognize.

Dave Blount #wingnut #elitist

Translation: I want to smell napalm in the morning but that meanie won’t let me at that human kindling.

Maximus #wingnut #psycho #racist #fundie #god-complex

But it’s everybody else that’s the Death Cult^tm right?

David J. Stewart #fundie #psycho

Everybody but me should be punished for everything, even when they’re the victim. Says the man whose sexual predation he calls having a man’s mind and who has explicitly said if God told him to actually give up and repress a single one of his urges rather than blanketly forgiving him he would reject God.

Rev. Dewayne Walker #fundie #psycho

Just another example of how their solution to real, tangible problems that require action like disaster relief is “thoughts and prayers” but the solution they demand of intangible often deliberately undefined moral problems is real, physical violence.

It’s not misinformation, you just want the horror at it to instead be support.

Sean Davis #racist #psycho #wingnut

So much for children being a sacred gift. If you’re a white woman in America you only exist to get pregnant and they’ll fucking kill you and hook your corpse up to machines if you refuse. If you’re not currently property of the American government they want a guarantee your bloodline ends with you before you’re allowed to look in their direction.

Just fucking IMAGINE any other country on the face of this planet demanding that an American that tries to holiday there submit to chemical castration or tubal ligation before they board their plane. I mean shit, somebody should propose forced infertility as a requirement to get a passport in America so they can shout EXACTLY YOU FUCKING PSYCHOS when it gets challenged for being fucking psychotic.

Edit: I just realized how much of a problem this would pose for people with mail-order brides. Something conservatives in particular have a large stake in. They’ll go full incel and without a hint of self-awareness suggest an entirely separate system for women who submit as the property of men for breeding.

Kylie Jane Kremer (Executive Director of Women for America First) #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Random guy who hates Trump and managed to DIY a weather control machine on a shoestring budget: I HAVE THE POWER OF A GOD and could either smite an entire continent or bless exactly the locales I personally align with granting them abundance but instead I’m going to make an event few people are attending uncomfortable to the point where it would be dangerous if they specifically spite the usual common sense precautions of making sure there’s temperature regulation, hydration and medical staff on hand. And go further out of their way to strand people, charge them for seating that is unsafe, do substandard construction, and just generally hold their wellbeing to no regard if not in complete giggling contempt but really at that point the weather isn’t affecting anything and it’s all on Trump, who I will use THE POWER OF A GOD to exacerbate the already existing disaster. To annoy him. Because that’s what you do with THE POWER OF A GOD you just kind of annoy people with world changing natural phenomena.

Megyn Kelly #homophobia

For someone who doesn’t want to see it you sure do your damndest to make sure you and anyone within earshot never miss it.

Uwe Boll and Elon Musk #racist

Make it a movie about a Mexican immigrant wiping out a CP distribution ring run by white South Africans while lecturing them on how little they appreciate the gift of being allowed in a country of laws and rights like America and Elon’s going to see the problem real fucking quick. Or hell, not even vigilante violence make it a crime thriller about a legitimate police investigation into a sex trafficking ring that hides behind money, fake visa designations, and “technicalities” of the law that only slide because of preferential racial treatment to whites and he’ll feel really “racially” targeted real fast even if the focus is more on the money than being a criminal from a foreign country bringing crime into every other country he touches. And the unfortunate fact that whites really do dominate the global criminal landscape concerning sex trafficking and crimes against children. And financial crimes, but nobody ever talks about that very seriously outside of the “Indian scammer” very pointedly OUTSOURCED call centres specifically outsourced so as not to trace back to the actual origin of the scam because white society isn’t “plagued” by it white society is built to FUNCTION off it. And nowadays those scammers are all having their jobs taken by AI. So there’s that.

And considering Uwe Boll’s entire career was based on abusing a German tax loophole (now closed) that rewarded him for failure when he took other people’s intellectual property and made an unrecognizable shitshow of it all it figures he’d be in bed with Musk.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

Oh Elon has long been a member of some standing in the “genetic donor to children that rightfully hate you for utterly failing to be a parent” club. Now you just want to think there’s a point of commonality beyond being absolutely pathetic and punchable by pretending everything is the fault of a mistreated child. A child mistreated long before her gender identity became known much like her siblings who also hate the neglectful manchild who treats them like a toy collection and financially abuses their mothers. And in keeping with why you’re all bad parents this point of commonality isn’t so you can empathize with him (and remember this is someone who has demonized empathy calling it the fundamental weakness of civilization) it’s all a show for anyone watching and the outside possibility to leverage what he can do for you to force other people to cater to your preferences.

Liz Churchill and Elon Musk #crackpot #pratt #quack

@Citizen_Justin #258534

Their family, friends, and everyone they passed on the street suffering the same fate. But no worries, they can blame liberals somehow. You know, the liberals they claimed were all going to drop dead. Because killing your own for no gain and to the absolute delight of the people you supposedly hate enough to kill yourself to mildly inconvenience leaving only them completely untouched by this nonsensical conspiracy giving them free reign forever as the sole survivors makes perfect sense to them for some reason.

Diane Yap #wingnut #elitist

You know, it occurs to me these are the same kinds of people who go to Europe and are absolutely aghast when restaurants charge for water.

Edit: And just a reminder privates in the supposedly venerated military and their families rely on benefits like these to scrape by. Attacks on these programs, these “handouts” as they’re so often called, are attacks on those in active service who can’t exactly get a second job and many of whom enlist in the first place because of some other “handout” such as trying to get an education to get a job with a livable wage if they survive their tours of duty so as to not be spit on by people like this. But as it turns out it’s never good enough if you’re not already firmly entrenched in comfortable financial and social standing before you ever set foot in the military or the working world. It’s a sharp contrast to quite a number of conservative “military wives” in that category of inherited comfort who expect invoking that as their “employment” status and even their “rank” to entitle them to preferential treatment and far more significant handouts than a small grocery allowance.

various commenters #wingnut #quack

They sleep like babies every night knowing they spread a disease that could have been a one-off but is now going to be a permanent fixture of many lives, killed a million of their neighbours, cost BILLIONS for their economy dragging the nightmare out, made doctors fear for their lives, and just made everyone around them generally miserable and unsafe.

They don’t just sleep like babies: They shriek, sick up, shit themselves, and make it somebody else’s problem like babies too and get very upset when somebody pulls them away from something dangerous. And they REALLY don’t like it when you tell them they’ve been bad.

Anonymous Hindutva fanatics #fundie #wingnut

I feel like it says something that religious groups routinely turn various forms of “hello” into a death threat whether they’re saying it or it’s said to them.

Diane Yap #wingnut #elitist

Saladin once said a king should have holes in his hands. These people think anyone living hand to mouth should have a hole in their hand and tape over their mouths. I think they have holes in their heads.

Average Dad #transphobia

On behalf of the person you have no right to call yourself a father to: Thanks for making the decision to cut you out of their life a MUCH easier one by being just so very extra.

On behalf of the average man: Continue to portray your god-awful, disrespectful, demeaning behaviour and suspiciously sexual fixation on your OWN CHILD out to be what you can expect of the majority of men and we’re going to have problems polite words won’t smooth out.

Nigel Farage #racist #conspiracy

From a guy who epitomizes Britain’s history of classism and one sided social power dynamics ruled by a privileged few who only tolerate the masses to exist as they have duties to perform and unspoken understanding that no contract with those of lesser station need be considered binding as those peasants and savages “do not understand the values” of such a contract claiming the British people fundamentally expect a fair deal is laughable. He and those like him don’t offer or expect deals, they expected to dictate terms and tithes. Brexit’s entire premise was that Britain should retain all the benefits of being in the EU without having to reciprocate. That being the same as anyone else was fundamentally unfair.

luvvom #fundie

And the Trump administration has just de-listed recognition for 180 religions many of them denominations of Christianity including Mormonism. How’s that nearly two decades of a non-stop temper tantrum at the temerity of a black guy becoming president working out for you?

Various pro-Iranian/anti-Israeli protesters #moonbat #conspiracy

@MixMasterMikaeus #257984

Oh I can admit there’s no shortage of fools and no philosophical safe zone where this kind of thing doesn’t exist but we’re also living in a media culture that makes these claims as a matter of course with no regard for facts or parrots them with very rare attempts to make the facts clear. Even those that do not in any way align with the purposes of that kind of disinformation still fall into that habit from sheer exhaustion. I mean for example when was the last time you heard anyone, from any network, from any country, correct the CONSTANT mis-statements about “windmills” and note that it’s wind TURBINES that generate electricity. It’s become so regular I think even they are calling turbines windmills in stories unrelated to the relentless attacks on renewable energy. So if this is genuinely safe to take a face value I will agree that this is being more concerned with being for or against a side rather than being for a principle. The invasion is worth mourning, the circumstances surrounding his death are unjustifiable, but this particular man is not any kind of hero or martyr and being so fresh off the bloody quelling of dissent before the invasion associating him with peace or tolerance is just delusional.

Stephen Miller #sexist #racist #transphobia #wingnut

@Zinnia #257580

Not that my expectations for the intelligence of people who engage in that shit are high or even exist but who the FUCK thinks eggs are vegan? Mistaking cheese for vegan fare, sure, it’s not a slab of bacon and that’s about their only understanding of food in general and what passes for cheese in America you cannot legally call cheese elsewhere in the world but eggs are very much an animal byproduct most would go right ahead and call meat. You’d think people who value the “lives” of fertilized eggs recognizing them as more deserving of rights than actual living people would keep that shit in mind.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy

@Skide #257566

I think it’s a Freudian slip betraying his long-standing desire to turn the full force of the military against American citizens… AND his brain being rotten oatmeal.

shaheem #fundie

Well if pairs are so important perhaps it is prudent to note that nutsacks come in pairs while the penis and vagina do not. So if you have two men you have a pair of penises and two pairs of nutsacks and with two women you have a pair of vaginas but with a man and a woman only the nutsacks are paired while you have two odd sex organs. So it’s not perfectly paired.

Greg Gutfeld #racist #psycho

And yet these same people feign horror and indignation at the “unconscionable and inhumane” way MAGA rioters, cop beaters, racist murderers, and insurrectionists are treated… better than any other fucking prisoner you could goddamned name. Which of course to them is worse than anyone has ever been treated in the history of ever. Because they’re lying delusional psychopaths and their “final solution” ethos is clearly getting to me because I think I want it applied to them and I’m not immediately talking myself out of it any more.

Pete Hegseth and J D Vance #crackpot #psycho #racist

Little Peter is accidentally telling the truth in one regard: He’s trying to storm every shore to avenge the loss of the ideology everyone else triumphed over. But it’s the same old bullshit ideology, not a new one at all.

Mark Jennings #fundie #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

I am oppressed by your EXISTENCE! Why must I be so PERSECUTED by the very EXISTENCE of other people?! Is it really so unreasonable to demand the world censor my knowledge of people existing so that I might not fly into hysterics unless I go looking for an excuse as I am want to do on my own time? And other people’s time… while ignoring obligations that I have to them on that time. But that’s not important because the world is obligated to ME to alter itself to my liking even at the expense of others because I am so PERSECUTED even though my preferences take priority over the supposed rights of others who I may proudly, loudly, and with State sanction and support declare exist as a controversy to be hidden, silenced, or “fixed” by any means that satisfy me. /sarcasm

Olivia Murray #racist #wingnut

Funny how it’s always phrased as the jobs being “taken” as though physically stripped from another human being like an object rather than those jobs choosing to fill their positions with immigrants and the actual REASON for that is never discussed. Companies can get away with doing to immigrants things that don’t fly quite so easily with established citizens. Less pay, harsher conditions, no benefits, no meaningful redress of grievances, and always the pressure of threats and manipulation of deliberately preserved ignorance. Plus the amount of entirely deliberate harassment and disrespect “employers” can show workers who might effectively be prisoners even beyond the threat of the loss of work. The MAGA dream… as long as they’re the ones holding the whip rather than suffering under it, that’s for “other” people. And entire industries, agriculture in particular, are utterly RELIANT on that dynamic being in place to function at all in America as their profit margins are only so wide because of this mistreatment and they couldn’t hire locals even if the treatment and pay were actually fair because they consider such hard and seasonal work beneath their station or unable to sustain a quality of life they view as the bare minimum. And on the flipside for jobs that actually do have pay and benefits worth something the educational requirements are out of reach for many Americans because education is a frequent victim of the same people who beat the anti-immigration war drums. Unaffordable to the majority putting them in crippling debt, underwhelming for many who can afford it, and often they’re just places for families who already have connections that make education a distant concern for employment prospects to network even more connections that make education and competence overall irrelevant to their lives while partying and getting into the kind of trouble those connections get you out of without the criminal record anyone else would be sporting as a consequence in a shared dirty secret that acts almost as an initiation into an amoral world of predation.

Dana White #ableist #crackpot #elitist #wingnut #sexist

If your masculinity demands you to constantly posture, constantly act like you’re being challenged, constantly fear watching eyes judging your every action like it’s their opinion that makes you a man, and absolutely requires that you put others in a place below you chaining them in place with dependency and fear so they can’t leave you which would damage your “masculinity” that’s not just toxic masculinity that’s being a shit human being living a life not worth having. And that’s without the added self-flagellation you just highlighted of refusing to take care of yourself because you’re such a little bitch slave to the opinions of others you will let yourself slide into oblivion rather than “look weak” and risk that spreading like mean girl gossip. Mean girl gossip that destroys your ridiculously fragile take on masculinity because again your masculinity isn’t something internal in this idiot view it’s conferred upon you by a fickle audience that if you had your way would be actively seeking to tear you down so they can elevate themselves. Except you would expect them to do the opposite because it’s a view fundamentally based in hypocrisy and self delusion that you’re inherently superior which others must recognize and sacrifice for to help you maintain a superior position over them.

Steven Roth #elitist #mammon #wingnut

@Sasha #255168

History where people who think like them are seen as bad or the consequences of their actions are bad or have bad things happen to them unless it frames those bad things as completely unjustified making them heroic martyrs while the people who overthrew them are disgusting savages hurts their feelings so they take that out of print and off the internet. Also history where people who very pointedly think nothing at all like them being seen as good or doing positive things. That hurts their feelings even more.

Also you’re absolutely right about how ridiculous it is some people expect to not just be praised but outright thanked for their personal indulgences. It’s like expecting the bum outside rooting through a dumpster for anything edible to thank somebody that walked in and bought $300 of McDonald’s they ate in one sitting. After the glutton publicly states McDonald’s should put rat poison in the dumpster to solve the possibility of anything somebody like them once touched going to “waste” in the stomachs of dumpster divers.

Fritz Berggren #racist #fundie #conspiracy

Brexit was a preview, Trump’s first term the prelude, Trump’s second the point of no return. You’d think you’d learn something having a game of table tennis with white supremacy gaining political traction immediately causing Britain to implode followed by America catching the “white supremacists don’t know how money or power work” ball imploding even more spectacularly while sticking knifes everywhere. Oh, sorry. “Whiff-Whaff.” A game of Whiff-Whaff between daft liars.

Steven Roth #elitist #mammon #wingnut

@Skyknight #255117

The MAGA dream doesn’t “require” the taint of callousness, callousness itself is the dream. Their dream is that callousness can be a self-sustaining personal virtue instead of a slowly erosive indulgence that eats away even at their own rights and the privileges that allow them to exercise their callousness. That their ignorance of how the world works would let them be kings by an unassailable birthright that have to do less than the bare minimum to be recognized as worthy of their status among slaves that will forever raise them up no matter how hard they are stomped on. And for external recognition that this is how things should be, so much so even the people they actively harm will intervene to keep the “rightful natural order” from getting turned on its head should incompetence bring about the natural conclusion as America is witnessing in itself.

@Creativerealms #255125

One home to live in when not hotel hopping for business or “business” meetings. One home to go on “Better Homes and Gardens” and “My life is better than yours” magazine covers for photo ops and to stir intrigue about inheritances. One home for parties because trying to live around a place that has to be cleaned up is an unsightly hassle. And one home for “private” parties that doesn’t have to be cleaned quite as often but the cleaning is a months long affair that also requires a few people to get their stories straight.

See, it’s all about becoming as detached as possible from every conceivable consequence of living in the real world.

Jum #quack #pratt #conspiracy

I’m sure the one thing losing money for everyone just by existing being wildly contagious so it’s simply more cost effective to head it off and the others not being so much and therefore a hell of a lot easier to say “not our problem” to is only a trifling feather on that scale. Also those other things SHOULD be covered in a better world. Let’s try making this world better, shall we? Instead of defaulting to “that’s not MY problem so why should I do anything to solve it in fact why don’t I actively make things harder because screw you for thinking I should care.”

Trustyourperceptions #crackpot #sexist

At this point if it gets the adult toddlers of the “boyz rule the wurld” club to stop covering their ears and figuring the problem either doesn’t exist or will fix itself and actually deal with climate change let them go ahead and think the worst case scenario isn’t freak weather becoming commonplace to the point of making agriculture as we’ve come to rely on to survive basically impossible to continue, blasting the landscape, and rendering the world inhospitable to human life but that girls will be on top in society and in bed or whatever the fuck scares them more than real problems actually happening because they’re such weird little boys.

Bride Ministries International #fundie #magick

So what you’re saying is the spiritual sins of the Boomers were passed down to the Millennials to be punished for on top of the more tangible and direct ways life has been made harder for the younger generations as a means to enrich the deeply entrenched few in the older?

… So why’s God set the system up so the people who sinned the most suffer the least? And in fact, take the prosperity they’ve built on the backs of others - backs that are breaking under the strain - while the rest fight a losing battle for their dignity and survival as the proof they’re the ones favoured by God and that their vision of “do as I say, certainly not as I do” morality is what the people paying for their sins need to do to “get right with God” and be theoretically rewarded with the prosperity their sins bought them? Which others are picking up the tab for?

Claudia Hernandez #fundie #psycho

“Religious exemption” in a nutshell: I cannot defend what I choose, not even within the bounds of the religion I hide my actions behind, but I want that to be YOUR problem rather than mine without losing the advantages of being part of a society where such things normally have consequences but still need those consequences in place for others to not disrupt society the way I am right now.

Erin Mersino, U.S. Circuit Judge Consuelo Callahan and four unnamed mothers from California #quack #pratt #fundie

@Conscience #253920

Part of why they wanted to send their children back to school while the pandemic was still raging is because arranging for sitters while they worked was unaffordable (without cluing them in to the cost of living for the working poor where both parents work because to them that’s their own “moral” failing) and actually spending that much time with their own children gave “tradwives” wine headaches before getting to the wine or got in the way of work for people who could work remotely but couldn’t handle domestic life and work at the same time. Their children aren’t the inheritors of the world, they’re accessories that justify their parents’ places in it and inconvenient bothers when they’re not self-polishing trophies. Also the previously mentioned “you can’t tell ME what to do” childish mindset.

This isn’t about religion because NO RELIGION forbids protection from disease except perhaps Nurgle worship. It is the contrarian impulse to defy somebody that told you what to do, resentment of somebody thinking they know better than you, and attempting to use borrowed “authority” to shout them down and hide behind as a shield claiming they’re unfair but all the while thinking it lets you say “I’m better than you.” It is the response of a child, and the children you are supposed to be responsible for are going to pay the price for your stupidity yet you won’t learn a fucking thing because you’ll be too busy making yourself out to be the victim and using that performative victimhood as pretext to further your own spiteful vendetta against anybody that makes you feel stupid or treats you like a child BECAUSE YOU DO THIS SHIT. You should never have had any kind of power over a child let alone the responsibility of keeping them safe, healthy, and alive. Because that responsibility will always be a distant second to you feeling like you’re in control and getting one up on those who mildly annoy you.