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I have recently learned that Disney will be remaking Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs in live-action, with Marc Webb as the director and Rachel Zegler in the lead role. I have one suggestion for Disney in regards to this film: When the Evil Queen dies, show her burning in hell like I have shown above. You took us to Hell in 1979 when you released The Black Hole. Do it again and warn the world of what will happen to those who do not accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.

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And how about sword pojnt conversions while we're at it? Also snow white doesn't seem to accept him either

“You took us to Hell in 1979 when you released The Black Hole."

Yeah. The bad guy got melded with the evil robot and the black hole led to a fiery torment. But did he go there for not believing in Jesus or for being a murderous bastard?
No one else on the other crew mentioned believing in Jesus and they came out the other side whole and hearty.

“When the Evil Queen dies, show her burning in hell like I have shown above.”
You’ve missed the controversy about the Dwarfs being Dwarf stereotypes, i take it? The story is going to be different. I doubt that the Evil Queen dies. She probably meets a more modern fate. Therapy, maybe? Like, the Woodsman turns out to be trangendered and the Queen finds her true love there and all this bullshit was her Cope.

Sadistic fantasies...

...and the crew of the Palomino - sans Dr. Alex Durant & Harry Booth - went to Heaven.

So non-organic sapients like V.I.N.C.E.N.T. can be 'Saved', eh OP...?!

How do you know that Capt. Holland, Lt. Pizer & Dr. McCrae were believers?

This is the largest Quantum Singularity of Bullshit we have ever encountered, OP...!

The most destructive force in the universe, QuantumInnovator: nothing can escape it, not even your credibility.

and who the hell do you think you are to think that whatever you say will have any effect on what Disney does or doesn’t do?

You took us to Hell in 1979 when you released The Black Hole. Do it again and warn the world of what will happen to those who do not accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.

I haven't seen that movie in quite a while, but I don't remember anybody going to Hell. Are you sure you aren't thinking of Doom?

What if they instead make any of these changes?

- The evil queen is Snow White’s birth mother.

- Some of the dwarfs are female.

- Instead of woodsman, it’s a trucker.

- Snow White and the trucker go off together in his truck, while the Evil Queen becomes addicted to happy pills.

You know, this makes me think of the very first Percy Jackson book. Where, when the main characters venture into the Underworld (Hades), Percy sees a famous televangelist being sorted into the “bad place”. Apparently, said televangelist died when his “Ferrari for the Lord” raced off a cliff. No, I am NOT making this up.

Now I am really hoping those books will get a proper adaptation and they’ll keep that scene.

Or how about that scene in Netflix’ Lucifer, where Luci offhandedly mentions that Trump is guaranteed a place in Hell next to some of the worst.

Hm. Well, the only thing I can say is it'll likely be... not be great.

They just don't have a good track record with their live action adaptations.

However, Disney aims for a larger public than the Evangelical one, so obvious Christia proselytism might be a big no-no.

This first half isn't actually that bad a suggestion, all things considered. Fire's a good special effect to throw into films, and you can't say that ain't cathartic, handing such a horrible fictional character such a horrible fictional fate.

No clue what the second half of the quote is supposed to imply.

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