[Serious] Covid and Corprus are the same disease, a divine one. Hear me out.
Both start with a C. Coincidence? I think not, both are created in order to make us stronger and create a hivemind where Elliot Rodger (in TES 3 its the incel dagoth ur which gets cucked by azuras cuck nerevar). Corprus was created to drive out the mongrel races out of morrowind and to restore glory to resdayn, covid will be used to drive out the mongrel choids and foids to restore our holy earth and make it a place of no suffering and an utopia. Thats why normies and the governments are so afraid of it, thats why they desperately are trying to find a vaccine, but they wont, also as your vision clouds, as the darkness sets, fear not.
Know only our mercy and the radiance of our affection, which unbinds your bones to the earth before, and sets your final path to the music of your new eternity.
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Both start with a C. When that’s your best opening line and the high point of your logic…
Covid and Corprus are the same disease, a divine one. What the hell is “Corprus”?A fictional, supernatural zombie plague from the Elder Scroll games???
Both start with a C. Coincidence? I think not C is a very common first letter in Latin. “Corprus” is clearly pseudo-Latin derived from “corpus”, body and/or its English descendant “corpse”. So yes, coincidence.
covid will be used to drive out the mongrel choids and foids to restore our holy earth and make it a place of no suffering and an utopia
The Covid-19 virus doesn’t discriminate. It can infect anyone , not just the ones you hate.
And what’s ‘choid’? A misspelling of ‘Chad’?
Your reasoning falls apart when you consider that the Nerevarrine kicked corprus’ ass, cut off the source of Dagoth's power, overthrew three demi-gods, and was the possible leader of every organization in Morrowind. The ‘outlander’ rule wouldn't be ended until a literal god of destruction came in to wreck the empire, and the Dunmer people, who were subsequently invaded by the beast race they'd used as slaves for centuries, and were on the brink of losing everything. And by the end of the crisis, their must populous region was an ash-covered wasteland under a roaring volcano, their peoples reduced to begging their ancient enemies for refuge, and the last remnants led by a xenophobic noble house as their descended further into depravity, exploitation, mistrust and hate. Seems like even without a magical plague, the ‘victory’ of your supposed heroes is beyond phyrric.
Remember, dgdsg will always be fyuthgg, so in all truth and passion 87e5t should yupoeraoiui for ever, with asyufsyu being paramount over vcnssjfdh.
@Bastethotep
...and if this manbaby is reduced to referring to a fictional disease from a videogame, then that shows how delusional they are.
Going by this... thing's 'logic', therefore as the Doom Slayer has conquered Heaven - Urdak - if an enhanced mortal can destroy gods, what does that say about the manbabies' deity, Elliot Todger...?!
...and if 'God' - in the form of 'Jubileus' - can be destroyed by a bespectacled witch with amnesia & .50 cal. heels at the end of "Bayonetta", so much for the OP's 'logic'.
Goddammit, do you incels have to drag EVERYTHING into the mud? Can’t you even keep your shitstained fingers from beloved classic video games?!
Also: goddammit. I have never noticed the additional R in the word, and why does it have to be this post which finally brings my attention to it? >.<
If you wanna talk fictional diseases, wish you all dipshits contracted the netgene connection failure contagion from BLAME!
Maybe it would at least stop you from writing this shit all over the net… HEYOO!
@Bastethotep #59896
I do ask one thing, at least if you’re into games at all. Give it a chance, it’s a lot better than he makes it sound! Often the most highly rated of the series, and definitely has a number of fun and interesting features missing from later games. And all of them have very deep and involved story lines, a good bit taken and adapted from various mythologies, and even a bit of purely original work.
@arp #59916
In 18 years, really? I’m pretty sure it wasn’t one of the voiced lines, so it could be easy to slip over a few times, I guess, but … wow.
@KZadBhat #59946
No, it was not voiced. Guess I consequently misread it.
@Timjer #60065
The Trump Virus? No, that would be just good old covid
@arp #60069
…Oh my god! Trump is a failed T-Virus experiment confirmed! A failed attempt at creating a new “Crimson Head” zombie, but in his case it’s an “Orange Head” zombie!
Now everything makes sense, forever.
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