Those Tweets were NOT Racist. I don’t have a Racist bone in my body! The so-called vote to be taken is a Democrat con game. Republicans should not show “weakness” and fall into their trap. This should be a vote on the filthy language, statements and lies told by the Democrat.....
.....Congresswomen, who I truly believe, based on their actions, hate our Country. Get a list of the HORRIBLE things they have said. Omar is polling at 8%, Cortez at 21%. Nancy Pelosi tried to push them away, but now they are forever wedded to the Democrat Party. See you in 2020!
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I don’t have a Racist bone in my body! Hahahahahahahahahaha.
That's only true if you don't have bones, Caligula, just strategically hardened lard permeated with "racial superiority" and undigested fast food.
Hmm. You know, Caligula was just a nickname meaning "little boot." I wonder if there's an equivalent for "little fingers" or "little gloves" to start using.
"This should be a vote on the filthy language,"
Yeah, Donald 'grab 'em by the pussy' Trump has a leg to stand on, there.
@Passerby
Now that you mention it, Trump really is just one clueless animal anointed his vice president away from being a carbon copy from good ol’ Caligula, isn’t he?
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…Wait a minute! Looks at Pence Oh! Your! God!
@The_Crimson_Ghost
….or a short, mushroomy, yeti-like one.
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@Passerby
We need to find a Classical Latin equivalent. QUICK! TO THE BAT-TRANSLATOR WEBSITE! [*old Batman TV show theme plays*]
Barring that, a funny portmanteau using “Caligula” and “Trump” would suffice. “Trumpula”? “Comboverula”?
EDIT: I went to the Translator thingy on Google and got “Parva Digitabulum” (‘Little Glove’). Doesn’t quite have the same “feel” as “Caligula” (then again, the translator used Modern Latin and not the stuff Ancient Romans used. Modern Latin uses ‘parva’ for ‘little’ so ‘Little Something’ is bound to be two words. ‘Little Boot’ in today’s Latin is ‘Parva Booz’ which doesn’t sound ANYTHING like ‘Caligula’!).
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TRUMP: “These polls I mentioned came out of my butt! I asked yesterday’s Big Macs, a few parasites, a cloud named ‘Stinky’ and some polyps what they thought of Omar and the rest and they told me that!”
@SpukiKitty
Actually, Caligula is derived from the diminutive form of the term “Caligae”, which were a type of soldier’s boot at the time. “https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligae” I believe Caligula’s nickname started because he wore small version of those when he was younger.
Aaaah, the things you can pick up from young-adult fantasy novels…
@Passerby : Latin for “small hand” would be “manula”, “small finger” would be “digitulus”.
@Timjer : This is correct.
@SpukiKitty @Timjer
Yes, his dad was a general and when he was on the Germanic front as a small child the soldiers gave him this nickname, since he was outfitted with miniature versions of their own boots. (He hated being called this, BTW.) Caligula’s actual name was Gaius Julius Caesar, a common name in his family.
Whatever one thinks of Trump’s common sense and way of going about doing things, I’d have to say that appointing a religious fanatic who addresses his own wife as ‘Mother’ for Vice President was a savvy move. The only way impeachment will work now will be if Trump is deposed just before the 2020 election. If the election takes place while impeachment proceedings are still running, Trump will likely win having given an image of a beleaguered hero fighting on two fronts, and then use his post-election gains to consolidate his position and sabotage said impeachment proceedings. If Trump is impeached a few months before the election, then Pence (who is rather more competent than Trump) will still have a few months to impose terrible damage upon the country.
@Bastethotep
Ah, but isn't the lesson that pleasing appearances hide danger important to learn? His supporters enjoy the shallow facade of toughness and loud colourful shows, they drink his poison and it tastes sweet on the tongue, but sure enough that racing feeling in their heart will lead to death.
The sad thing is is that I might start to believe that he believes it. I heard of my psychiatrist one time that there exist mental disorders in which the person is so completely lacking in self-awareness that they will state: "I'M NOT ANGRY!!!".
Then again I remember a communist blogger who said that Obama was worse than Trump. That's because every US president has committed grave crimes against humanity and that at least with Trump you can give the argument that he doesn't know what he's doing. Unlike Obama who knew quite well what he was doing.
I don’t have a Racist bone in my body!
No, Donald, it was the bone spurs that were fictional. Your racist bone is very real, and currently occupies the region where a regular person would have a skull.
I mean, the Federal Government sued your ass to get you to rent space to black people. You demanded four black youths (and one Latino) be executed even after they were exonerated, because “they’re negroes, they must have done something.” Sure, it was in the past, but when former racists leave the hate behind, they don’t deny their racist past, they own up to it and admit they’re ashamed of it. You? Not so much you.
Makes me wish Woody Guthrie was still with us, so we could have two songs about Old Man Trump. I wonder what Woody would rhyme “racist Samsonite Shrek” with?
Omar is polling at 8%, Cortez at 21%.
Since Trump doesn’t normally use specific numbers unless they come from somewhere, I’d say Fox News poll. Which says nothing about anyone other than Fox News viewers who take polls.
“Those Tweets were NOT Racist. I don’t have a Racist bone in my body!”
1970’s lawsuit against the business you and your old man ran, the whole Central Park Five thing, the fact that you were the King of the Birthers, and your own fucking words from yesterday prove you wrong, Donald Dumbshit. Only in YOUR diseased mind could you think telling POC to “go back where they came from” isn’t racist as all hell. Because the fact is, “go back to Africa” has long been something racist assholes scream at POC…
@Citizen Justin
That explains why the Dems are kind of slow to impeach. The Pence thing. That said; I don’t think it matters when he gets impeached and he’s so awful and ridiculous that only his base will buy the “embattled hero” thing. We outnumber the his Base, PERIOD and we need to be out in force at the polls!
@Passerby
I agree with you concerning Marlon Bundo. Adorable, too….
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….I LOVE the spoof-book about the little fluffball. GAY BUNNIES FTW!
Racists says he's not racist, only Liberals are racist, racist people aren't racist, the worst thing you can call someone is racist.
The shit just flows every time.
Filthy language? Like “grab’em by the pussy”?
They are not the ones giving the top 1 percent extra billions in tax-reductions, while raising the taxes for the poor. Don the Con is.
We simply can’t get a list of the HORRIBLE things the Orange Clown has said, as it would sort of grow exponentially, and would soon implode of its own weight.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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