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20 years later, the only thing we can do is trust in God that the bastards who [perpetrated 9/11] are weeping in Hell for what they did. America is God's chosen country, and anyone who messes with us messes with Him.I don't think I could possibly enjoy Heaven without the glorious reassurance that all of America's enemies (especially the Mooslime trash that attacked us) are paying for their crimes in the Lake of Fire. I would invite you to repent of your foolishness and believe in the very real existence of Hell before it is too late.
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This is what drove me from my first Church. The faithful excitedly flecked more spittle describing the torments in Hell then thry smiled at the description of Heaven.
But i always thought Xianity was about forgiveness, second chances,love. Not the revenge these assholes masturbate to,...
America is God's chosen country, and anyone who messes with us messes with Him.
…Pride is a deadly sin, you do know that, right? Thinking any offense towards you is something an almighty god takes personally… FFS!
I don't think I could possibly enjoy Heaven without the glorious reassurance that all of America's enemies (especially the Mooslime trash that attacked us) are paying for their crimes in the Lake of Fire.
So, let me get this straight; you and Jesus cannot possibly be happy, cannot “get it up” so to say, even in heaven itself, unless you’re certain that people that aren’t you are suffering horribly!?
…Yeah, sure, why not? It’s not like Jesus’ teachings are about forgiveness and redemption or anything. /s
P.S.: Even should I end up in Heaven tomorrow and have all my wishes and fantasies (both subtle and gross) be fulfilled, part of me would still feel guilty that there are people (not just my loved ones that are now separated from me) suffering on Earth and that I cannot possibly do anything about it anymore.
If America is “God’s chosen country”, why did it allow the country to be attacked in the first place?
I’m sure you’ll blame all the usual bogeymen…
I would invite you to repent of your foolishness and believe in the very real existence of Hell before it is too late
the very real existence of Hell
...as it is written? The words of Vivienne Medrano: "Helluva Boss". As it is written. Loona.
Don't threaten me with a good time, OP.
For you know the more than lethal consequences for not only your entire 'argument' if you so much as think of saying 'Oh, that series on YouTube isn't a documentary!'. As. It. Is. Written .
One fiction's just as good as another , amirite...?!
"I don't think I could possibly enjoy Heaven without the glorious reassurance that all of America's enemies (especially the Mooslime trash that attacked us) are paying for their crimes in the Lake of Fire."
When i believed, i honestly could not understand how a Christain could enjoy eternal paradise knowing that ANYONE was suffering eternal torture. No chance to repent, no forgiveness even if they did, no opportunity to show that they learned their lesson and changed their ways... Like, the opposite of what i felt the whole POINT of Xianity was.
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Indeed. I’m no Christian myself, but honestly the concept of Hell being a Lake of Fire for an eternity just doesn’t work for me. I mean, what’s even the friggin’ point of the same torture regardless of the crime and an eternity of it regardless of the magnitude of the crime?
I like to see Hell (if it was indeed created by a wise and benevolent deity) more as this; a personalized “prison” where each “inmate” is confronted by their own personal sins until they finally understand what they did wrong and become a better person out of it. After which it’s either Heaven, or reincarnation.
Now, tell me, which is both a lot more humane and makes much more sense to exist?
Plus, can someone explain this to me; is Satan even supposed to be Hell’s warden or its biggest inmate? Because I’m pretty sure one can’t be both… Biblical mythology just doesn’t make sense to me, no matter how I look at it.
God’s Chosen Country… OK, if you say so.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y2FuDY6Q4M
At the same time, those hijackers would have believed they were carrying out jihad for their Allah. Rather than going to Hell, which Muslims definitely believe in, they believed they were going to Paradise to get it on with and pop the cherries of those houris, as a reward.
What the fuck makes you think you’ll be in HEAVEN, Just Me?
You’re going to be able to appreciate the Lake and its inhabitants from a much closer and more personal angle.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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